Dan_Dare Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 that's...kind of weird. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 iTunes has crashed taking my iPod with it. I just wanted to add an album and now I'm going to be doing this for another half an hour. So much for not going to bed too late. I hate iTunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 You're just looking at the situation all wrong, he's not trying to molest you. It's all just a compliment, he's really trying to say you're too sexy for your own good Actually no, it's weird. Keep an eye on him, but don't look like you're interested, or it'll only make matters worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 that's...kind of weird. Yep. Don't worry, it gives us something to bitch/gossip/complain about after work. Apparently a different manager asked my friend out, and she laughed in his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I worked from 12:30 till 9 today. Actually quite fun, because most of the day is spent sitting around and having jokes. I love everyone I work with. They all (bar one really shy girl that irritates me) have so many stories to tell. I'm kinda worried that a manager is coming onto me. He sometimes hovers about, smiling at patrons welcoming them etc etc. And he's like "John here will show you to your seat" touching the small of my back in such an inappropriate way that makes me feel so uncomfortable. And then I was cleaning a screen, and there's this really awkward row of seats that you have to lean right in with the hoover to get all the popcorn. I was hoovering in said way, and he came up and said "You're doing a good job", and I swear that if he had been watching me the only thing he would have seen was my ass. And then later on he asked me to make him a Latte, which I did. I took it up to the office, and when I went in, he had his shirt half buttoned open. He knew I was going to come up - why the fuck did he have his shirt open spraying chest hair everywhere? Slightly perturbed, I gave him the latte, and looking at it, he said - and I quote - "Hmmm... you've got a good head there". He literally could not have said a more inappropriate thing while still talking about a cup of coffee. The worst thing is that he's 30-something, married and has kids. And has overpowering chest hair. Dude, you're his bitch! He showed you the chest hair, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Dude, you're his bitch! He showed you the chest hair, man. To be fair though, he drives a car which looks like an Aston Martin (I don't know what it is, but it looks outrageously expensive). If I had to be someone's bitch, I'd prefer they be really rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Whenever I imagine a "manager" or "boss" at work, I think of Lucy Liu in Charlie's Angels. I'd prefer her than a child molester. Chair is 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 To be fair though, he drives a car which looks like an Aston Martin (I don't know what it is, but it looks outrageously expensive). If I had to be someone's bitch, I'd prefer they be really rich. Man, I dunno. There are some things that just go beyond money. He sounds creepy more than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Whenever I imagine a "manager" or "boss" at work, I think of Lucy Liu in Charlie's Angels. I love. Literally one of the few times a woman has aroused me. I'd prefer her than a child molester. Chair is 13. Stop lying. Quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I have to be at work in 7 hours, why am I up? I blame Spotify and BT. Essentially BT is to blame for everything. Chair, just be careful not to lead him on, try and not look so good all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Am I the only one imagining him as a gay Ricky Gervais? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I was thinking more Benicio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 It must be done; No. 7 on my list of Top 10 scenes in film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Am I the only one imagining him as a gay Ricky Gervais? lmao, yes I am now. Next time you walk in the office to give him a Latte Chair, it'll be this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 that's actually brilliant what on earth is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Am I the only one here fapping? Oooooohhhhh, Barracuda! Love that song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I too would prefer lucy liu to a child molester, but that scene really did nothing for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Eww that man sounds creepy chairdriver. D: A big "whoops!" to my day so far. Managed to oversleep, which is the result of staying up too late last night. I could've still made it to school in time (or just a bit late) if I had hurried, but to be honest I feel a bit too tired to hurry. So just decided to skip the class (againnnn) and not go until my next one, which is at 1:30 and is basically a 20 minute talk about my paper. Which I should work on right now. >.>; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Lucy Liu. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happenstance Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) Pretty boring day yesterday. I was gonna go into town to meet goaferboy but apparently my mum was too knackered from her holiday to bother going in. Its my own fault really, I need to learn to drive at some point to get some freedom. For some reason aswell I just read through the "Eating Habits" thread with Dynastygals now infamous meltdown........good times Edited March 16, 2009 by Happenstance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I worked from 12:30 till 9 today. Actually quite fun, because most of the day is spent sitting around and having jokes. I love everyone I work with. They all (bar one really shy girl that irritates me) have so many stories to tell. I'm kinda worried that a manager is coming onto me. He sometimes hovers about, smiling at patrons welcoming them etc etc. And he's like "John here will show you to your seat" touching the small of my back in such an inappropriate way that makes me feel so uncomfortable. And then I was cleaning a screen, and there's this really awkward row of seats that you have to lean right in with the hoover to get all the popcorn. I was hoovering in said way, and he came up and said "You're doing a good job", and I swear that if he had been watching me the only thing he would have seen was my ass. And then later on he asked me to make him a Latte, which I did. I took it up to the office, and when I went in, he had his shirt half buttoned open. He knew I was going to come up - why the fuck did he have his shirt open spraying chest hair everywhere? Slightly perturbed, I gave him the latte, and looking at it, he said - and I quote - "Hmmm... you've got a good head there". He literally could not have said a more inappropriate thing while still talking about a cup of coffee. The worst thing is that he's 30-something, married and has kids. And has overpowering chest hair. Sounds awesome. The latter line would've had me tbh. iTunes has crashed taking my iPod with it. I just wanted to add an album and now I'm going to be doing this for another half an hour. So much for not going to bed too late. I hate iTunes. Dang. Molly you should get an iPod, they sound awesome. lmao, yes I am now. Next time you walk in the office to give him a Latte Chair, it'll be this... Brilliant. For some reason aswell I just read through the "Eating Habits" thread with Dynastygals now infamous meltdown........good times Oh man, kickin' it old school. I need to check that out one day/maybe at work today in between reading a Blackest Night article and scripting second half of the first issue of my comic... ....And working obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 got an email this morning from one of the guys in my training group in japan telling me about a training group reunion they're holding to celebrate our last holiday weekend in japan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Hmmm. Apparently someone at work has been told his bonus amount = 8%, and hes in the under acheiving box. I'm in the over acheiving box, but then it'll be half, so hopefully I'll get about £500, which will pay for insurance and have a tiny bit left over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Hmmm. Apparently someone at work has been told his bonus amount = 8%, and hes in the under acheiving box. I'm in the over acheiving box, but then it'll be half, so hopefully I'll get about £500, which will pay for insurance and have a tiny bit left over. jellybeans for rez!!!! (although; i before e rez! i before e ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) Achieves** Teehee. WOOOOO! £794 pre tax = post tax = fuck knows*Update - if my maths are any good £619 Thats quite good for my situation. Awesome. (Would have been practically double) :( But ah well. Considering a week ago we didn't even know if we were getting one. Edited March 16, 2009 by ReZourceman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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