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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. YES! It's the gift that keeps on giving.
  2. Don't leave things to the last minute then bitch O_o
  3. I first slammed a girl when I was 14. I turned out alright. Just tell her to "Bite the pillow, it's going in DRY!"
  4. Go forth and Shabba'ise.
  5. The End. I guess it does end after all.
  6. Only Angelina deserves to be in that top ten. Scarlett Johansson should be shot.
  7. Fuck off! We need two showings! It's the student way, then you skip Doctors, watch Diagnosis Murder/Murder She Wrote/Father Dowling Mysteries etc and then watch Lazytown. Shite, it seems Lolly is here to stay for a lil' bit as she has been raped into the credits.
  8. Emo Pm'd me earlier, hopefully we shall be playing within the next 20 minutes.
  9. The same as FTW/FTL/LOL and all the others: "I'm a lazy arse"
  10. If there are shit smears, I feel it is my duty to hydro pump them off. Even if they are under the water at the bottom I can get them with enough force. Normally I just aim for the water, it alerts people to your presence. When in public toilets: Personal urinals: I aim for the hole. Spraying on the side/front just sends it right back at you. Them long ones which stretch along the floor: Straight down normally. Unless I'm where the hole is, then I slam it in and watch the bubbles rise. Yes. We need more people with locations like yours.
  11. No. .
  12. Jesus Christ...
  13. Emo, slam a PM about your free time shit my way please. I'm curious, for round three, are we going to have sort of league?
  14. When you're out on the second date, nothing says third date more than asking if she likes doggie.
  15. Irrelevant! time's up fuckers.
  16. Change her name, and make a topic about it.
  17. My housemate has predicted that he will pay to see her again, and then she will fall for him.. Aaaahh. On the topic of my housemate, he hadn't watched Neighbours in ages so I had to answer a few questions [iE, who's Pepper] and after watching Lolly being an absolute bitch in just one sitting, he has confessed to hating her as much as me. I seriously hope she gets Donkey punched.
  18. Jimbob you flaming hom I'm waiting for j00. EDIT: EEVILMURRAY, Wins.
  19. Slapping them on the back of the head and saying "Do you like me?"
  20. By personal issues he means changing forum names. A right time consuming activity I think we can all agree. Oh, and changing them back, and posting topics on the matter. There's also that girlfriend thing too.
  21. I clicked the following buttons 2 - 5 + 10 * 20 =
  22. The all powerful windows calculator says it's 140.
  23. I've raped a PM to Jimbobmon, awaiting reply.
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