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The fact is. We all know who really should be having a distinguished music career instead of him: M C Dicko. [Nick.]

Whilst working at... Work today, the old advert of Sainsburys' "Oh don't do that, we scan and pack now" haunted me. That chunky munchkin needed her saggy tits ripped off for saying those words.

Every man and his dog [And the women too I suppose] have said "It's not Christmas until the Holidays Are Coming ads are on".

Fucking hell... That was hot.

I had some about 3 weeks ago. They were selling it in this Chinese supermarket at 72p a can. I bought 4. And it was worth every fucking penny.

So much for being emotionally closed off. As for your mighty question I'd say I am all those things. But I go further.

Cillit Bang adverts are amazing. Especially the one where it began "Oooh yes it's me again!" Superb.

Giant who cares.

Herbie was awesome. Me and my housemate always have a good time slipping "You're my friend" into conversation. You people need to see Herbie to hear the manner in which it's said. Kinda like how we bring "Ooh what a lovely fire" from that piece of shit Howl's Moving Castle into regular conversation.

I keep trying to forget but pillocks like you keep reminding me... Fucks sake, there's no escaping from you lot.

There's one just for the East Midlands I assume which has Santa "dressing himself". You know the kind, it's played backwards so it looks like magic. Basically "One man, thousands of houses, millions of presents. Ever wondered where he does his Christmas shopping? The Victoria Centre!" Cocks.

I like how they try flogging Tekken by talking bullshit about how great it would be to have a head like King. It would be awesome but I wouldn't want it as a sales pitch.

The Uzi 9mm. Harry finds himself unable to cope with the pressure of being "The one" so locks himself in with a few classmates & teachers, nine millimetres their arses then turns on himself. An awesome ending. Ron Weasley and the blonde pube. A stray pube is found in the Weasley household and a mass investigation takes place as to who's been having 'company' round the house.

Thar be Sainsburys mon frere. Another. M&S [i believe] clothes adverts, with that group of lasses pratting about in a few places. Winter one featuring Shirley Bassett. I don't mind the advert except for one thing. The tall lass with short black hair is always putting her hands on her hips and producing one of the most shittiest shit eating grins I've ever seen.

Ah yes. Toy Story was quite the accurate representation.

Just about every advert with Santa on nowadays. He's always telling the kids to shut up. Cunningly disguised by a finger on the lips with a "Shh". Current example being the Morrisons one. If he doesn't want the attention, stop giving presents to the kids.

A ghostly detective!? GENIUS!

They all seem to be generic shite nowadays. Whatever Disney does, Dreamworks copies and vice versa. I said this on another forum but it just seems they're churning out bullshit as quick as possible just for the sake that they can. As if they're trying to make up for the lack of technology around 30 years ago. I watched The Little Mermaid a few nights ago. As good as I remember it. Hard to believe they're now squeezing out crap like Cars nowadays...

I was deliberating on making this again or not. But seeing Davina McCall opening the shithole that is her mouth and disgracing her mum after she just pimpsmacked her prompted me into action. I've remixed it with the solitary topic "Adverts which don't blow" so people [As well as myself] can bring a bit of happy magic to the topic. Right. I've mentioned McCall on Nutrisse, so I'll move on a bit. This Argos advert, If I was the Moon I certainly wouldn't appreciate some prat in a scarf bouncing on stars then placing his foot in my mouth to grab another star [Apparently a "Christmas wish"]. I'd eat the bloke and leave the kid without a father as a lesson not to want things above his station. That bit aside, if I was a kid who got a Scalextric for Christmas [Which I was once in my youth, but a big fuck off one like that.] I wouldn't want it set up for me, that's half the adventure! Anyone else?

That does sound like a mighty shitty title... My msn name has been saying that for about an hour already. And a good time has been had by all.

Just done Snowpeak and entering Sacred Grove again.. I lost the Skull Kid so turned it off. Shall try again later.

I'm finding myself agreeing with almost everything Sol Tan is saying... My word. I'm amazing.

Boring things to feel like they take forever. One had a mood set to the game, the other was colourful and boring. I agree with this, Z-targeting seems muchos erratic in Twilight Princess. I did mention this in the other thread. I've had jigsaw puzzles better than Wind Waker. True, do they expect us to pronounce "Twilit" the same? It just gets a -Twil - It - from me.

Has anyone got a link for what this Sol Tan bloke did? Everyone's mentioning him but I don't remember the chap at all.

I'm on the Snowpeak Mansion thing too. Quick question, is there a way to turn down the volume on the Wiimote? Because late night playing isn't as stealthy as normal since when I'm trying to save and the like the lovely tinny volume is fucking annoying.