jayseven

Ok, right. I feel like being stupid and going to the cinema for two or three films today. Anyone ever done that?

... that you put in your bathroom to cover THE SMELL OF REALITY. ?

(You sure you didn't have sex with her already? Because she turned gay.)

I think your interpretation of the songs is great, daft I must get the effort to try my hand at it. It actually makes me want to read the lyrics rather than just scroll down and post my own.

I'm liking sheva's geeky librarian type costume. MMMMMMMDROOLetc

(grammar! I think the answer is yes.)

I promise to work on my sense of humour and/or suicide rate.

But obviously now I totally have to change the list so that something more cult/underground/classic takes precedent :P Loving how my opinions on these matters only count just as the movie appears!! Dan-Lies-trees! I recently read, and probably said so in here, I Am Legend and watched all three films based on the text. I did enjoy the kinda-backwards, kinda-dated book quite a lot, but I still think the will smith movie is the best out of all of them (well- the book does have the best, most kick-ass ending). Currently reading Just Another Empire by Mark Driver. A mate gave me this signed copy of a rather self-conscious, 4th-wall-breaking first-novel from some dude who, like with books like Ishmael, rather seems to want to push his world-view over more than allow a reader to decipher a moral; a lack of ambiguity and a rather fierce, dogged desire to be unique prevent the reader from seeping into the story, and often while he's telling his story I'm waiting for his self-referential bits, and vice-versa. But the thing is, I could've written this. I do write like this. If anything, the book has perhaps mildly swelled my anger at capitalism and imperialism (via the rather awesomely, and aptly, named Beauregarde du Spoiler, of 17th century New Orleans and his freed-slave wife Clarissa who, in their leaderless frontier-esque town, live carefree lives until the french turn up and demand the locals to start paying the king's tax) but, *breathes*, generally I like this book for the way it makes me realise that I can write - as good as this guy. I just need to stop ending the previous sentence with "maybe. I think," all the time. Next up: Dice Man! Me and Dan Dare are gonna have to go on a couple of gaycore dates to see TTW and The Road, methinks. You bring the chocs, I'll bring the flowers!

That's why it's my favourite thing ever, and I said I wouldn't use it as it annoyed Jayseven or something, but I promise that it wil be brought out if I ever have to see a film AS bad as that. Since, as you say, it sums up how I feel about the film. I'm dealing with it. sweet on the 'dealing'. Shame about your ignorance SKILLZ Well, I'm not sorry. I'll try to never use it ever again. Hard. I am dealing with it. That's great. This post is way better than it was when we spoke as two.

I think you have it figured -- keep promises to yourself. If elements out of your control impinged upon your ability to carry out the promise you save face by not announcing a promise to the promised. Get me? I mean, they'll not be as forgiving as you are to yourself. I've made some promises aloud before that I've not kept, and to this day I feel pretty bad about them, and I'm certain that people thought of me differently. Hence Paj gonna get a wee whup for the madonnagif. :P

RE: Subtitled films; I'm hard of hearing, so I'm inclined to have subs on anyway when I watch a movie by myself -- but I can hear well enough to notice that subtitles certainly offer an 'abridged' version. It's always curious. Glad more people are getting around to it. Check out other Richard Linklater stuff, particularly Before Sunrise and Before Sunset (in that order). There's a scene in Waking Life which actually occurs after both of these movies, despite Sunset coming out last. Linklater's ambitious 10-year project is out next year -- he's shot parts of it each year for a decade to capture... well, the actor's aging, as well as the development in skill and ability and other somehow-layered things[/geek]. Otherwise, if you want more talkey, then The Man From Planet Earth, maybe What the Bleep Do They Know?, consider Short Cuts. For thinky - Koyanisqaatsi (should come with a warning level on, as you may become a hippie afterwards). If you watch all of these then you'll've seen four of my favourite movies. Feck. What did I say I'd do? Warning right?

circus festival, showed mates around brighton, trimmed my hedge, passer-by said "looking good", bbq on beach, swimming, sunburn, isle of wight, caravan, home-made hoummous and falafal, carnival, old people band, £100, job-get!, resit exam, learned about seasteads, uncertain money arrives! kissed a girl, triple-booked plans for next weekend, drank a lot, got up early a lot, 9-hour coach journey... INTERNET INSTALLLLEEEED!! Xbox live, tv, freeview, extra channels, telephone. No hot water still. I'm back to hassle. how deep was the water? You don't want to freak teh poor dude out - have perhaps a wide dish up to their ankles? I went to a P party as a Post-It note. Win. Maaaaaaaan. I totally had the idea for this. After this was made. After MST3k. But still!

I'm not one for wishing. Sorry!

welcome back dude I've personally just got the internet back after ages, so I've missed nearly two months, but just scraping the odd thing here and there. My plan is to waste about 5 hours/10/three days catching up on the HWYD thread and freaking people out when I bring up something that happened to them months ago that they've forgotten about.

Narcissism is the sole reserve for our lord and protector, Ashley. Ha! p.s. I have no idea if the thread title is at all apropriate anymore...!

mad crazy lies.

I just realised mine only has 16 players! Sold one, got another transfer listed and going after completely teh wrong type of player for my team, so kinda hoping I get outbidded... Lol of the day: Noticed ReZ hasn't had A SINGLE chance in his games so far. Epic. Awesome of the day: Haden's reports. A real touch of class Let's hope our girlfriends/wives/friends/prostitutes never see them though, as they'll think we're a right bunch of geeks!

in plox, and back with proper internet and thus reliable

Ok, so I've held The Thinker pose for days now, but I'm not getting anywhere. Not being a hero sucks, and I'm pretty shit at being an anti-hero. I need more piercings, more tattoos and more leather clothes and shit. If you kill me now, I can never complete my bucket list - apologising to you was on there, and I'm glad of this chance to get that ticked off. If I live, then this whole experience will probably count for at least three more things, but I'll never learn morse code. I'll never be a scout leader, or learn how to sail. I'll never learn sign language, or see my favourite band play a gig. I'll never be able to try armadillo, or ride a camel! I'll never be able to do all the good that is in my heart, if you do this one bad act. Plus I have, like, the coolest name here.

yeah, fixtures look awful! My middle 4 games with cube and dyson should be, on paper, my easier fixtures, but the paper LIES. First 3 games of teh season, and last 3, are against ReZ and two of the promoted dudes, so again the paper says i should have a chance there... But my team is all red-arrowed and tired and rubbish so I'm expecting relegation this season.

Got a friendly lined up with Ell. Pretty sure I'm going to lose, thanks to dyson dirty-tricking me. And he complained that he got a bunch of yellow cards? He was bruising me! Mofo.

Angel A - Luc Besson is always a reliable film maker, and this is no different. It has the retard grocery boy from Amelie in the lead role as a man who, basically, tries to jump off a bridge because he can't afford to pay a bunch of people off, but looks across and sees a blonde woman contemplating the same thing. She jumps, he saves her. She gives her life to him to use as he pleases, and so unfurls an amusing yarn about redemption with some tearful moments. I can't work out if I like the ending or not - I think I would've preferred it to be more ambiguous. 17/20

Bard man, sorry to hear that. You sound like you've thought it through so far. Settle in for the reverberations. /me slaps CFM for calling those ciders 'weird'. As I walked past, I saw the cars being towed off. Police had blocked off the entire street. The cars didn't look too mashed up. Well eureka'd, buddy *is properly back on 24th, or something*