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Well I have a new Religion. It's called Shabbology. Basically you all praise me as your Lord, carry on with your lives as normal. Until I may need your services then without question you drop who/whatever you're doing and come to my aid. Plus if you find a woman I'm attracted to I get to have her too. HALLELUJAH!

Can anyone break it down for me? Because most, if not all explanations of Scientology have been met with blank looks and the bullshit alarm going overtime.

What gender did you say you were again Heaven?

Drinking milk apparently lines your stomach, so do that before you go out. Plus at the end of the night get something to eat. I personally go for an entire pizza. Job's a good 'un. Also pints of water the next day help. Because of my sexy alcohol influenced epi fits, the parents bring nice pints to my bed all morning.

Would be better if you asked them on their own forum.

YEAH! Arnie to Paris: Sorry, too busy to help http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070512/ten-entertainment-us-c3b52a1.html Check the last paragraph, how much shit does she have to be in before not being labelled as a scapegoat.

Nice piccy. However My Kefka picture shits on that picture in terms of being "scary"

Perhaps. The main reason for purchase was that for someone's birthday at uni, because she had a circus ringleader costume [if you could call it that] the theme was animals. I had planned to chop the scarf in half, get the wire from some coat hangers and Shabba. However apparently this theme was too generic. So we went for "Sexy/Kinky" which as we all know is rarely done.

And look like a white guy glasses, different clothes, and without headphones. Makes me fucking sick. Give appreciation to my picture bitch.

Bullshit..

That has racist undertones if ever I saw it. Now this is pr0.

The beard's gone! However, this Boyd/Janae/Glenn thing is starting to piss me off now.

Some old lady made me fail my test. Then just before I'm about my second attempt, the Epi Fairy pays me a visit. Now that's a bitch right there.

It's all Belkin. My PC has XP and laptop has Vista if that complicates things.

After the lovely chap from some computing establish came round to install the router properly, a wireless card in EEVIL-X [The PC formally known as Shabba-X] Everything went well. A couple of days later wireless fucked off so I had to cable myself up again. After numerous days of "Tomorrow we'll try the tinternet wireless yeah?". You read right. Tinternet. I think the router isn't working out of spite. Anyways, two days ago I had a go myself. Had everything shut down, cables in right places and restarted. Voila. We had both Pc and laptop online. Then it seems like the laptop is some sort of relay for my PC, internet is shit/non-functional when the laptop is off. Magically I get signed back into MSN when the laptop is turned on. Today however it seems this is no longer the case. Internet fucked for EEVIL-X. I repeat the method, this time having the router higher up, "umbrella effect" according to the chap at PC World. Nothing. Laptop has "Tinternet" [You have no idea how hard I restrain myself from slapping him when he says this] but EEVIL-X doesn't. So I've cabled myself up again. Step dad has a new idea. To bring his laptop upstairs into my room, and try wireless here with my PC. Because logic dictates that my PC is "Getting on abit". S'not that old. Might just be the piece of shit wireless card they've slammed into my machine. From what I've managed to gather is that after a near perfect "network" has been done, it fucks up after a couple of days. My PC spends hours "gathering a new IP" or some shit. Anyone got any advice, answers or whatnot? The weird thing is. Step Daddy knows fuck all about computers. He says "one day we'll have to sit down and you'll show me everything". He can use Google to get answers on his crossword like a pr0. But he seems unable to open Word or anything himself.

Just some duct tape. Problem solved.

Fix. I guarantee it.

I read in the papers today she's begging the Man From Uzi 9mm to give her a pardon, because she fears she's going to get hurt. Apparently prison isn't the fun jamboree I thought it to be. Some Twot with an A [Joshua Capone, the bell end who started a petition on MySpace I believe.] has said that she should be let off because she brings some... and I quote: "Beauty and Excitement to our 'mundane lives' " I am yet to see either.

Should've ended the sentence with a "of your tits" Replace with any parts of preference.

Sounds like a bit of bad circulation, take a break and have your hand hanging down, letting gravity do some work. Or have a wank.

CAIRO! DO IT. DO IT.

That's very true hobbzinio, but the true evil is hidden. Subtract two from three. That's right. One.

My life? The life of ONE person? My ONE life is a lie?! ONE feels enraged. And if you divide 3 by 3. What do you get... ONE! IT'S THE SOURCE OF IT ALL! Fucking right doggie.

I broke up with ONE of my girlfriends after going out for ONE year, she pissed me off ONE day after I read more than ONE of her texts. HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY.

.Bullshit.