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A dildo and some lube. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

After watching around 20 minutes of Lee Mack Stand Up on j00t00be, I thought I wouldn't find it [Not that I'm complaining as the material is lovely.], however, in part 3 of 3. Two minutes before the end, I found it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oElIM2B6o&mode=related&search=

Because like most perfume adverts it does fuck all in actually advertising the product. Unless being unable to catch floating objects is a result of using it. Lee Mack did a rather nice stand up thing about it once. I'm watching some of him on j00t00be to try and find it. To be continued...

Put them back on, for the love of Christ PUT THEM BACK ON!

Is that the pink clad bitch getting up to catch a balloon?

I didn't watch it as I was out, but I shall hope to watch it next week. That whore from Extras however makes me want to watch it less.

Just seen the updated Tiscali broadband advert, with the three ladies around the water cooler. They've lowered the price [9.99] and dubbed over the £12.99 bit.... tacky as fuck.

That bottle of wine worked a right treat. My phone woke me up with it's new alarm jingle "Uzi Nine Millimeeetaaah" nice and prompt.

Well I've not been bombing them, but been assraping them with my balls and chain.

I just find it amazing how 95% of the shots in "Baseball" are foul balls, and 3% are caught out. A problem I have with Tennis is that it can go on for too long, there's no challenge in it.

So there's nothing in that repeating cave in Lake Hylia?

Is there any point in doing it then.

Quick question: I haven't done the cave of Ordeals, which I hear is in the Gerudo Desert, so what is the weird multi-room cave thingy in Lake Hylia?

We have someone semi-similar. We call him Bear because he hibernates like a bitch. So he misses all his lectures, and when he's not sleeping he's normally watching a season of a sci-fi series he's just got [He's got shitloads] whilst reading a history book [history course] which seems to be all his course entails.

FAP ME BABY! I'M ALL YOURS! Big up the Leo Sayer Massive.

I had a cheese cob last night. With a burger... and two rashers of bacon. And chips.

I know I'll be able to take this entire bottle out before the night it out [starting from now] and then Mummy will be laying down pints of water on me tomorrow to help stop me from having a fit.

I've commandeered a bottle of wine for tonight. Internal clock realignment in operation.

Depends how loud you normally do those things, I have to restrict myself somewhat. As for Zelda, until I found out how to turn the Wiimote down mummy was kept awake by the sword unsheathing and secret jingle which eminated from it. Past couple of nights I've found myself constantly awake. Normally a good secondary wank sorts it out. But even that's not helping much at the moment. I'm finding it better to have a few beers beforehand.

The Tick was awesome. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

BUMP MAGIC! Advert which does not blow: The YMCA inspired Take A Break magazine, saw it for the first time in awhile earlier. It's genius. Especially the way the Biker does the Monkey in an extreme fashion at the end. Advert which does blow: The shitty car adverts Five have sponsoring their movies. It tried to ruin my viewing pleasure of Ransom, but failed.

I have heard laying on fake apples is more comfortable than laying on the real variety.

Cheese adverts. Banned. Because of the kids. Heard about this on the news today. Fucking outraged.

It's all about premature eslapulation.

Mainly just a reference to a new set based on whatever new media you've become interested in.