EEVILMURRAY

The same as FTW/FTL/LOL and all the others: "I'm a lazy arse"

If there are shit smears, I feel it is my duty to hydro pump them off. Even if they are under the water at the bottom I can get them with enough force. Normally I just aim for the water, it alerts people to your presence. When in public toilets: Personal urinals: I aim for the hole. Spraying on the side/front just sends it right back at you. Them long ones which stretch along the floor: Straight down normally. Unless I'm where the hole is, then I slam it in and watch the bubbles rise. Yes. We need more people with locations like yours.

No. .

Jesus Christ...

Emo, slam a PM about your free time shit my way please. I'm curious, for round three, are we going to have sort of league?

When you're out on the second date, nothing says third date more than asking if she likes doggie.

Irrelevant! time's up fuckers.

Change her name, and make a topic about it.

My housemate has predicted that he will pay to see her again, and then she will fall for him.. Aaaahh. On the topic of my housemate, he hadn't watched Neighbours in ages so I had to answer a few questions [iE, who's Pepper] and after watching Lolly being an absolute bitch in just one sitting, he has confessed to hating her as much as me. I seriously hope she gets Donkey punched.

Jimbob you flaming hom I'm waiting for j00. EDIT: EEVILMURRAY, Wins.

Slapping them on the back of the head and saying "Do you like me?"

By personal issues he means changing forum names. A right time consuming activity I think we can all agree. Oh, and changing them back, and posting topics on the matter. There's also that girlfriend thing too.

I clicked the following buttons 2 - 5 + 10 * 20 =

The all powerful windows calculator says it's 140.

Is it fuck.

I've raped a PM to Jimbobmon, awaiting reply.

It's alot easier than it sounds.

Wanker! I've been trying to say that over the past 30 minutes but my internet wouldn't fucking post. Danmon has broken it down quite nicely. Do it = Not Fucked. Don't do it = Fucked. The rest is up to j00.

Check his Chess page.

I know this may be a little off season, but the urge raped me again and I couldn't help it. Which Band Aid song do you feel is the better version? We have three sexy choices. The original: The little known 1989 version: Only version I could find, slightly out of sync. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jFlteF1IY Band Aid 20: For me, I'm starting to feel the '89 version more than the original, because it has more of those 80's stars which I adore so much. Plus Matt Goss gave me a nice dance move at the 2:00 mark. Also I love how some of the lines are spoken, Cliff Richard's "And the Christmas Bells that ring there" etc. Additionally, Bananarama, Sonia and Lisa Stansfield would all get a good Shabba'ising. Third is lowest on the list, with Dizzee Rascal raping the song with some Phat Lirix. And the lovely Crocodile tears you see Joss Stone [i believe] squeezing out. j00?

SHABBA! FUCKING EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME!

I want a gun. So I start ending lives of people who don't deserve the pleasure.

Don't discount C.J just yet, he did win Brainteaser and The Weakest Link, which has never been done before. Seriously though, he was a Mensa chess champion, which does deserve some respect. I do love Kevins Credentials though: winner of British Quiz Championship, European Quiz Championship, World Quizzing Championships, Fifteen to One, Mastermind, Brain of Britain and Mind Sports Olympiad. What did the chap do before? I think he was a night security guard somewhere which was boring as fuck so he brought encyclopedia's to read for shits and giggles.

Are the other one's worth watching? Because after watching the first one when it was first posted here I'm wondering if it's worth the bother.