Sexuality Thread

[Gizmo]

Cant remember, but why did you kiss C if you dont like her? Maybe she still likes you?

 

If not, forget C, E and undatable Z, and go find mystery girl A. You obviously dont have trouble with girls so the time will come.

 

We were both drunk. Situation with me and her is that I said I would be interested in going out with her, but she wasn't, so we went back to friends.

 

I concur. Besides, maybe girl C likes you and was just saying someone randomly to get the heat off her.

 

HEADFUCK.

 

She had plenty of time to tell me this, if it was the case. Both today and two weeks ago.

 

I say you just get a Thai bride.

 

Temptedings.

 

 

I just went and sat out in the sun and read soem H2G2. Calmed down alot more now, but still really annoyed.

[Dan_Dare]

It's OK. Come to The Dare. Embrace The Infinite.

[ShadowV7]

Remember girls don't work by logic. They make no sense!

[Raining_again]

Remember girls don't work by logic. They make no sense!

 

Gonna have to agree here...

[Ellmeister]

Girls aren't just going to openly admit their feelings. Guys won't either. Afraid of getting rejected. Who knows Giz, its a weird situation you're in. Just don't rule out any girl totally especially the one you went town with.

[Raining_again]

Dont take anyone elses word but the girl - especially not from someone you have conflicting feelings about!

[Fierce_LiNk]

Gizmo, what the fuck? You are far too furry to be wasting your time on relationship ladders or getting to know E, or C, or C-E.

 

Although, it is fun, but remember: You know E or C, at this point...remember that there is always another A, B, or D. In other words, the world is your oyster, and you are a hungry man. Let things roll, do not get worked up, and eventually you'll meet the G of your dreams.

[Jimbob]

In other words, the world is your oyster, and you are a hungry man. Let things roll, do not get worked up, and eventually you'll meet the G of your dreams.

 

The above is a Jimbob approved fact*

 

*Note, may not happen to all guys but we can all dream can't we : peace:

 

I'm back on the single list again after that relationship i had with Lisa (aka the one who avoids seeing her "apparent" boyfriend). Lovely.

[Jon]

Having a quick scan of your post Gizzy. I'd say go ahead and ask the other out, obviously you have to watch that she doesn't think she is just sloppy seconds but you're a kid and rejections only make you stronger, trust me. You've done the right thing by playing it down, obviously it gets annoying when people get the wrong idea at school and start all the ribbing. Best thing to do is just to joke about it, the more you stress about the more it looks like you really do care and it wasn't just a drunken fumble. I'd also just try and act normal towards the girl at the party, show her that you've moved on and you still regard her a friend. Women being the creatures that they are, she could have been testing you along and really wanting you to declare your undying love for her. Love's a messy business.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Gizmon, more information on this older lass, why is she down this ladder shizzle?

 

How is she not your typings?

Temptedings.

pr0 phrase.

It's OK. Come to The Dare. Embrace The Infinite.

Stealing a phrase I stole from somewhere! That should be illegal.

[Gizmo]

Gizmon, more information on this older lass, why is she down this ladder shizzle?

 

How is she not your typings?

 

pr0 phrase.

 

Stealing a phrase I stole from somewhere! That should be illegal.

 

For one thing shes a hardcore socialist.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

For one thing shes a hardcore socialist.

Hm, different political views? That CAN be a problem, though it has also been known to work out fine. It largely depends, I think, on how important it is for you to have the same views as her. I, for one, could probably not do it, but that's not to say you can't.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Reading back through your post just makes my head hurt. You've got three girls (four if you count party girl) who you've been linked to in some way.

 

Is it worth all this bother and heartache? Short answer: no. Long answer: no, it isn't.

 

Find a better use for your time and let the women come to you. I read through your post and it just makes me want to eat my own arse.

[Gizmo]

Reading back through your post just makes my head hurt. You've got three girls (four if you count party girl) who you've been linked to in some way.

 

Is it worth all this bother and heartache? Short answer: no. Long answer: no, it isn't.

 

Find a better use for your time and let the women come to you. I read through your post and it just makes me want to eat my own arse.

 

Hahaha, exactly. People keep walking past me and saying "I heard what you've been getting up to" and it could be one of like 5 things they are referencing, 4 of them girl-related.

 

Women are like buses!

