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That's only a small squeeze. I had one of those, you just push it down yes?

That's a great weight off my mind.

Sound clips wanted, provided I hope. http://www.partybox.co.uk/details.asp?product=6503 Lovely listen button below the image. I haven't tried it, as I have the real thing.

I got something similar to the yodelling Goat, A Shrilling Cow. The body you squeeze and it makes a weird... noise. Wouldn't call it shrill, but it's certainly interesting.

There does seem an element of rejection the way the word "Friend" is used. Plus the second part I don't get. Hear what.

I've been painfully neglected in these awards

From the Wiki: On 7 October 2004 Vine broke the Guinness World Record for the most jokes told in an hour with 499, beating the previous record of 362. Each joke told by Vine had to get a laugh from the paying audience to count towards the record. He held the record until May 2005.

I've not seen Tittybangbang yet, but The Sketch Show was awesome. Lee Mack is rather humourous.

He'll be on the scene for all eternity.

Santa Claus: The Movie. Given one star by the TV Times. Bollocks.

Testify. .

Time for a bit of family coming together here at the EEVIL household. First Christmas without the step grandad. Plus last night my step sister left a candle in her room and went downstairs, as you can imagine, thing went up in flames. Window's broken when the firemen needed to hose it right up the arse with their high pressure fluid. She's only got herself to blame. I really don't know the attraction between women and scented candles. All her shizzle got either burned or soaked so I harvest some sympathy for her.

Indeed. If you look carefully you'll see his bitch cunningly planted in the banging animation. http://www.n-europe.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6688&highlight=dicko This was the original topic we once had. It's a shame the Myspace page was taken down. Then we took the concept and did some cybering with it: http://www.n-europe.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7827&highlight=dicko

Oh yes. Listen to Lazytown music some more.

Hopefully finish Twilight Princess before going back to Uni so it doesn't interfere too much with the studies. Get drunk. Have some sex perhaps. Job's a good 'un.

The fact is. We all know who really should be having a distinguished music career instead of him: M C Dicko. [Nick.]

Whilst working at... Work today, the old advert of Sainsburys' "Oh don't do that, we scan and pack now" haunted me. That chunky munchkin needed her saggy tits ripped off for saying those words.

Every man and his dog [And the women too I suppose] have said "It's not Christmas until the Holidays Are Coming ads are on".

Fucking hell... That was hot.

I had some about 3 weeks ago. They were selling it in this Chinese supermarket at 72p a can. I bought 4. And it was worth every fucking penny.

So much for being emotionally closed off. As for your mighty question I'd say I am all those things. But I go further.

Cillit Bang adverts are amazing. Especially the one where it began "Oooh yes it's me again!" Superb.

Giant who cares.

Herbie was awesome. Me and my housemate always have a good time slipping "You're my friend" into conversation. You people need to see Herbie to hear the manner in which it's said. Kinda like how we bring "Ooh what a lovely fire" from that piece of shit Howl's Moving Castle into regular conversation.

I keep trying to forget but pillocks like you keep reminding me... Fucks sake, there's no escaping from you lot.