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People complained when I went about 'thread-ripping' in an attempt to encourage a more diverse forum! A nice "oooh the forum isn't like it was back in the day" post, Charlie, but what Ashley says is pretty much true. There are separate threads for TV shows and films to the Biggos, and there's nothing stopping you from making a whole new thread. Mods use their judgement to decide whether a thread is stand-alone worthy, and you of all people should know and respect that.
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- Beer Festival! - Knew a dude in the Band - My mate got a special mention for being a crazy dancer - Drank head much too hurt so - Got 250 headshots with teh SCAR! - Yes, I know that's sad. - Beef pasta bake tonight! Oo-ra.
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Before I read this post I beat your time :P Pretty sure I can do it in under a minute too if I don't try for teh marquis cheat. Played a few online games -- first game was on teh sewers map which sucked for ages until I took control of the shield position at the top, then I dominated massively. Each game afterwards I kicked repeated ass -- mostly because I knew the maps and the others, clearly, did not. They don't seem to notice the radar either - fewls! Did all the target range that I can for now and did the first 13-ish bot challenge things until I got annoyed at how BROKEN and UNFAIR it can be -- essentially a race to the best weapon on teh map then an effort to cowl in the corner until the timer passes. I did all 30 of the challenges with three extra controllers plugged in back in teh day, so I'll do them eventually. Actually taking teh solo game really slow... I think I've only done the first two or three levels on agent so far. Keep trying to do a speed run on perfect agent on teh first level only to get shot down RIGHT AT THE ELEVATOR DOORS ffs... Aiming to do the level in 4:30 at least.
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Had a brief go on the the other night - I just did the first three levels super quick (got fastest times out of everyone on my friends list :P) and haven't really done anything, let alone play off agent level. Will go have a bash now, I think!
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Barratt is, IMO. Good fire rate, which is all that matters considering they all effectively 1-shot-kill. Glad to hear that, shorty! I'm ususally in the top 3 every game now, alas depending mostly on the map! I'm just trying to finish off the SCAR now (headshot mastery is all I need - 80ish to go!). What maps do you like?
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He stopped setting tactics last year or something, didn't he? He got a job/girlfriend/life. 1-1 for me is alright, slipped into relegation, team played average/bad... My average form is struggling to all be over 15 which is annoying. Down to the last two games of the season and technically DuD, sitting in third place, could actually still be relegated. I'm playing Silverdale tuesday and Shorty friday, two of my relegation rivals. Going to be tense! EDIT: And I can't afford training >_<
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Claire strolled back into the temple, got thrown in a pit, then the smoke monster came, kate got claire out of the pit and they went with locke. That occurred after Jin's leg got caught and Claire saved him. Maybe you missed an episode or two?
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You can tell if a diamond/gemstone is real by licking it. Trufax, but not intended reference. Leave me alone. -
Grab your frozen bananas and hop on your Segway, we're off to Reno...
jayseven replied to Ashley's topic in General Chit Chat
I also missed it Sorry Big-H, you know the love's here I'll text you tomorrow's results to make up for it!! -
Hurt Locker was a good film - If it doesn't explain itself then simply it's because it relies on a contextual understanding of what's going on from real-life media. I think the film was very intense, which always makes for good watching - and while each character felt like it was ripped straight from another movie (James Dean! Rebel without a cause!), it was enjoyable and worthy of the Ox-car. Precious -- I watched this one high, so the Lynch/arnofsky-esque escapist fantasies hit me with humour (and the red-carpet one near the beginning with great irony). Aside from that, and the general "this is the first hardore film for girls I've ever seen) feeling (I mean the portrayal of the men in the film - and white people for that matter... you could write books on the stuff). The editing was so clever too - I kept losing track of what was going on, in a way that felt intentional -- except there was just one scene which really threw me, which felt out of place even if it was a fantasy, which I can't work out -- the spellingbee bit? I think it was a fantasy because of the colour yellow but it was less obvious than other scenes... Inglorious Basterds! Finally gotten around to watching it -- well, I'm half-way at least. Got to about 3am and I had a long way to go - but I, too, feel like this is tarantino at his best again. Each 'chapter' does a trick or two. I guess the only complaint one could have is that you could see his over-awareness of it being a movie, while seemingly his trademark now, does rather seem to be just a celver way to hide his inability to flow from one act to another... I don't know. I like it as it is.
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OMGZOMG! ... So it's my housemate's birthday today and I've not had a chance yet to grab this... We need to arrange some group games already!
