Guest Jordan Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I'd be thankful if I were you, you wouldn't believe the amount strategy and precision that can be required sometimes. Especially in the mornings sometimes when you have to stand far away and slowly approach the toilet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Especially in the mornings sometimes when you have to stand far away and slowly approach the toilet... Oi, I know. The worst though is when it comes out at an awkward angle and catches you unaware, and then you've got to readjust. It's horrifying especially if you're at somebody else's place. Dangerous activity this, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 *Looks at latest Everybody Votes Question* .... Are they asking the same question as this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Wow. This is a fucking hilarious thread. LOAW! Anyway, I usually sit down as I cant be bothered with the aiming bullshit. Of course if I do stand up it HAS to be dead centre at the back. Cock/Eye coordination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekunando Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 ..generally the bowl.. but sometimes you just can't beat the satisfaction of the splash of the water when you have been dying to go.. ..sometimes the direction can take you by surprise though requiring a very quick readjustment.. you girls have got it easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man... I remember when this board was fill of intelligent, witty humour. Most posters were older than I, or at least acted it. Half the threads on the front page were genius in their creation and stayed around for a long time. Almost every entry in the photo-caption thread would make me laugh out loud. Now we've had 2 threads about going to the toilet in the last week, three threads about beating kids up at school, a thread entitled "I'm gonna f--- your mum", a thread where you try to come up with something bad to say about the person who posted before you. Damn. And even my fellow staff members are joining in this latest one. *raises hands in defeat* Well I'm not going to spoil your 'fun', carry on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 i try to be stealthy, sometimes it just points wherever the fuck it feels though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice9 Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man... I remember when this board was fill of intelligent, witty humour. Most posters were older than I, or at least acted it. Half the threads on the front page were genius in their creation and stayed around for a long time. Almost every entry in the photo-caption thread would make me laugh out loud. Now we've had 2 threads about going to the toilet in the last week, three threads about beating kids up at school, a thread entitled "I'm gonna f--- your mum", a thread where you try to come up with something bad to say about the person who posted before you. Damn. And even my fellow staff members are joining in this latest one. *raises hands in defeat* Well I'm not going to spoil your 'fun', carry on.... Unban Zeikfried and Spieluhr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pestneb Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man... I remember when this board was fill of intelligent, witty humour. Most posters were older than I, or at least acted it. Half the threads on the front page were genius in their creation and stayed around for a long time. Almost every entry in the photo-caption thread would make me laugh out loud. Now we've had 2 threads about going to the toilet in the last week, three threads about beating kids up at school, a thread entitled "I'm gonna f--- your mum", a thread where you try to come up with something bad to say about the person who posted before you. Damn. And even my fellow staff members are joining in this latest one. *raises hands in defeat* Well I'm not going to spoil your 'fun', carry on.... that time actually existed? i thought it was a false memory or something. nevertheless, I find that its slightly amusing reading these sorts of topics because its not the kind of conversation that has ever popped up in regular conversation, and its a decision that is open to most Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owario Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Man... I remember when this board was fill of intelligent, witty humour. Most posters were older than I, or at least acted it. Half the threads on the front page were genius in their creation and stayed around for a long time. Almost every entry in the photo-caption thread would make me laugh out loud. Now we've had 2 threads about going to the toilet in the last week, three threads about beating kids up at school, a thread entitled "I'm gonna f--- your mum", a thread where you try to come up with something bad to say about the person who posted before you. Damn. And even my fellow staff members are joining in this latest one. *raises hands in defeat* Well I'm not going to spoil your 'fun', carry on.... Zeikfried, Bowser57, Athriller. Hurry... The three who are there... Bring them here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 If there are shit smears, I feel it is my duty to hydro pump them off. Even if they are under the water at the bottom I can get them with enough force. Normally I just aim for the water, it alerts people to your presence. When in public toilets: Personal urinals: I aim for the hole. Spraying on the side/front just sends it right back at you. Them long ones which stretch along the floor: Straight down normally. Unless I'm where the hole is, then I slam it in and watch the bubbles rise. Man... I remember when this board was fill of intelligent, witty humour. Yes. We need more people with locations like yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problematique Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Most of the time I go for the bowl, especially if there are skid marks. Although if I've needed the bog for ages I go hard into the water because it's the sound of satisfaction and relief. Next up...pooing > sex You know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Next up...pooing > sex Whatever floats your boat, i prefer the latter though... Oh, and +rep to what Grandad Shorty is saying, where did the clever mature discussion go? Maybe to the Kashmir of the MPT? Who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4q2 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 So,uhh,none of you guys go on,you know the sink... Depends if the toilet and the grate is already 'engaged'..... Otherwise on the bowl if everyone is asleep, directly into the water if im in a noisy mood or during day, and all over the rim and floor if I'm pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I think some people need to lighten up, I find this thread quite amusing. Not so much witty admittedly, but it's quite amusing. Caris's thread was a serious thread. The others were just by the same 2 idiots, and it wasn't really 'beating up' as such. 'I'm gonna f--- your mum' was actually one of the best deliveries of such a line that I have ever witnessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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