Would a pile of bollocks be 'in scrotia' or would they be loose and rolling around?
I imagine a pile of loose bollocks would be hard to achieve, whereas a mound of scrotums would stack quite pleasingly.
Why wouldn't it be wise? Do you think Ashley might get confused about what day it was and start playing early?
Is not unheard of for players on different teams to be friends.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/10525022/Teenager-buys-600-worth-of-shopping-for-4p-and-donates-food-to-charity.html
What a fucking hero.
Disclaimer: I don't usually read the Telegraph...