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Is that a nickname for a player, or does he want the CGI angles like we get on Snooker?

Someone add a cock in there. Please.

I call bullshit. The Rabid Wolverine cannot die.

I acknowledge my mistake. Bad EEVIL... However I don't see the logic in closing the place down mid December. Christmas will be the busy season!

I can see how a job in December is really going to help you now in summer. Had my "interview". It was more like a "what are you doing now?" chat. Then basically saying what I would have to do [were I to be employed] and certain perks, like getting a tenner for pouring a J20 properly, or getting an Ipod from the brewery or something. It was like he was flirting with me. Can't blame him, I am easy on the eyes.

I know people say movies aren't as good as their predecessors. Was it as captivating as 1-4?

I didn't mind Shrek 3. I only decided to watch it out of a dodgy circumstance. I shall now go into a "last movie" spree. Three Men And A Little Lady, this film is pure genius. I think I might just buy it on DVD for the sake of it. 28 Days Later, shit. Simple as. One of those films you can only watch once. Tonight I shall be watching Fallen, I've seen it awhile ago, so I can't remember much of it.

Well all those years of advertising Championship Whites must've taken its toll on him.

Best time to break out the Lilos and get your money's worth. Imagine that, floating past your neighbours house, cocktail in hand. "Y'alright Keith?" Awesome. If only it was that flooded here.

And it's been said in Spiderman comics for nigh on 20 years. Who'd have thought?

I've just ordered Scrubs and The Shield Seasons 4. I'll post a sexy pic when they arrived.

Might have been, we have a Tennis Centre across the road from the main University. That's one thing that's pissing me off about the scheduling for this. Tennis is on BBC2 from 12:00 - 3:25. Tennis is on BBC1 from 1:40 - 6:00. So good that they rape both terrestrial BBC Channels at the same time for a rocking 1hour 45mins.

Damn right. The people want Neighbours goddammit!

Fan-Fucking-Tastic, another thing to rape Neighbours out of the viewing schedule.

C'mon, I know I'm not the only one who's thinking this.

But they taste awesome though.

I feel that in another sense Hobmon. There is a pub nearby which may need people... But the thought of being subservient to some little shits from the old school... Urgh. Hopefully the pub I'm applying to [which is about a 10-15 ride away] has no one I recognize.

People trying to get you? It's not as if I'm forcing her to jump into your bed, imaginary or not. The fact you made it up in the first place... I feel that. It's a dodgy way of thinking I agree, you could flip reverse it by saying that your girlfriends mum suddenly got with your dad, so they get the dodgy looks. That pleases me more than any orgasm every could. I feel this too. Fight the power! You go slam your sister and be proud of the result. Assuming you have one, if not, find a female cousin. This is based on the assumption that you are, indeed a bloke.

Go forth and Shabba'ise.

My Step sister showed up and my house, most likely to ask Step Daddy for some money. I deliberately started playing Counterstrike for the duration of her visit. She came into my room grinning like a Cheshire Cat, I assume she was proud of pulling. She might've been slightly drunk though. Would anyone like to see a picture of this lad she considers "fit"? He seems a bit gormless to me.

My Step sister when she comes round and asks to check her Facebook on my computer. At first I thought it was a quick in-out thing where she see's if she has any message, quickly browse at any new pictures etc. But no, she see's who's online and sends them messages, then fucks about whilst they may reply. It's not fucking MSN Messenger... Now she just takes advantage whenever she's around. Yesterday I was on my PC: "You on internet?" "... Yes" "Can you let me know when you're done?" I said yes but I didn't. However she soon came upstairs for one reason or another and managed to rape my computer even more. She was still in my house [but not on my PC] when I left to meet some friends, so I put my screensaver with password prompt and changed my password out of spite.

I make a post to lighten up the situation and it gets removed, most likely by Jordan who I've seen having the mouth dirtier than a pub toilet.

Just watched the second. I forgot how do to spoiler tags [on account of never using them] so could someone break it down for me before I mention something.

Well I have my interview on Monday, but who knows how long I'll have to wait afterwards until I get some form of result.