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Good luck, there's not a single thing I don't know about this game. Oh, apart from most of the rules, game mechanics and tactics.

(I think he did mean all-time...)

Who actually planned it though? The BBC said it was a 'parliamentary watchdog', ISPA. Is it made up of MP's though? Or is it independant? Most MP's appear to be against it.

Are we allowed to talk about it!?

Have they published any sort of statement justifying it? Other than inflation etc.

So it's randomly generated at their end, and then saved, as a way to create huge worlds, rather than in a Minecraft way, where each world is different, as a way to create unique experiences. I see. Not sure what's so exciting about that though...

What does 'procedural' mean in this context anyway? Does it just mean randomly generated? Or does it react based on how you play?

Npower randomly gave me £130. Then took back £55. WTF Npower, are you drunk? It's like that Fast Show sketch with the guy in the pub trying to sort out the change.

Humbug. This game is broken.

So let me get this straight. If you are playing well, and maybe a few goals ahead, and you want to 'shut up shop' defensively. You perhaps decide to take off a striker and bring on a defender (y'know, like a fucking football manager), maybe change from a 3-5-2 to a 4-5-1. In this instance, X-pert Eleven puts the damn defender up front?! PLaying as a striker? With 60% effectiveness?! What the hell is the point in that?! Are you sure that's how the game works? Because that's how i've been using the substitution system, based on whether i'm winning or losing, bringing on defenders, or strikers etc, and all this time i've been acting like David fucking Moyes? What is the point in even having a tactical substitution section, if you only really need to swap like-for-like whenever someone gets injured? Craptacular.

There's method in the Magnus. Happy birthday.

An Everton win would make the top of the table very interesting indeed...

*hands Gaggle a tissue*

Dude, Ashley's feeling bad enough without you jeering at him.

Who the fuck has scrambled egg and bacon on Christmas morning?

Weren't you in Harry Potter? EDIT: You were in Harry Potter!

A Ferrari? I'll work on that joke and come back later.

Actually if ReZ could keep his fruit out of all food, that would be great. Edit: Damnit wrong person. Nevermind, the sentiment is the same.

Has to be 15, for obvious reasons.

The first one definitely is. The third....it was really just TERRIBLE defending. It was like he just strolled up to the box with no-one around him and ka-powed it in.

Suarez is performing his annual mauling of Norwich, i see.

This game is fucking ridiculous. Who designed it?

Why on earth would I want to play a forward as a defender, when I can play him as another forward instead...?

Right, clearly what i'm going to have to do in my next game is to shut up shop in the first half, to limit the damage before Xpert will let me throw on all my strikers in the 46th minute. I can't see this failing.

Ha! Crystal Pulis! I think it's just so they don't end up having more than 2 European teams in a group?