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Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Back To The Future trilogy [POWER OF LOVE!] the American Pie trilogy, Jurassic Park, Full Monty, Reservoir Dogs, The Rock, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lock Stock, Snatch, Ghostbusters, Die Hard trilogy, The Parent Trap, Maverick, The Man In The Iron Mask, Dodgeball. And many more.

I tried watching that when it was last week, started just as that talentless whore [A damn good reason for not liking it. Thurman's best role was in Batman and Robin] then just got bored after the lengthly anime sequence flashback which reminded me of that shitfest Lost. My current selection. Donnie Darko, Driving Lessons Cars Metropolis Fast and Furious: Toyko Drift Click Freddy Got Fingered Anything with Scarlett Johansson in it.

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/courage-award-for-man-who-threw-out-old-computer-cables I couldn't agree more with this.

Seems alright.

Yes, the trust level is just as shattered. Bullshit.

Would you rather the affair had continued then?

You can't tell half the story and leave it there!

Write a poem on DeviantArt. OR! Do what Karl Kennedy did and write a song about it, River Of Lies. Although that song was rather good in a sense. Joking aside, fuck her. Not literally but block the bitch out of your mind.

I'm torn between this banging selection. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive. Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive. ACDC - Highway To Hell. Bon Jovi - I'd Die For You. Bon Jovi - Dyin' Aint Much Of A Livin' HIM - Join Me In Death. Colin Hay - Overkill.

Did she see this topic and thought she'd put you out your misery? Genius.

We have a cooker-ish like that too, except we do occasionally clean it. But the shit just comes back 10 seconds later... You're not even using the top bit, cleaned so it's nice and beige. Oven cook some chips. The top goes completely brown again. Fuck.

Nothing special. Was alright in Mean Machine though.

A dildo and some lube. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

After watching around 20 minutes of Lee Mack Stand Up on j00t00be, I thought I wouldn't find it [Not that I'm complaining as the material is lovely.], however, in part 3 of 3. Two minutes before the end, I found it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oElIM2B6o&mode=related&search=

Because like most perfume adverts it does fuck all in actually advertising the product. Unless being unable to catch floating objects is a result of using it. Lee Mack did a rather nice stand up thing about it once. I'm watching some of him on j00t00be to try and find it. To be continued...

Put them back on, for the love of Christ PUT THEM BACK ON!

Is that the pink clad bitch getting up to catch a balloon?

I didn't watch it as I was out, but I shall hope to watch it next week. That whore from Extras however makes me want to watch it less.

Just seen the updated Tiscali broadband advert, with the three ladies around the water cooler. They've lowered the price [9.99] and dubbed over the £12.99 bit.... tacky as fuck.

That bottle of wine worked a right treat. My phone woke me up with it's new alarm jingle "Uzi Nine Millimeeetaaah" nice and prompt.

Well I've not been bombing them, but been assraping them with my balls and chain.

I just find it amazing how 95% of the shots in "Baseball" are foul balls, and 3% are caught out. A problem I have with Tennis is that it can go on for too long, there's no challenge in it.

So there's nothing in that repeating cave in Lake Hylia?

Is there any point in doing it then.

Quick question: I haven't done the cave of Ordeals, which I hear is in the Gerudo Desert, so what is the weird multi-room cave thingy in Lake Hylia?