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Yeah, "Last ever". I've heard that used at least three times. They'll be another "Last ever" this Christmas, guruanteed. I love the Blair, and this made me love him more. The pimpsmacking he performed was genius. My housemates and myself had to confess, that was the only humourous thing we've seen Gervais do. I even felt a little guilty/dirty enjoying something he was involved in.

Ditto, actually I just tried ordering it and my card number is too long it seems. I'm not sure, which bit do I not bother putting in? [Tis a Maestro by the way]

The bloke has his own Cafepress section. http://www.cafepress.com/steigerwear Big up the Steigerwear Massive. WHO'S WITH ME!?

Take in a pack of Minstrels and offer her one. Then the conversation will flow.

From the group: Alan Steiger- The Karl Kennedy of the Policing World. "Karl Kennedy may be a GP, a Gynaecologist, a Pediatrician, an Oncologist... (the list is endless) but Steiger is a Sergeant, a Detective, a Traffic Cop, a Self-Defense Instructor, a SWOT Squadie, an Interogator, a Double 0' and Rambo to boot. After four long years as a backbencher Steiger has finally made it to the status of regular character with the recognition he deserves. Criminals of Erinsborough beware. He can hunt wild boar and spot a crim from 100 feet, but not if they're right in front of his face. Steiger is a Leg End." It goes without saying, this chap takes shit from noone.

I found a Facebook group yesterday about Steiger. It has a lovely picture of a T-shirt saying "Eye of the Steiger". I can't believe I didn't think of it myself. But this T-shirt must be mine.

I'll give it a go. Sex a PM my way.

Graham Norton! I don't eat fruit either. Just can't be bothered.

i'm unsure about my drinking state now. My tongue is killing me after my last seizure, which hadn't recovered since the one before that. I'd like to say I'd give up, but I know I probably won't last long [iE I'll probably have a few pints tonight.]

OI! We'll not have a bad word uttered about McDonaldLand. The box art speaks volumes, truly.

Cap is awesome. They've been whining about this over at the Namco Tales Series forum, going on about "how could this be reported in the news?!" bullshit. Yet when something about Harry Potter comes up, you can't shut them up about it.

He did mention something about not knowing why the image came out in black and white.

That's the gift that keeps on giving. I'm sure she'll love them! Glad to hear it.

Shabba's, the time is coming. 17th, only 8 days away. Any of j00 lot doing anything for the vagina [or for some (myself included) the stomach] you came from? I have shelled out £80 on a pair of Michael Bolton tickets for my mummy. She seemed rather impressed when I told her what she was getting, I was going to let it be a surprise when they arrived at home but circumstances forced me to. j00?

Good on ye chap, it's pimpsmacking like this which will make the world a better place.

That would be awesome. Not having to see that whore ever again. Nice to see Steph returning to her tomboy ways.

Anal beads. Recommended.

Rosie, as soon as she appeared has always wanted a piece of The Don. Paul can't be faulted for not wanting that meddling whore Lynne because of her.

Here's a lovely montage: http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=215129 Sadly the one from my signature isn't there.

It was "Bollocks" but after watching all of That 70's Show, it's turned into "Crap" Also for some reason, "Bell end" has become an integral part of my lexicon.

Bagsy my foot in your ass.

Starsky and Hutch. A no nonsense pimpsmacking film. Seriously, Do it. Do it. 7/10.

That would put me in a coma in 5 seconds flat. I wouldn't recommend following Platty's advice.

No disappointment gringo, I got it right.: peace:

Crash and burn.