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They pimpsmack yo' ass.

It took me about an hour last night to do the feet. Christ they're so unnessecarily fiddly. EDIT: Right Leg done! Took me nigh on 2-3 hours... There's no fucking need for all these bits! :'( All these?! http://www.simpsonscollectors.com/wospdb/ Farking hell mate, good luck.

Killed by Carlton due to obsessive jealousy.

4) Johhan 'Joh' Fredersen

7 Edward Scissorhands Gilbert Grape [What's Eating Gilbert Grape] Donnie Brasco Sweeney Todd Don Juan Ed Wood I have no debateable ones! Vote me!

I've just done one gun [fiddly fuckers] and working on another. Here is my room, j00 can see the loading bay thingy to the left of the picture, along of course with the sex machine that is Shabba X and Rolf Harris next to my bed.

From Cash Converters. I've just done the loading bay thingy. I'm pr0.

Hmmm... this is going to more of a challenge than I thought..

I doubt they're figures. Too fucking right I'm going to build it. Then using my mad Warhammer painting skillz I'm going to sex it up with some pro colour. It seems to be in perfect order, all the sprues still in plastic bags, sexy Japanese instructions. Spot on. Now for the dynamite moment where I reveal the price. Minus a penny. Shabba.

I know it isn't an action figure as such, but I just got this bad boy today. How much d'ya think?

Driving Lessons. It was shit. I thought it couldn't be as worse as Cars... but christ I was wrong. 3/10.

I can't imagine a blind person playing computer games [bar button bashing]. Especially playing something like Twilight Princess on the Wii. Standing still [in game], how does his sound power help when trying to aim with the bow?

I've never watched 24. And although I love the Sutherland in Three Musketeers, the call of Objection is too much.

Hydro Pump!

Hopefully won't be a snore fest like the Lord Of. However the book was actually decent so could be something to watch.

After watching it twice you wish everyone would take their dicks out its arse. It's alright. Nothing special.

How do we found out our join date, because the one in my profile here seems a pack of bullshit. In fact, according to that it is a year ago today! APPRECIATE ME LIKE NO OTHER FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS!

Ok. I'm bumping this back as more adverts have pushed me evermore to the brink of suicide. On the BT sponsoring programmes, there's a scenario where a child asks her mum [who's preparing some lamb] what someone else is having. Mum replies "lamb", little shit replies in what has to be using the biggest bag of wank acting I've ever seen "They make vegetarian lamb, that's amazing". Some credit may go to her for informing her mum that someone is a veggie but it doesn't excuse her shit eating grin which warrants some teeth being knocked out. Pringles. This one really pisses me off. With the song everlasting love and some shagadelic graphics pissing around which appears Asian inspired, not the problem... It's the woman who places a Pringle in her mouth and has an orgasm, eyes widen and she attempts to smile. She doesn't even attempt to eat the Pringle, just lets it go flaccid on her tongue. And in some instances puts her hands on her hips as if she's claiming to be superior or something. The other BT advert where that 15 year old is showing Nick from My Family around a house, the selling point being the BT phone, the kid knows more about the pissing phone than he does the house! Would Nick not bother buying the house if it was perfect but with one major flaw... Ntl phone. O_O 3. The advert which brags about having MSN messenger etc. What an ugly prick they have on show. Also the fact that everyone of those arseholes who is passing notes, they basically shouldn't be there and can go home and stop wasting our money [i'm assuming it's university and they've all got student loans.]

Someone just watched The Shield?

Good man! Been having some Beer, Monkey?

I think O'Briain just checks the floor for how much piss he's spilt because even if the audience laugh more for one side he sometimes awards points for the other... I just watched that Best Of The Worst tonight, points should be awarded like that. I have it on 'DVD'. I remember watching it on E4. The proper DVD is always being pushed back. Who knows when it'll be released.

I vote House, as I can't remember who that Vasquez is, despite having watched Aliens. He'll sort her out with his pimp cane.

Well for example the round, Scenes we'd like to see. Everyone has a go, whichever side makes the audience laugh the most wins, fair enough. Then you have a round where it's just Hugh and Frankie who are both on the same team doing some 'comedy' with the round what they really mean or something [although it was wank last night]. There's no competition in that, it just annoys me. Plus. I love the Dean Learner avatar.

Nah. Mr. FishPansyMan isn't in because he'd obviously shit on everyone, as demonstrated by the illustrations above.

As funny as Mock The Week is, the format of it sometimes really is bullshit.