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And me. I think. I don't know its level of requitement. (I think I may be making up words).

 

Regardless, im sure Rez will have you.

 

My housemate is studying porn for her dissertation but seems to have the worst collection ever (granted they were freebies from porn directors to help her) and in several of them one woman is wearing a strap on while another simulates a blowjob on it. I fail to see how anyone can find that erotic. Random musing of the day.

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And me. I think. I don't know its level of requitement. (I think I may be making up words).

 

Regardless, im sure Rez will have you.

 

My housemate is studying porn for her dissertation but seems to have the worst collection ever (granted they were freebies from porn directors to help her) and in several of them one woman is wearing a strap on while another simulates a blowjob on it. I fail to see how anyone can find that erotic. Random musing of the day.

 

agreed. It's never anything short of staggeringly un-arousing. I suppose there might be cum on it later but...there are better ways to do a scene with that. Yep.

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Its like they want it to be lesbian, they want it to have that sellable 'catch', but still want the power to remain masculine and thus they position power in the shape of a penis, as it is typically in porn the source of power, while still putting women ina submissive role as they are forced to do the penis' bidding.

 

Curious when you mull over the implications.

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Unrequited love is killing me.

 

been there my friend.

 

only thing i can say from my experience is that the heart aches, but the soul grows stronger.

 

that actualy sounds so shit i'm leaving it like that to teach myself a lesson.

 

what i mean is that yes, unrequited love is one of the most emotionay painfull expereinces you will encounter, but at least in the end you come out stronger, not so soft in the future

 

my experince marks the last time i cried, and the last time i threw my heart into the open so easily. now my heart is ten times harder to break.

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My housemate is studying porn for her dissertation but seems to have the worst collection ever (granted they were freebies from porn directors to help her) and in several of them one woman is wearing a strap on while another simulates a blowjob on it. I fail to see how anyone can find that erotic. Random musing of the day.

 

agreed. It's never anything short of staggeringly un-arousing. I suppose there might be cum on it later but...there are better ways to do a scene with that. Yep.

 

Complete word. It does my head in. Now I'm pretty* open when it comes to sex and pornography, but the sucking off of dildos does not do it for me. There is nothing sexual there. There is some tongues, and some rubber....big fucking whoop, lets get some tits or some semen on this situation at the very least.

 

*dangerously

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Complete word. It does my head in. Now I'm pretty* open when it comes to sex and pornography, but the sucking off of dildos does not do it for me. There is nothing sexual there. There is some tongues, and some rubber....big fucking whoop, lets get some tits or some semen on this situation at the very least.

 

*dangerously

 

Agreed with the above post. There is nothing "sexual" about sucking a dildo one bit, doesn't work to arouse me at all.

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Why is the "I'm a massive wanker" thing so attractive to some women? Seriously, I'm beyond fucked off now.

 

I have this douchebag of a "best mate", who is basically utterly desperate for a shag (like, beyond belief). He bitches about women constantly, has been in so many failed relationships, and now, he tried it on with my best mate (and his mate) today. She, regretfully went along with it, and now is telling me how much she doesn't want to...but does, because (and I quote) "Just felt nice at the time".

 

We've both agreed how much of a wanker he is, she knows this, and yet she's contemplating doing something with him. If she does, it'll end in shit, and then I'll be the one caught up in the middle. Plus, when he ends up hurting her, I'll go ape shit.

 

Cunts on fire.

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Why is the "I'm a massive wanker" thing so attractive to some women? Seriously, I'm beyond fucked off now.

 

I have this douchebag of a "best mate", who is basically utterly desperate for a shag (like, beyond belief). He bitches about women constantly, has been in so many failed relationships, and now, he tried it on with my best mate (and his mate) today. She, regretfully went along with it, and now is telling me how much she doesn't want to...but does, because (and I quote) "Just felt nice at the time".

 

We've both agreed how much of a wanker he is, she knows this, and yet she's contemplating doing something with him. If she does, it'll end in shit, and then I'll the the one caught up in the middle. Plus, when he ends up hurting her, I'll go ape shit.

 

Cunts on fire.

 

There's so many opportunities to start quoting Alanis Morissette lyrics here, so I won't bother.

 

I'll just raise my hand in praise of the vulnerable man.

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There's so many opportunities to start quoting Alanis Morissette lyrics here, so I won't bother.

 

I'll just raise my hand in praise of the vulnerable man.

 

You're good.

 

I will concede defeat in this round. Nothing can better the unclichedness of quoting that song.

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I wish I was either Paj or Chairdriver. Their constant talk of music and quotes astound me to the fact I have written down a plan to kill one of them and replace my brain with one of theirs. I mean what??::shrug::p

 

Anyway, some guys do that. Sex is goooooooooood, my friend is perfectly content without it for over a year and a half now. I hope I don't have to regularly go that long. Man that sounds SO BAD. But I don't care :)

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