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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/10525022/Teenager-buys-600-worth-of-shopping-for-4p-and-donates-food-to-charity.html What a fucking hero. Disclaimer: I don't usually read the Telegraph...

Frozen is fucking excellent. I really want to see it again soon.

No, i just meant that maybe that was the reason they were sent to the detention centre rather than hard prison.

Surely you can't send a 16 year old to prison though whatever they did wrong? Don't you have to wait until they are 18?

That's horrible Cube, i'm really sorry.

I thought the title said 2011 and thought we'd run out of things to talk about...

Are the organisers allowed to fix all the votes and award them all to him (or her) self?

Whatever dude, you had 22 chances against a team with no defenders and you only scored 8. Who are you? Tottenham?

Yeah i'm going to buy a new laptop next year, so I hope people are still playing this a few months down the line.

Tried it just now, but even with all the settings turned down i was averaging 7fps.... I cry!

Big wet fart?

It's probably just me that finds this funny, and i feel bad laughing at something that probably took years and years of someones life to create, but godamnit is it funny. Saw this video on the BBC website today and burst out laughing at work. Watch the first 30 seconds or so. I think it's the way that it slowly rises up onto four feet amongst all that steam, in such a menacing fashion, and then.....well just watch it:

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

Guys, can we stick to the right topic please. I want to masturbate at the thought of that Pokemon game, not listen to pointless squabbling about what is an IP or not.

Train driving top tip for the next stage: Don't yell "Choo Choo Motherfucker!" as you guide the train out of the station.

'Murica. This is the same country where a homeless man can get life for stealing a loaf of bread (three strikes), but a guy who steals millions of dollars through fraud gets 5 years and a paultry fine. Our system isn't much better...

Overall I thought it was great, but the fact that I kept expecting it to end at some point, but not exactly when meant that the whole second half felt a bit long and drawn out. If I went to see it again knowing exactly when the split was, I think I'd enjoy the second half a lot more. Edit: Also, I found it funny near the end when Boern grabs the black arrow, and his son is all like 'Da, I didn't know you kept one!' and i'm all like 'Bitch, it was hanging in the kitchen next to some herbs. Use your eyes.'

Well I have trouble seeing in low light without my glasses, and so I wondered if you also wore glasses which helped with that aspect of it.

Is that the cannibis burning scene?

Do you wear glasses, or does that do nothing for tunnel vision?

I had all five strikers on the pitch, i'm not exactly sure what else I could have done!

Actually scrap my idea, this is way better. It's the exploration aspect that I like rather than the battling, so I would play this game in a heartbeat. Our possibly two, if my heart rate was heightened due to the excitement of playing this game.

This weekend's fixtures should be well interesting. The top 5 could look completely different! Oh, and the Hull thing I find hilarious.

This has probably been mentioned a few times before, but a huge open world 3D Pokemon game, but with the Pokemon free roaming about like in Far Cry 3 would be cool.

Hey guise, I just made it to the second island! This game is awesome!