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I'm not sure we can play that any more, didn't ReZ lose some of the pieces and one of the dice? I think the board is all scratched as well.

And I will mete it out for you.

There's a man out there I haven't seen in years trying to kill me, you show me a son who'd be happy to help... how do I feel? Old.

I used to be Max like you, then I took an arrow to the... Oh.

Hang on hang on hang on.... BACK THE FUCK UP. You were on a Dance Dance Revolution Forum? Those things exist? What's the point?

I resemble that remark! I am NOT cool and I have ALWAYS treated you as some kind of farm animal. ... ... ... Time for milking, Gertrude!

Happy birthday! Cohagen is lying to you! (Ooh, I'm *so* meta!)

Yes. Get them all in a room together and gas them.

I feel sorry for Andy Carroll, he really was pushed out of the door and it has done him o good. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to Alan Pardew for referring to him as a "Fat Albino SOB Who Doesn't Know His Arse From His Elbow" Clearly he has graduated from Arse/Elbow Differentiation School and done a fine job for us.

So they quite like Fight Club then?

...is this thread in English? Some of the words look like they may be English.

Good to see that neither the Dover or Folkestone stores were hit. Sad to see the Reading Oracle branch go, I have a feeling that my old manager was transferred there after the Broad Street Mall Branch was closed down as he was promoted to District Manager and the Oracle Store was a flag store.

In fairness, I only started at ME2.

DLC is fine, it could slot in before certain missions. There was DLC for the previous game, but there was still a sense of finality even as things moved on to the events of the 3rd game.

Not making people happy is one thing

Oi! I invested a lot of time and emotion into that game to get what was no more than a half-assed ... What? I can't even say cop-out. It was not an ending. It was the video game equivalent of the transition between Aliens and Alien 3. You know all that character development and love you put into it...? ...hahaha! It wasn't worth shit, ner ner ner!

Well, just finished my play through and I think it's important to say the following:

God, I miss DKC 2 and DKC 3... mis-spent youth. Can't get them on VC in China - Wii won't connect to the net. Only hope is that they re-release on 3DS.

Quoted for truth. I was offered a job by Activision in London about 8 years ago helping them install new hardware in their work PCs and acting as on-site tech support. I knew ABSOLUTELY SHIT about PC's, or so I thought: Interviewer: Our PC's are always slowing up on the internet, do you think it's because we need more spyware? Me: Need MORE spyware? Interviewer: Yes. It's my understanding we need more spyware to know what's going on inside our PCs so we can stop viruses.

Are we even talking about the same thing any more?

Oh no no no... The FIRST ones had RUBBER skin and WE SPOTTED THEM EASY... Are you sure this is the path you want to go down?

The whole damned Internet? If Julian Assange couldn't manage it, what hope is there for us?

Cube, just got a telegram for you: