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I think the worst pile of s*** i hver ever seen was a sunday som 10 years ago with a giant hangover... Nemesis 3... we had no clue what was going on and just laughed and laughed so bad was it.. we had seen the first and that was "sort of ok" at the time..

 

and Judge Dredd

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I tend to avoid horrible movies, but Get Rich or Die trying comes to mind.

 

I would never ever put myself through watching that.

 

The Haunting is definitely the biggest pile of dump I've ever had the misfortune to watch, Liam Neeson must have fired his agent after that one.

 

haha it was shit alright. Scary movie 2 was scarier

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Tumour (?)

 

A plucky band of young scientists must find a cure for a deadly new strain of cancer. A strain of cancer that makes people explode.

 

Includes the line:

"I've got cancer! Nooooooo!"

And then his head explodes.

 

Legendary, I need to see this film or at least that clip. :hehe:

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The Spidermans, Pirates of the Carribean (both) and Troy.

 

All of those are great.

 

I would have to say the worst film to watch is the first harry potter. I went to see The bridge to Terabithia the other day and that was pretty shocking aswell.

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I would have to say the worst film to watch is the first harry potter.

 

Ye, I despise that film, along with Chamber of Secrets' cheesy ending. It's weird watching film you loved when you were younger and relasing they were goddam awful. I was obsessed with Muppet Treasure Island when I was young, watched it recently, and hated it.

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Street Fighter: The Movie.

 

Easily the worst film ever made. Wtf were they thinking! It's so god damn awful! The best line in the film was awesome though; it was something like:

 

President: Guile, have you lost your mind?

Guile: *after a long pause* No...*another pause* You've lost your balls!

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Octopus: A group of Bulgarian (that's right ,Bulgarian) terrorists hijack a luxury cruise ship in order to pursue a US nuclear submarine carrying their leader (who blew up the US embassy and killed a CIA agent, but for some reason the agent pursuing him just couldn't bring himself to shoot. He later saves the terroist). Anyway, then this giant octopus starts attacking.

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You just reminded me of something I wanted to check out for a while! Allegedly Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat was filmed in the local area, and after checking IMDB, turned out the rumors were true. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation was filmed on Parys Mountain, which is only 1 mile from my house! I'm very tempted to watch this horrible film, just to see if I can recognize my sweet mountain.

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Oh good god, how has the seminal Dungeons & Dragons not been mentioned yet?

 

A fill made on the budget for a channel 5 tv series episode. Staring the guy who played Jimmy Olsen in The New Advenures of Superman, a film which combines all things evil including the worlds worst "NOOOOoooooooooo!" line. Yes it beats even Starwars Ep. III.

 

The most painful bit is watching the extras and seeing Jeremy Irons get SO upset wwith the fact that he is ANYTHING to do with the project that he leaves the set completely silently with 'ought but an expression of pure death. Watch at your own risk (I suggest removing all shapr objects from your vicinity when watching).

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190374/

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it's not worth it. really, it's not.

 

I think it's time to bring out the big guns. who's seen Hercules in New York?

 

Yes but it's far from the worst film ever. No, really, I've personally paid to see worse in my local multiplex on multiple occasions. It's definitely in the "so bad it's good" category, but it's not that bad. Absolutely everyone should see it though.

 

Legendary, I need to see this film or at least that clip. :hehe:

 

I've been trying to find it for a while now, but even if it ever made it off that cheap-ass late night movie channel it would be almost impossible to find amongst all the actual films about cancer. Graah, I wish I could remember what it was called.

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I think it's time to bring out the big guns. who's seen Hercules in New York?

 

Yes but it's far from the worst film ever. No, really, I've personally paid to see worse in my local multiplex on multiple occasions. It's definitely in the "so bad it's good" category, but it's not that bad. Absolutely everyone should see it though.

 

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Maniac Nurses Find Ecstacy

 

this cant be good

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A little sample for you all

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLSGmNc7ovU

 

 

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