Posted February 19, 2008 Fleshlight is so weird and sad.That's probably only beaten by the guy I knew who jerked off with condoms afraid to contract AIDS. Oh, and bought "wax" ... something, meant for surf boards to rub on... erm... himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 Oh, and bought "wax" ... something, meant for surf boards to rub on... erm... himself. What in god's name... I... it's... hmm, yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 What in god's name... I... it's... hmm, yeah. To him, ericeira surf shop (a p0ser surfer shop, with prohibitive prices) was almost a sex shop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 Oh, and bought "wax" ... something, meant for surf boards to rub on... erm... himself. For a guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 I may have missed it but I do believe that Strider never revealed his dirty wanking secrets. Spill it boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 I may have missed it but I do believe that Strider never revealed his dirty wanking secrets. Spill it boy. I was thinking of your mum. I feel so dirty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 I was thinking of your mum. I feel so dirty. Have you ever seen my mum? You would feel gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 eurgh mum jokes.. What joke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 I love it when people use fucking my mom as an insult to me. It's more of an insult to them, believe me. (I lie... but that's what I tell'em. That she's a hairy whale.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 For a guess. It was exactly that. I remember reading the "best for your stick" thing, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 I love it when people use fucking my mom as an insult to me. It's more of an insult to them, believe me. (I lie... but that's what I tell'em. That she's a hairy whale.) It's incredibly insulting to me, but for the purpose of not killing this thread, I'll keep stump. haha sex wax, I can see how he was mistaken if it wasn't in a surfers shop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 It's incredibly insulting to me, but for the purpose of not killing this thread, I'll keep stump. Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 It's incredibly insulting to me, but for the purpose of not killing this thread, I'll keep stump. You should turn it around... tell them she's horrible fat and hairy. They'll feel stupid after that, for sure. I don't like it either, I love my mother more than anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 You should turn it around... tell them she's horrible fat and hairy. They'll feel stupid after that, for sure. I don't like it either, I love my mother more than anything. haha I could say worst waste dear. But it's not a nice thing to be saying nor replying too. I love my step-mum as it is has anybody ever been walked in on while ''doing the deed''? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 haha I could say worst waste dear. But it's not a nice thing to be saying nor replying too. I love my step-mum as it is has anybody ever been walked in on while ''doing the deed''? I bet you could, you should hear what I say on said occasions... but I was just providing an example. Walked in?? Masturbating? No. Having sex? Yes, but it was my house mate, she knows we do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 It's incredibly insulting to me, but for the purpose of not killing this thread, I'll keep stump. This is the masturbation thread not the mothers thread. You can discuss it all you want. Just as long as you don't diss masturbation. Is that sex wax a joke? Maybe I'm missing something from australian culture but "Sex Wax" and "The best for your stick" sound pretty rude to me. If you look it says "Do not eat/chew". I hope your friend didn't recieve a blowjob shortly after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 hahaha xD, I was on about either really. Personally never been caught doing anything thankfully xD EDIT: no I'm not ''dissing'' maturbation :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 No me neither. Although have come close during wanking before. A few times it's happened when parents have left the house, only to realise that they have forgotten something. Has anybody done it in public? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 The worst thing is... when I'm home, I can hear my parents doing it, their room is above mine. I can hear the fucking furniture bouncing... It's weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 The worst thing is... when I'm home, I can hear my parents doing it, their room is above mine. I can hear the fucking furniture bouncing... It's weird. That's not the word I would use to describe it. My sister has caught parents in the shower (more than once I think) and my brother has caught them in the bath. My idiot sister decided to reveal it to me with detailed positional description. But it makes me feel ill to think about it so lets change the subject. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 as it is has anybody ever been walked in on while ''doing the deed''?Yes; really uncomfortable thing to happen. being walked in and be able to cover it up is one thing, being really caught is... well, bad. The worst thing is... when I'm home, I can hear my parents doing it, their room is above mine. I can hear the fucking furniture bouncing... It's weird.That, or any other notion of that being happening never happened with me (thankfully) Although I took condoms from my parents stack before in times of need; so they must use them for something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 Never been caught, i'm too sneaky. As for public ones, i've had a fair few outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 I've not had a wank in 7 days, lol. I think its a record for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2008 I've not had a wank in 7 days, lol. I think its a record for me. 5 months and counting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
