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I broke my scanner/printer combo. Well it wasn't all my fault. For some reason it kept saying that the lid was up so it couldn't print, when it clearly was down. After inspection I find a button it should be pressing when it's down so the machine know it's down blah blah. So I superglue it down. When it comes to change the ink cartridge I can't because it needed to know when the lid was up so it would move the cartridge into optimum positioning. Ah well.

NO DEAL! DEAL! SHIT!

I need to start writing a CV... Haven't done so in about 5-7 years. I find myself lacking in the job department, normally I would rape myself back to Sainsbury's, however they're tightening the reins on who can join their illustrious ranks [iE EVERYONE CAN'T!] They've devised this genius scheme that if they train everyone on everything and shift them around a bit [despite there being less staff] everything will move smoothly. This, I think you'll agree, is bullshit.

Just seen the trailer. Not bad. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0324134/ Look. At the Size. Of those tabs. His voice best be up to scratch. Fucking right doggie. The kids wouldn't have lasted no where near as long as I did attempting to read it. They'd be in comas after the first chapter.

WHO'S THE CAST GODDAMMIT!?

The girl or the chin?

Where's the script for the first episode!?

I'm disgusted Dan Dare. Your Monobrow isn't as obvious in the first picture. I blame myself for believing in your separate brows. Your friend looks nice though, say hello to her and her chin when you next see her

One for each voice? All of them in one file? Shit the possibilities are endless!

Go on then, just a few more. A few more then... Twist my arm, a few more. If we're going to follow this we might as well get rid of the restrictions completely. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

I'm attaching my wav to the email now. I've done a few. Can do more if the need... needs.

A banging rack.

Damn right. If anyone's going to rape those with a slow connection, it's going to be the one's we PM for help!

Ashmon has got the cogs in my brain turning on the size of avatars. Have they been increased again? I've noticed Ashley's pissing on the former amount [Even though the rules say 80x80, wasn't it increased to 125x125? if not, I shall decrease mine straight away being the rule abiding citizen that I am!] Also, has the combined size shizzle gone too? Because our nameless chap [bollocks, it's Ashmon again] Has his avatar just under 15kb, which in the grand scheme of things is ok. But then the signature comes in just over 86kb. Slightly a little more than the combined 50kb limit set by the staff. Because if that's the case I'm going to work on a massive 56k killing avatar and signature. I know the topic itself says: If you have any questions feel free to ask a member of staff thruogh a PM, please do not post on the boards. Thanks for your understanding. I thought fuck it. Thank You for your understanding.

That looks nothing like him. Couldn't they use an Egyptian art instead of that prick.

It's on BBC News [Caught it before Neighbours] and everywhere, surely it can't be. http://www.london2012.org/en It's there BUT BLUE! It's for newborn babies! http://main.london2012.com/en/news/archive/2007/June/2007-06-04-12-06.htm Available in four colours – pink, blue, green and orange - the new emblem is modern and will be dynamic, evolving in the years between now and 2012. It symbolises the Olympic spirit and the ability of the Games to inspire people to take part - not just as spectators, but as volunteers, in the Cultural Olympiad and more. Launching the brand at the Roundhouse in North London, London 2012 Chair Seb Coe said: "London 2012 will be 'Everyone's Games', everyone's 2012. This is the vision at the very heart of our brand. "It will define the venues we build and the Games we hold and act as a reminder of our promise to use the Olympic spirit to inspire everyone and reach out to young people around the world. "It is an invitation to take part and be involved."

MC Dicko could do better, with his homie Nick.

I'm not sure whether it's meant to be a continuation of the 2, or just maybe a weird dot in the middle for shits and giggles.

I believe it's meant to be the numbers 20 12 Albeit shittily done.

The only way that would be even more Sexy would be that if The Don was there. THEN it would be a sex overload.

It's shit. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ap/20070604/img/psp-britain-2012-logo-8d05f-e85d6a1ee5710.html Who's with me.

Must've been the rohypnol.

Depends on the rationale behind their logic. "I'm against immigration because they're black and we have enough of those here" = Clearly racist. Personally I'm against immigration because we seem to be bursting at the seams with people.

Is the photo sadly not working for anyone else?

I'll lend my vocal talents. I want to be part of these Genius gags and hilarious material you've written.