Magnus

Now watch as no one uses it ever.

Why are you trying to ruin pugs for Bob? He has nothing else.

Surely one begets the other? And you call yourself a doctor.

You can carry him around in your purse!

That's like going into a room full of cats and waving a dead fish around.

Maybe you need to flap your arms around more.

The surest way to look gayer would be to make out with more guys, but it's a bit of a catch-22.

That's an amazing Rummy impression.

I wasn't going to get an Xbone, but a kid was playing Killer Instinct on this week's Grey's Anatomy, so now I've reconsidered.

My condolences, Debug. The marshmallow didn't deserve that.

"Please stop texting me. I was just trying to be nice when I said I'd text you."

Goafer was planning on crossdressing?

Don't do it, he's not a real doctor.

Bob, you inconsiderate jerk. Bad stuff: Bob.

I can't tell if Nightwolf is being sarcastic or if she's just jealous.

These posts were made less than ten minutes apart.

So it's the Oxford of the Middle East?

I refuse to believe that anyone would leave their kids with Zechs.

If only there was some way you could play with, say, people from N-E! Oh well.

Are you sure about that? For a story about Moogle having sex with a middle-aged prostitute, it's surprisingly unarousing.

He meant Ashley, obviously.

Worse than Ashley, though? At least I think that was his point.

I will add Metal Gear Rising to my ever-growing list of Metal Gear games to play at some unspecified point in the future. I was also hoping that Remember Me would be a PS+ game. It's exactly the kind of game I'd like to check out, but don't want to buy. Boring month for the Vita, though. I already played Stranger's Wrath when the PS3 version was on PS+ last year. Not that I really need more games to play...

The Big Bang Theory is the most-watched sitcom on television at the moment. It hardly qualifies as a thing that everybody hates. Just people with a sense of humor.

Just one more season... Just one more season... Just one more season...