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I kind of wanted Everton and Southampton to win, to make the top even more exciting, but meh, it was a pretty exciting weekend anyway. Providing you don't support Tottenham.

I saw three pre-teen boys taking selfies with their iphones in Topshop, trying to get the lingerie in the background. Very strange.

I don't think you can do that....they might have changed it, but for some reason you can't sub your keeper in a competitive game.

I may get an Xbone when Halo comes out, but i'm not buying one at launch price, no siree!

Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapes!

The draw is on the 6th,and yes there can't be more than 2 European teams in a group.

Where did it go in between?

He implied bumfun when there was not bumfun.

Selfies are ok if there is something else in the photo, or something that distinguishes it from other selfies, otherwise your Facebook is just filled with identical photos. Selfies are fine for when there is none else to take the photo. I have no problem with the word either. It might as well have a name, and that is a good enough word for it.

Told you. Actually after I switched to a 1-6-3 formation in the second half, I scored 1, let in 0. If only Xpert would let you make substitutions in the first half (or allow more formations).

Nairobi deserves a mention for awful roads. My dad lives there and they would be up there with the most dangerous in the world... if the traffic on them ever moved.

Even Royal Leamington Spa has a Nandos now.

I'd rather drink it at room temperature than 'mulled', it was awful.

I had a hot cider on Saturday, it was fucking weird.

Well in the UK we call it the 'best before', as in, it is best before this date, but afterwards is ok too. I do the shopping for each meal every day, so rarely buy in bulk. That we we buy as much veg as we are going to eat and hopefully don't waste any.

Well mine's a bit complicated because my fiancee pays some of it, but she doesn't have a very big income. I.e. she pays a very large proportion of her income, and I pay about 19% of mine, but i pay all the bills and for most of the food etc. If we add up our incomes though, we pay about 23%. obamanotbad.jpg

July. And not a day sooner!

Let's hope you speak French better than you type English. It sounds like you've got the basics already organised to be honest, and really, there's not much that can go wrong in 4 months that you would need to prepare for. I am very jealous, as Paris is amazing. P.S. You have a pug in your sig. Pugs are so hot right now.

I don't think the fall from grace of Speedos has anything to do with inhibition, it's just fashion. People wore them a lot during the 80's and so everyone relates them as the trunks worn by their parents and older generations, (which just ain't cool). As for the other thing, i think you're just imagining it. I've never had a full body massage, but i think if i did i wouldn't expect them to rub my full body. It just means more than just arms, or legs, or neck etc.

Because it makes our thighs look huge.

I'm using Chrome @Shorty, does that help?

If you do, the Mistborn trilogy is where it's at.

I am town.

I don't think I've watched a full game of football since July 2012. I am whatever is one level below an armchair supporter.

I've started as I mean to go on.