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So. I was just watching this and it gave me two ideas:

 

1> I must see Shark Attack 1, 2 and 3.

2> what do you reckon is the worst film you've seen? I'm not talking Hollywood movies you just dislike, I'm talking the bottom of the termite infested barrel shit starring porn stars who 'really want to act' and so fourth. Late night sci fi channel fodder etc.

 

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So. I was just watching this and it gave me two ideas:

 

1> I must see Shark Attack 1, 2 and 3.

2> what do you reckon is the worst film you've seen? I'm not talking Hollywood movies you just dislike, I'm talking the bottom of the termite infested barrel shit starring porn stars who 'really want to act' and so fourth. Late night sci fi channel fodder etc.

 

go!

 

Sleepaway Camp 2

 

Worst Quotes From It:

 

[after stabbing Ally] Get up. Get up! Get in there. Get in the toilet!

[shoves Ally into outhouse]

Angela: What's down there?

Angela: Answer me!

Ally: Sh**!

Angela: That's right one of your favorite words. Do you mind if I borrow it for a moment? You've been a Sh**ty friend and a Sh**ty camper. What else is down there? Answer me!

Ally: Piss!

Angela: You've pissed away your good looks and God-given talent your whole life and turned it into nothing but a cynical dirty mouth waste of flesh! What else is down there?

Ally: I dunno!

Angela: Well, then, I guess you're just going to have to climb in and find out.

Angela: Leeches, Ally! For a leech like you!

Angela: You should have been the first to go.

 

Plot Outline

 

Angela Baker, from Camp Arawak, Is now Angela Johnson, a counselor at Camp Rolling Hills. She hopes that the other campers are nice and aren't getting in trouble. But not all the campers are perfectly nice, so she goes on and kills them like no other psycho has done in history of massacres, especially when she hide the bodies and tell people she sent them home!

definately

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Sleepaway Camp 2

 

Worst Quotes From It:

 

[after stabbing Ally] Get up. Get up! Get in there. Get in the toilet!

[shoves Ally into outhouse]

Angela: What's down there?

Angela: Answer me!

Ally: Sh**!

Angela: That's right one of your favorite words. Do you mind if I borrow it for a moment? You've been a Sh**ty friend and a Sh**ty camper. What else is down there? Answer me!

Ally: Piss!

Angela: You've pissed away your good looks and God-given talent your whole life and turned it into nothing but a cynical dirty mouth waste of flesh! What else is down there?

Ally: I dunno!

Angela: Well, then, I guess you're just going to have to climb in and find out.

Angela: Leeches, Ally! For a leech like you!

Angela: You should have been the first to go.

 

Plot Outline

 

Angela Baker, from Camp Arawak, Is now Angela Johnson, a counselor at Camp Rolling Hills. She hopes that the other campers are nice and aren't getting in trouble. But not all the campers are perfectly nice, so she goes on and kills them like no other psycho has done in history of massacres, especially when she hide the bodies and tell people she sent them home!

definately

 

I saw that on Zone Horror a couple of nights ago....it was wierd

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Hercules In New York - Arnold Schwarzenegger first movie after becoming Mr.Universe and it´s a perfect example of a movie so bad it´s funny

 

Snakes on a plane - The movie just bored me and i didn´t find it funny at all

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i also nominate

 

Bloody Birthday

 

Worst Quotes

 

Joyce Russel: This is Debbie's chart. It's really weird. Because there was an eclipse the day she was born, both the sun and the moon were blocking Saturn. There should be something missing from her personality.

 

 

 

Curtis Taylor: [about to spy on Beverly] But what if she catches us?

Debbie Brody: No way. All her brains are in her bra!

 

Plot outline

 

In 1970, three children are born at the height of a total eclipse. Due to the sun and moon blocking Saturn, which controls emotions, they have become heartless killers ten years later, and are able to escape detection because of their youthful and innocent facades. A boy and his teenage sister become endangered when they stumble onto the bloody truth

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about schmidt was fucking ace. Tru Fax.

 

Ugh, what was it about that movie that you actually liked? It was just thoroughly mundane.

 

you're all posting real, big budget movies at me! unlawful thread behaviour!

 

seriously, have you never trawled sky at 2 in the morning for classics like Haemoglobin?

 

Haemogoblin. That would be an awesome movie. Lolz.

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you're all posting real, big budget movies at me! unlawful thread behaviour!?

Well you said "don't just say ones you just dislike", and so far noones names one that could be considered good.

 

 

seriously, have you never trawled sky at 2 in the morning for classics like Haemoglobin?

Is that kinda like the film I just made up called Chlorophyll? (Bet there's a film called that)

 

 

Anyway... AI

 

....Okay; I'm gonna go ahead and add Peter Jacksons Shit-RandomAss Kong, simply because it's worse than the original.

They didn't even have the line "must be part of the dinosaur family"...For that it's worse full stop.

 

I haven't seen enough B-movies and other such to name any that you're suggesting Dan, though my brother's mate has a load I have to watch.

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Ugh, what was it about that movie that you actually liked? It was just thoroughly mundane.

Seriously dude, that movie was awesome. Seek medical attention immediately.

 

Anyway I honestly can't remember what it was called but I do remember that according to the synopsis it was a "tense and erotic thriller." The moral of the story was, in essence, whatever your problem was that it could be solved by sex. Marital problems? Have some sex. Car broken down? Just start having sex. Pre-show theatre jitters? Grab yourself some backstage sex. Still can't find a dangerous murderer who's on the loose? Get your ass back to HQ and start having sex. A heavily armed serial killer outside you say? Shit, lets just get down to some hot sex and maybe he'll go away.

 

Did I mention this was one of the Sky movie channels? Not sci-fi or "Horror". Sky Movies.

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Land of the Dead

Hollywood Homicide

Robots

Silent Hill

Roads to Perdition

Dude, where's my car

Epic Movie

Resident Evil 2

Scarface

 

Get real, Scarface is the best film ever, don't post rubbish.

 

Worst film ever is called a Dirty Shame, starred Johnny Knoxville. Pathetic from start to finish.

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but of course, that's a double edged sword, as it is actually simultaneously the most awesome movie ever made.

 

I find it's the case with most of them, in being the worst possible thing ever, they end up so far there that they touch on being the most awesome too. Two films both deserving of such descriptions, Total Recall and Big Trouble in Little China. The Golden Child was a little bit similar to Big Trouble, but for me it takes second place. I'll think of some more soon, probably. Or not. Who knows?

I did think of another, but then I realised I'm more naming the most pointless movies every. This time, the recent Dawn of the Dead remake(not seen original). It was just so...unexplained!

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Alien

 

 

 

Nah, just kidding. Worst movie ever, although I haven't actually seen it in full, I'd have to mention this film, 'Vampires vs. Zombies', which is on Zone Horror every now and then. Man, you had no idea what the hell was going on.

 

Oh, and the winner of most random line ever in that video; Fuckin' A line.

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