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I was thinking about watching Get Shorty since I haven't seen it, but I haven't seen Total Recall in years. It was worth the sacrifice.

You heard right fuckers. The genius movie that is Total Recal is here again, you've got about 10 minutes shabba's. ITV1. 11pm. Do it. Do it. Seriously, Do it.

I did about 3-4 years ago, until the League I attended was shut down. I have 2 "Gym Leader" T-shirts. I was the Psychic Master of our own little Elite Four. The others were Grass, Electric and Fire. I still have all my cards, fucking awesome.

Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: High

You're getting busy with her without the label of being a couple. I fail to see the problem. It will happen. Either be patient or tell her to bollocks [or suck yours]

I couldn't find the one I had in mind, but here's something equally as sexy. Keep your girlfriends away from the monitor while this picture is displayed.

I doubt you'd get excluded for that. Plus that's a shitty picture of a dude in a bra. I did a much better job last year.

None of you.

Word, I had some **** challenging me in that 20 mins. Shat on him though, so job's a good 'un.

The first time I only saw it all the way through... What a load of shit. I'm disappointed. It doesn't match up to the old Harry Enfield show or Harry Enfield and Friends. The Notting Hill sketch was rather humourous.

YES! It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Don't leave things to the last minute then bitch O_o

I first slammed a girl when I was 14. I turned out alright. Just tell her to "Bite the pillow, it's going in DRY!"

Go forth and Shabba'ise.

The End. I guess it does end after all.

Only Angelina deserves to be in that top ten. Scarlett Johansson should be shot.

Fuck off! We need two showings! It's the student way, then you skip Doctors, watch Diagnosis Murder/Murder She Wrote/Father Dowling Mysteries etc and then watch Lazytown. Shite, it seems Lolly is here to stay for a lil' bit as she has been raped into the credits.

Emo Pm'd me earlier, hopefully we shall be playing within the next 20 minutes.

The same as FTW/FTL/LOL and all the others: "I'm a lazy arse"

If there are shit smears, I feel it is my duty to hydro pump them off. Even if they are under the water at the bottom I can get them with enough force. Normally I just aim for the water, it alerts people to your presence. When in public toilets: Personal urinals: I aim for the hole. Spraying on the side/front just sends it right back at you. Them long ones which stretch along the floor: Straight down normally. Unless I'm where the hole is, then I slam it in and watch the bubbles rise. Yes. We need more people with locations like yours.

No. .

Jesus Christ...

Emo, slam a PM about your free time shit my way please. I'm curious, for round three, are we going to have sort of league?

When you're out on the second date, nothing says third date more than asking if she likes doggie.

Irrelevant! time's up fuckers.