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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. Shits on all this modern day wank. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FEELING THIS!
  2. So you consider spunk to be extra spicy? I'd have to disagree.
  3. *QUITISH!*
  4. Eat shit. Everyone cares. They may not agree, but they sure as hell care. I would have to disagree with this, he started off alright, but when the song gets a bit more "powerful" he sounds like nails on a chalkboard. John Cale's version in Shrek/Scrubs was better I say. Since everyone is spunking in Jeff's hair, I'd love to follow suit. So if anyone would like to send me some of his tracks which you consider decent, my mind may be changed. Except for that fuckwit Problematique, I don't think he cares.
  5. http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/student-sentenced-for-salad-dressing/n20070524184909990012?cid=936 Student Sentenced for Salad Dressing Semen AP WHEATON, Ill. (May 24) - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria. DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients. Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid." "If you prove to me you're worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen said. Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch. Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident. Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie filled with crude stunts. "I have no explanation for what I did," Castro said in court. "I felt bad after I did it." Harry Smith, Castro's attorney, noted that the teen already had been punished, including missing the end of his senior year and humiliating himself and his family. "It has not been without consequences," Smith said. I'm not sure I understand this bit: Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid." "If you prove to me you're worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen said. How do you prove such a thing? By showing that you've been resisting the urge to knock one out into any form of condiment for two years?
  6. Apparently he was the inspiration for Coldplay. Which makes him blow even more.
  7. It's true. Like Monopoly, you can't just have a quick game.
  8. The only thing I'll tribute to him is my piss on his grave. Or somewhere which was important to him.
  9. Doesn't stop him from blowing.
  10. Big up the Nottingham Massive!
  11. He blows. So much so I can't even say he blows without the 10 characters popup raping my screen.
  12. It's better on the PC.
  13. There's a game I had when I was a wee nipper - Conflict Freespace: Darkness Rising. I can only see it on Amazon for 98 and shit, Assuming it can't be found for XP is there a way to make it compatible?
  14. Here and there.
  15. So we're going to be left with Wind Waker shiteness?
  16. I was thinking of going back to the Sainsburys Massive, but they've pretty much only got Shift [late nights] So I've got a few pubs which apparently may need some staff. Which is good because if I can rape some experience over the holidays it will come in handy for the next year of Uni.
  17. You saying you have a problem with the design of the 'mon?
  18. I was keeping hold of it for a while to save it being stolen. It really is genius. However I've stated that if I can only enter one [as the case will probably be] I've chosen Dandelion.
  19. Probably been posted before, but we all know how much I care about those things Design a Pokémon and win shit. THE PRIZE: Win one of five white DS Lites with a copy of each of the following games - Pokémon Diamond (DS) Pokémon Pearl (DS) Pokémon Ranger (DS ) Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team (DS) Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team (GBA) Pokémon Emerald (GBA) http://www.game.co.uk/lowdown.aspx?lid=7399&cm_sp=pokemon-_-topbnav-_-competition Naturally I've done and sent mine, because I'm too sexy for my shirt.
  20. When I start up me PC I always get a window saying this has been turned off or something. Then PC begins to startup normally. However the internet does not work until I get one of those not/send error report windows for the bollocks 32. Is there anyway to stop this shit from happening?
  21. Cut the bullshit and give us a decent Official mag with decent gifts. "poster books" and wristbands small enough for a newborn baby aren't good enough.
  22. If anyone has been watching this recently. Even Dermot is starting to get pissed off about the Eggheads winning streak.
  23. Rosie deserves to be assfucked to give her confidence the boost it needs. And Bree deserves to be shot so we can be saved from this shitty religion.
  24. I've only [kinda] seen episodes 1-4. However I recommend some better intro music, your current choice blows goats, hard.
  25. By love every second he means be bored to fucking tears untill halfway through, then the lovely Boom Headshot shizzle starts!
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