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Wow. Xbone well out in the lead there!

I'm literally all over it. Literally.

It's pretty simple; the more strikers you have, the more goals, and the more you win. Just pack your front line with attackers and you'll win with ease.

Wait, you walk 24km at work?! What do you do?

It's on. It's on like motherfunking Donkey Kong.

All the successful cyclists only have one testicle.

I think there's definitely a similarity there.

I could probably stand to be less picky. I generally get to play about 3-4 games per year, so when I find one I know I'll like, I play it. But it means I don't get to play much outside my comfort zone; always choosing safe games and sequels. I should really try new things, but since I treasure my gaming time so much, I don't want to miss out on the games I actually like, for ones I may not like.

Yeah probably. But when you think about it, it's probably just a hormone or chemical that tells the body not to replace these dying cells. Once we discover this, it won't be long! One vial of immortality please! The probably will come afterwards. Who gets to be immortal?

Immortality isn't that far off I don't think. All you have to do is work out what makes the body stop replacing old cells with new ones, and you're golden.

For some reason I just haven't been able to get into this season at all. I think it's because of what happened last season, it was just the most perfect bit of sporting entertainment, that I just don't think this year can top it.

My new hat.

I don't know, a physical accessory that requires materials and manufacture versus a digital copy of some software that duplicates for free. If anything it's the game that is overpriced.

Died for the first time yesterday. It was a bit annoying. I'd not been an any significant space battles, as I was going to wait until I'd explored a bit and collected loads of ship blueprints, then max my ship out in offensive weaponry. However, i hyper jumped directly into an ongoing battle, and couldn't escape. Still, the battle mechanics are quite good! I appear to be in a strange system devoid of any creatures now, just all desert planets with fairly grumpy sentinels. Might not stick around too long...

The sound design in Battlefront is pretty awesome. Of course, most of that is just how good the Star Wars sounds and music are, but I think they use them well. Really immersive.

Where would be the fun in that?

What was your bad experience last time?

I'm quite literally, staggering around my office.

I think Mourinho has made it fairly clear he has no desire to go far in the Europa League this season...

For some reason, I thought you were Irish...

I have tried landing my ship on some of the larger ones, but no luck. Some of the PC mods are really cool. Wouldn't mind some of them in the PS4 version. A control mode where you can have full control of your ship would be cool.

All cartoons are graphic. I don't know why you're surprised.

Did a bit of planet hopping last night after spending ages on my last one trying to find the last species. Ended up on one that only had 7 species to find, but every single one of them seemed to be a murderous death creature. Literally as soon as you stepped out of your ship, the hillside would be swarming with animals, and a few seconds later they'd try and kill you. I stuck around for a bit, trying to scan a few, but eventually had to leave as my shields wouldn't last. Then went to a planet with no fauna OR fauna, but had exosuit upgrades everywhere. Got about four more slots in 15 minutes of flying around.

How about a sensor on the controller that recognises when you're laughing, and triggers the console to play a laughing sound, so it appears to be laughing along with you, simulating the feeling of having friends?

Don't bring your animated series nonsense in this thread whatever you do, or @Glen\-i will come in and scold you ferociously.