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Just look at how amazing Lisa is there. I wanna give her such a cat bath so much in that video. Fucking delicious.

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Just look at how amazing Lisa is there. I wanna give her such a cat bath so much in that video. Fucking delicious.

 

Nope Mikey. :blank:

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I must say, I'm actually quite impressed with how this thread turned out, and the fact it's still open! I actually do feel weird talking about, despite knowing that pretty much everyone does it. Sometimes, you just feel the need, and I think with the internet these days it's much easier to get yourself sorted if you need to. There's nothing more annoying than a boner that just won't go away.

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Has anyone ever been caught by their parents?

 

I'm a very stealthy bloke hence I have NEVER been caught. Quite a few times my parents tried to creep down the stairs to see what I was doing, but when I'm in wank mode I detect that shite quick!

 

The closest was where I never knew my sister was out (it was like 5am) then suddenly the main door opens (comp was in the sitting room back then), I had to quickly switch off the comp (had like 20 web pages open of porn) via the switch at the back and stood up instantly as if I was packing up to go to sleep. Pure stealth.

 

Due to this, my kids will always get caught!...Meh, nah let 'em wank.

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I must say, I'm actually quite impressed with how this thread turned out, and the fact it's still open! I actually do feel weird talking about, despite knowing that pretty much everyone does it. Sometimes, you just feel the need, and I think with the internet these days it's much easier to get yourself sorted if you need to. There's nothing more annoying than a boner that just won't go away.
I know the feeling. Whether it's when you first get up, and I can't find my dressing gown, or during Geography with my incredibly ugly teacher :shakehead

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Nope.

Have you Mr King V?

 

EDIT......

 

I know the feeling. Whether it's when you first get up, and I can't find my dressing gown, or during Geography with my incredibly ugly teacher :shakehead

 

Dressing gown!!!!? ROTFL!:D

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Fact...

 

I worked for Marriott once an Lisa Scott Lee (Steps) was staying at the hotel. She had 'period pains' (according to her bouncer!) so there he was (as he came down to the leisure club) and he asked for some hot water and a bowl. I said I would bring it up to the room and proceeded to raid the kitchen and boil the kettle. I went to the room but wasn't allowed to see her. The bouncer dude wouldn't let me in the room :(. After that I beat off so badly in the staff toilets and later that night replaced my gf with an image of the steps hottie that used MY water to soothe her nasty nasty period.

 

Man she was hot. But I agree, Claire was untouchable.

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Fact...

 

After that I beat off so badly in the staff toilets and later that night replaced my gf with an image of the steps hottie that used MY water to soothe her nasty nasty period.

 

 

Thats m'boy! :yay:

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Maybe your friends since they are from a different generation lol

 

Hell no, especially people from our age group, amigo! It's all a matter of how intimate you are with someone, it's not something they go about shouting, of course.

 

I don't have them. So they can't relieve me.

 

If you don't have them, it's your own fault. There is no physical condition that prevents orgasms. Your problems are all psychological.

 

I don't, never have. You'd be amazed to hear how many women can't have orgasms.

 

Again, you need an attitude change.

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If you don't have them, it's your own fault. There is no physical condition that prevents orgasms. Your problems are all psychological.

Again, you need an attitude change.

 

Eh, there are physical conditions that may prevent women from having orgasms. Don't be too quick to say things when you're not sure about them.

 

Having said that, I'm pretty sure my problem -is- psychological. But even then, that is not "my fault". It's not like I can simply press a button and it'll work. I'd been sexually interested and experimenting before the age of 12 already, and it's not like I said to myself then "hey this might not work, so maybe I shouldn't do it?". I've only lost interest a couple of years ago, at the same time my sexual interest started to fade (which is probably related to the anorgasmia).

 

The only thing that might be able to help me is psychological sex therapy, since I can't do this on my own or even with the help of a partner. But therapy is not something that will happen until I live alone; my parents (and their health care company) have nothing to do with this.

 

 

Anyway, please continue your wank talk all.

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Has anyone ever been caught by their parents?

 

I'm a very stealthy bloke hence I have NEVER been caught. Quite a few times my parents tried to creep down the stairs to see what I was doing, but when I'm in wank mode I detect that shite quick!

 

The closest was where I never knew my sister was out (it was like 5am) then suddenly the main door opens (comp was in the sitting room back then), I had to quickly switch off the comp (had like 20 web pages open of porn) via the switch at the back and stood up instantly as if I was packing up to go to sleep. Pure stealth.

 

Due to this, my kids will always get caught!...Meh, nah let 'em wank.

 

Haha, when I was younger and we had no router etc etc, we only had internet on the main computer, which rather unfortunately is tucked under the stairs, and right in front of the front door. When you step into the house, there's usually someone sitting just 3 metres in front of you. A few times when trying to sneak a sneaky while people were out, I'd hear the door(or coming down the stairs quite quick), and there were too many windows open or something that wouldnt be quick to close, I've had to resort to the mains switch, usually a quick flick for a restart then cover my tracks. One advantage was the fact I had two doors, so hearing the first was like a 5 second warning, without it I'm sure I'd have been caught at least once.

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Ergh, when i'm having a wank in my room. And i hear the door open at the botto of the stairs. It's gotta sound suspicious, when i jump up click away everything and button up.

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Anyway, please continue your wank talk all.

Oh no, this topic isn't gender specific, you may comment on flicking your bean some more.

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Ever since hearing a somewhat disturbing story of a male internet-goer who was caught by his whole family doing something he shouldn't using the thinner end of a hockey stick and how even years later the relationships hadn't mended completely - I've never done anything even slightly risky like mentioned above.

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Oh no, this topic isn't gender specific, you may comment on flicking your bean some more.

 

I wish i wasn't drinking when i read that.

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How they hell do you have one in class? lol

 

Well first I got a semi. And then I put my finger and thumb over my bell (my hand was outside the trousers) and just moved it up and down. It wasn't the greatest wank ever but hey it's a great experience.

 

Once I had a wank on soft (well it was slightly hard but not quite a semi). I don't know how I managed it but it wasn't exactly great.

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Well first I got a semi. And then I put my finger and thumb over my bell (my hand was outside the trousers) and just moved it up and down. It wasn't the greatest wank ever but hey it's a great experience.

 

Once I had a wank on soft (well it was slightly hard but not quite a semi). I don't know how I managed it but it wasn't exactly great.

 

Hahahahahaha!!!! Desperate measures eh? I should have tried that back then, my teachers were all fit.

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Hahahahahaha!!!! Desperate measures eh? I should have tried that back then, my teachers were all fit.

 

My mate sat next to me was keeping a lookout for me. Although there were two girls sat behing us (although they were facing the other way, not out of disgust thats just the way the computers were laid out). He laughed about it afterwards. I had PE later and my boxers were all sticky. Had ot get changed discretely.

 

Once when I wasn't very experienced I pulled my foreskin too far back in the shower and it bled. I told my mates and they laughed and asked me if it had scabbed up. Got me a nickname of "Scotch egg".

 

PS. I had one about 20 mins ago.

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