Posted February 22, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Oh dear god, haven't laughed like that for such a long time. Priceless. Least she's not a chav Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2008 I've probebly flushed millions of my potential children down the toilet.I know its wrong but it feels good. This must be how smokers feel. Masturbation isn't wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2008 Your first 'go' is ALWAYS the best. Seriously, why repress yourself? Mine wasn't. I'd say the best ones were after the fifth. The first was awkward. I didn't know what to say afterwards. I didn't want to just leave myself lying there alone but I wanted to do other things like go on the computer. When I was a novice I pulled it too far back in the shower and made it bleed. My first wet dream involved a brilliantly looking black woman with horns coming out of her ears fucking the hell out of me. Fucked up I know I love the dreams you have. (Not you in particular just in general.) But I hate the mess. Although I've not had that many. I'd say less than 15 maybe less than 10. I used to have loads of dirty dreams when I was a kid. ABout aged 6-10. I first experienced a lasses private parts at six. It's really funny thinking back as we tried the stuff we'd heard in the playground but didn't have a clue what we were doing. It was ten years later until I experienced them again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2008 Least she's not a chav You always take it too far! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Masturbation isn't wrong. It is if you've been doing it where i've been doing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 It is if you've been doing it where i've been doing it. On the crack of another man's arse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 I regularly had wet dreams (um, once a month? less i think) but it's stopped now for various obvious reasons. You know that next time I see you, that's all I'll be able to think of. Shit. Elsewhere, my period of abstinence is still going strong as of now. Go me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Girls do not know how to give handjobs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Girls do not know how to give handjobs! Haha that was random. Why the outburst? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Girls do not know how to give handjobs! Wrong. Have you been using your 10 year old sister for a lab rat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Wrong. Have you been using your 10 year old sister for a lab rat? its not difficult to give a handjob...oh the stories ive heard of giving wrong blowjobs mind... HAHAHA:indeed: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 its not difficult to give a handjob...oh the stories ive heard of giving wrong blowjobs mind... HAHAHA:indeed: Since never once in the past nor in the future do have I tried/desire it, men might do some decent blowjobs...but really not my thing. this said, can only talk about women, and hell yeah they can give a hell of a blowjob...experience solves the thing. You can immediatly tell if it's new to her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 I can vouch for that. Letty used to be pretty awful. These days? With experience two words: God Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 You can immediatly tell if it's new to her. hmpf. i cant watch porn anymore~ i find myself thinking "gah! noo girl what are you doing?! you're doing it wrong!!" =_______= *retreats to own imagination* *phew* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Experience certainly makes them better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 I can vouch for that. Letty used to be pretty awful. These days? With experience two words: God Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn :p Do we really need to know this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Girls do not know how to give handjobs! So true. Why are they so brutal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 So true. Why are they so brutal? kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! with fire? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it!Seems like they're using a ketchup bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Oh dear God this suddenly turned scary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Wrong. Have you been using your 10 year old sister for a lab rat? Bit too strong tbh and I very much doubt u have had a handjob from a girl, like ever Always the wrong place, can hurt and they put all their energy in the wrong areas. One girl congratulated me on how long I could last, I congratulated her on giving a shit handjob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Do we really need to know this? Sure you did! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
