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I'm a trifle busy at the moment. There's a shitload of text, can anyone break it down for me?

I hate Magners, I really don't understand why it suddenly became so popular. When working at Sainsburys there wasn't much fuss about ciders, soon as Magners were on the scene every man and his dog wanted a piece. We never really had any so your humble fabulous recieved fountains of bullshit from the customer. Only to recieve a fountain twice as big from myself telling them we would be getting them on a day when I don't work I'm a Blackthorn man personally. But being a student I've had to lower my standards a little. Sainsburys "Strong" Dry Cider. Strong at a whipping 5.3% O_O. But the price is right.

You need to get drunk beforehand. Grab a bottle of cider or something and enjoy a litre at home, job's a good 'un.

I still have my classic.

I was looking at the Amazon email and it says they are accepting pre-orders "during business hours". I sent them an email asking when they start, got a reply basically saying they start accepting pre-orders at the stroke of midnight. Christ they stay open forever. If this has already been said = Blow me.

That's all I ask for.

I was in love once, and am hurt. However this is my own doing as I broke it off and now know I still love her. Although I know nothing will happen again as she hates me to hell and back. But there's a fair amount of girls I like at uni, so here's hoping!

I got that email too... Looks like I'll be cancelling my Game order and getting it from Amazon. Staying up nice and late to get there first.

Sadly not, who knows when I'll get round to finishing it. I almost ruined it by spilling some tea on it O_O. However only one part is noticeable and soon it won't be when I paint that area anyway.

In my room at my sexy while I'm at Uni I have a Zelda one from NGC, a Back To The Future movie poster, and of course, The Project is up there too.

I've just checked teh Wiki to see if she's played any other Neighbours character. Didn't find anything, and she indeed is the biological Timmon's kid. She's played by Tessa James.

Paul is awesome, it isn't nice what he did to Izzy but I hope Lynne loses everything and commits suicide, for being a royal bitch.

It will be sad to see Dylan crushed like this. But it would be a means to an end to see Sky shat on. I hope Harold throws her out too. She's probably been dyking it up with Lana on the sly as well.

Anyone seen it? I've just given it a whirl and although it looks alright, I prefer the older one. Hmm?

I have to say Sky is beginning to piss me off now. Apart from her evil shit eating smile we've been 'treated' to in the intro.. We're expected to want her and Dylan to get back together. The way she won't stop rubbing her tummy is most annoying also. You're pregnant, we get it. You're also a lying cheating whore, stop wasting time massaging your bump and start being honest. I hope Dylan finds out about Sky and Stingray soonish, so there can be some serious beatdown. And Sky losing the baby, I hope that happens too.

Ordered the Wii with Twilight Princess from Game now. Shabba.

I got that email too, I think I'll go preorder at Game now.

Bargain. Have Amazon started taking preorders? I just had a look and it doesn't appear they are.

I got an email from Play today saying I wouldn't get a Wii on launch. Wankers. Any recommendations on where to go now?

Right. Because I'm obviously a barrel of laughs. I thought I'd say hi.. There was an additional thing I wanted to add as punishment but I forget. Let's just say. Uzi 9mm.

SHABBA! Big it up to the Legal Massive!

The Ringer. Shit.