[Raining_again]

Hahaha, exactly. People keep walking past me and saying "I heard what you've been getting up to" and it could be one of like 5 things they are referencing, 4 of them girl-related.

 

Women are like buses!

 

big rear ends?

 

[Fierce_LiNk]

Hahaha, exactly. People keep walking past me and saying "I heard what you've been getting up to" and it could be one of like 5 things they are referencing, 4 of them girl-related.

 

Women are like buses!

 

Buses are less hassle. A bus is simple. It has clear controls, you know it works, and can cause little damage, provided you know how to use it.

 

Women are not like buses. A bus requires a driver, and the bus itself. You take the driver away from the bus, and the bus does not move. You take the bus away, and the driver loses all purpose.

 

Women are very different. As such, women survive by themselves. Women do not come with instructions, we have no idea how they work, and they will provide clear, certain carnage.

 

You are best off not bothering. Do something more worthwhile with your time. When the woman wants something, she will come to you. They always do. It's all take and no give.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Buses are less hassle. A bus is simple. It has clear controls, you know it works, and can cause little damage, provided you know how to use it.

 

Women are not like buses. A bus requires a driver, and the bus itself. You take the driver away from the bus, and the bus does not move. You take the bus away, and the driver loses all purpose.

 

Women are very different. As such, women survive by themselves. Women do not come with instructions, we have no idea how they work, and they will provide clear, certain carnage.

 

You are best off not bothering. Do something more worthwhile with your time. When the woman wants something, she will come to you. They always do. It's all take and no give.

And headaches. Don't forget the headaches.

[Fierce_LiNk]

And headaches. Don't forget the headaches.

 

Oh, they cause headaches, alright.

 

Women, here's some advice: Don't complicate things. Just do things in their simplest form. Why oh why do you have to make things about 10 times more complex than they actually are?

 

I'm going to bed, I'm just tired.

[Raining_again]

Here now! Thats a bit harsh - you do realise that all women are not the same... I actually scare people (read: men) off because I'm TOO open/obvious. So dont judge all women by what you deem the majority

[Slaggis]

Here now! Thats a bit harsh - you do realise that all women are not the same... I actually scare people (read: men) off because I'm TOO open/obvious. So dont judge all women by what you deem the majority

 

I agree with you. You're all making it sound like woman are these massively complicated people, that make things hard on purpose, whilst men are open, obvious and easy to read etc etc. Bollocks.

 

Men are just as hard work as women are.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Here now! Thats a bit harsh - you do realise that all women are not the same... I actually scare people (read: men) off because I'm TOO open/obvious. So dont judge all women by what you deem the majority

I'm sure no one here does. I just think we guys need to let out some steam once in a while.

 

I agree with you. You're all making it sound like woman are these massively complicated people, that make things hard on purpose, whilst men are open, obvious and easy to read etc etc. Bollocks.

 

Men are just as hard work as women are.

We are all human beings, hence the complexity. No one is really easy to read, even those who may be very direct and forthcoming.

[Fierce_LiNk]

I'm sure no one here does. I just think we guys need to let out some steam once in a while.

 

Oh, there's plenty more where that came from, believe me. Poor Ashley has felt the most of it, tonight.

 

Women: What the hell do you want?! You ask us to care: We care. You ask us to show interest: We show interest. We go over hell and high water for you, yet we only receive grief in return.

 

To be honest, I'm really, really fed up of trying.

[RoadKill]

Oh, there's plenty more where that came from, believe me. Poor Ashley has felt the most of it, tonight.

 

Women: What the hell do you want?! You ask us to care: We care. You ask us to show interest: We show interest. We go over hell and high water for you, yet we only receive grief in return.

 

To be honest, I'm really, really fed up of trying.

 

So give up. Works well.

[Fierce_LiNk]

So give up. Works well.

 

Because I'd rather try until it either works, through perseverance. Or, you just keep trying until it kills you.

 

Anyway, sorry for the rant. I'm sure there are giving women out there. As soon as Ashley has a sex change, I'm going to be in there.

[Ashley]

As soon as Ashley has a sex change, I'm going to be in there.

 

Excuse me? When was this arranged? 0_o

 

Although, it doesn't seem to be stopping you so far...

 

Poor Ashley has felt the most of it, tonight.