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- Three. Sometimes words just hide between and behind each other. You have a feeling that you know needs expressing, and the only way to find the clearing at the end of the path is to start walking. The first step gives you the next word, the next gives you an idea. Thereafter you are encased in an avalanche that may not necessarily make any sense (or be spelt correctly) - but in any matter, it is the expression that is important, not the intention or the meaning. Memories of bathtime! Never getting the amount of bubble-bath correct. Trying to figure out the right combination of hot/cold. Making waves. Dripping tap that my toe fits into. Toy boats. The growing sensation that you're actually sitting in a bowl of your own filth. The whoosh as the water escapes, at last. And other, more personal things that deserve ostracising. My hands are tingling. You just want to know my pasta bake recipe, don't you?
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Happy penis
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Sorry I didn't text you the results Haden -- My phone is acting very strange and it's pretty hard to get messages out sometimes
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Yeah, ell, WTF U ON!"!"£:>~@ Even though I'm down and out, I won't let you in."The harpoon is loaded. The cage is lowered. The water is red." Like you.
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Just finished the first ep. I was too distracted with comparing, role-for-role, characters with BoB. So far we have a clear Dude Who Will Get Promoted Loads and a few knuckleheads. The actual jungle flashbang war was too hard to follow - I'm sure that's the 'point' but still not great viewing. The build up of tension was done very loosely and obliquely, relying heavily on associated viewing and stereotypical action, and in general this episode was a lot less informative than BoB (at least initially) appeared to be. The father who is more concerned with his car than his son, the father who is more concerned with his son than his country, the enemy who shows signs of humanity, the guy who goes crazy at the first sign of combat... blah blah blah. I'm being harsh or something I don't know balbaldbfoadfbo I'm generally feeling mixed about this. I have no doubt that a large enough production budget practically guarentees awesomeness, but the unavoidable comparisons to BoB (which I love) means that I'm effectively going to scowl and hate this show's inability to match up. ... you realise he effectively said there isn't a HBO show that he doesn't like, so your post reads as if you're suggesting some tripe HBO stuff? Silly ashley. Plus 'than'? RUBBIIISHHH
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The water's so cold. We won't have to fight for long, ellmeister. The morning will find our bodies washed up thirty miles west.
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And yet it's still cooler than you
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[*SPOILER="Title of spoiler that doesn't give stuff away"]STUFF OF SECRECY[/spoiler*] ... Ok so I need practice with teh code tags... Remove the asterisks and it will work.
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It was to leave TEH AIR OF MYHSTERYYYEH... Um... Well essentially we snogged the faces off of each other on three separate nights out over the last 3 years and we've never pursued it because of her ex, my mate. Gossip hounds.
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Yeah, I was all up for the new maps for ages but... That's too steep for me just yet. Might try and pool with my housemates to get it. Currently prestiging for the 2nd time, level 28ish. Getting fairly good with a SCAR bling'ed with a silencer and grenade launcher. The silencer-- I've no idea why I was playing for so long without it! Nearly every game I'm hitting all three of my killstreaks - care package, predator missile, emergency airdrop. I love the latter as it causes proper chaos and, if done right, you can sit and wait for targets to come and try and steal them.
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A crown of gold. A heart that's harder than stone. And it hurts a whole lot, but it's missed when it's gone. I moved out of her state, she kept to herself, I kept out of her way. I took all her pictures down, and every picture she painted I painted myself out. Hit the bottle and don't stop hittin' til it hits back.
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- Woke up at 3pm - Dull work. - Cider, chips n' dips tonight. Nostalgic! - Pacific and Bones to watch - MW2 to play. - My life is stuck on repeat, but I'm ok with it. - Somebody post an interesting thread so I can have a drunk ramble later, k? Yes.
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- A customer returned a faulty microwave - The shop smelt, strongly, like weed all day - Turns out Agros doesn't discriminate between normal people and drug dealers - Friend came to visit for the evening, effectively only contacting me for use of my sofa. - His ex girlfriend stayed over with him. - He doesn't know I practically boned her. - She left her phone here. - She wants to come over, with Mead and Port, and drink to celebrate the fact she left it here - And she wants to stay over in my bed. - Bad. Bad. Bad. - And no need for hyphens in this post... - But I can't let a good habit die! - Going to watch Bones and drink cider for the rest of teh evening, then play solitare 'til dawn with a deck of 51, watch some Captain Kangaroo, count the flowers on the wall, dress up in... Wait, what? You are right - if the world was just me and her, we'd be fine. We spent many an hour in our own little hole, oblivious to the external. MDMA won't exactly... chill me, and ideally it'd be everyone else that'd be taking it! But I have to say thank you for the advice, all in all.
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RE: Fastest knockout ever: The commentator on teh right is Bas Rutter, an ex heavyweight champ of UFC who won a title and defended it twice all on decisions that were iffy. I feel strangely proud knowing such a useless fact. And I have nothing funny to say.