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Well, they didn't want you to finish the dungeons in one go, so they had to find some way to limit how much time you could spend in them. Or you could just play Persona 3 Portable, where you only get fatigued after leaving Tartarus. It doesn't sound like you'd miss the epilogue.

I hated Spec Ops. Yes, okay, narratively it does some interesting things, but the gameplay is so bland and repetitive.

I see they're pretending that Battlespire and Redguard never happened. :p I skipped Skyrim because I want to play the entire series in order, but that's five huge games (if we're pretending that Battlespire and Redguard never happened), and I'm not sure when I'd ever have the time for it.

You suck at so many things, though. I'm surprised you can keep track.

The good prince of the neighboring kingdom: "Hmm, soon the evil King Joffrey will have amassed a monster army, at which point I have no hope to defend my kingdom from his invasion. Whatever will I do! I could assassinate him rather easily... but that would be mean. I could invade his kingdom first and defeat him before he has a chance to build up his army... but that would be mean, too. Aw, man. Wait, I've got it! I'll sneak off to Joffrey's kingdom in the middle of the night with my loyal princess (who was actually spying on me for Joffrey, but that doesn't really bother me) and let him imprison me. Then he's sure to leave my kingdom alone!" ^Actual thing that happens in Eternal Sonata. Of course, there it takes about thirty minutes. But whatever, at least Josh had the good sense to listen to me when I said the game sucked. :p

Everything? It made no sense, the characters all seemed to have been dropped on the head when they were little and it was so, so boring. The idea of playing through the last moments of Chopin's life as he dreams of a magical world based around music was interesting, but then the whole thing devolved into typical JRPG tropes with evil emperors, a useless resistance and magical McGuffins, but done in the most boring way possible. Don't you dare criticize the hour-long death monologue, though. That was the best part of the game. "Did she...? Is she finally...? Nope, she's still going!" :p

Good. I mean, I was the only one who disliked it, but good. It's an awful game. :p Actually, I'm not sure how much involvement Tri-Crescendo had with Fragile Dreams. By far the worst part of Eternal Sonata was the story, so if they didn't have anything to do with the story in Fragile Dreams, maybe it's better. Well. It would have to be, really.

So does this mean you actually enjoyed Eternal Sonata? Edit: This was directed at Josh.

The first Persona really isn't very good. And just to clarify, there's a second Persona 2 that isn't available on PSN in Europe, so it's not really "the first three Persona games". :p

I'm tempted to watch Orphan Black just because I've seen some GIFs of the sassy gay character.

Why were you fondling your testicles at work?

Being a virgin makes you create Skynet? Does that mean that I need to have sex to save the world?

More like upset that you're not showing more flesh.

Me too. Like, what's going on with Moogle's face? Is it supposed to look like that?

It's nice to know that you treat your friends list the same way you do your love life - you'll add anyone who'll have you.

I don't even have 2 people on my PS3 friends list. It's good to know that I don't need to worry in case I suddenly get very popular, though!

This is why I rate everyone on the video game review scale. Only with the mighty decimal point can you accurately rate people, plus no one's feelings gets hurt when the lowest you ever rate anyone is a 7.

Plus it's a terrible game!

I thought those were condoms at first glance, and thought things were escalating with tennis guy. :p

I had no idea Ashley would turn out to be such a weenie when I named him, but I guess it makes sense.

That's probably a better way to experience the game. See? It all worked out! :p

"You insensitive jerk! My father died at Purino!" [/worst-case scenario]

Exactly what it says on the tin. It's like Where's Waldo?, except you get a whole list of objects to find in an image. It's video games for really boring people.

I would have been excited about this news ten years ago.

That will look so pretty on you, ReZ.