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We all know what I mean here Gringo's. If something normally happens at a certain point etc etc it's referred to as Sod's Law. Typically, in a sense. Anyways, I've been toying with the idea of posting this for some time, so here we go. Anything almost always happen to you which you attribute to Sod's Law? I, Myself have this funny knack of every time I look at my watch it's either just turning into a new minute, or has just changed, basically the first or last seconds of a minute. Nine times out of ten I shit thee not. I'm sure there was something else but I'm too tired to try and remember. Go.

I heard they had to airbrush it out of every shot.

Linky? .

What happened yesterday? I missed it.

Go onto Galbadia Hotel and get the Ridge Racer Revolution soundtrack.

Sure. It may not exactly help with poverty. Relationship with parents will improve when they start being good, as knowing what will happen when they're bad will sink in. Good behaviour is rewarded = love for parents. It's all about gifts at the young age. Improve safety by constantly showing videos of kids getting run over etc. Of course running them over may defeat the object, as they wouldn't be safe. Or healthy with broken ribs. Behaviour. Bad behaviour = ass kicking. Therefore, be good. Kinda like crime and punishment, disregard it and it'll rape you more and more every time. Own sense of well being, if they're not being bad enough to be pimpsmacked they must be feeling pretty good about themselves.

I think we all know what principle to adopt here, Reggie's Kicking Ass and Taking Names method. Act out of line = Ass kicked and name taken. Act out of line again = Ass kicked again, but harder. Repeat method until message sinks in.

Because the presence of Ben in your name could imply your name is Ben. Some people think my name is Murray.

So you went down to Wilkinsons and bought a bag of them?

Steigar has turned into a right fruit.

Life's tough. Grow some testicles and get over it.

"You started it"

Is that because the green "skirt" covers the crotch up for you?

Wang played Harry Kim in Voyager and Shanks played Daniel Jackson in SG1.

I see you've danced around this comment Flinkmon. Testify. Shitloads better than the tight trousers you see these emo cocks wearing. Or whatever the cultural stereotype is, although I do hope it is emo's as I had to dress up like one, and gave myself tight jeans by using pegs. Because I wear proper jeans. PROPER JEANS!

Indeed. Have uncool son's of bitches instead.

I'm feeling that too. Take that avatar down, people may think it's a bomb threat. Here's a delightful image of myself, in which you see the rare occasion of me... smiling. Taken from my banging Facebook group of my magic quotes: http://demontfort.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2231470446 Anyone got any suggestions which I've missed out?

What's the problem? It's a nice round number and everything. 1944 - Craig T. Nelson, you may remember him as Mr Incredible from... The Incredibles. 1960 - Hugo Weaving 1963 - Graham Norton, Ah Crap... 1973 - David Blaine 1979 - Heath Ledger

There was Super Mario Brothers Super Show, one about Mario 3 and Super Mario World. Look how they pissed on the Koopa Kids' names, from the Wiki: Cheatsy Koopa (Larry) Bigmouth Koopa (Morton) Kootie Pie Koopa (Wendy) Hop Koopa (Iggy) Bully Koopa (Roy) Hip Koopa (Lemmy) Kooky Von Koopa (Ludwig von Koopa) As for Bucky O'Hare. I have them all on DVD. Shabtastic.

It's not serious business is it?

Nothing. .

Wasn't it Morphin'? Animals of Farthing Wood. Through The Dragons Eye. Badgergirl. Spiff and Hercules. Heathcliff. The Snorks. The Smurfs Vintage.

It was magical: "I love the smell of victory in the morning... Smells like... Napalm."

If anyone doesn't mind giving their Pokémon cards away, I'll gratefully recieve them.

I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon and Duel Masters. I still have all my cards. Christ I was an awesome Pokémon Gym Leader. Still got the T-shirts.