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Lynne got pimpsmacked by Susan today for her bitchy meddling. Plus, Harold's getting a bit mean again it seems O_o

Get out this topic.

And O2. I can't believe you all forgot.

Leicester.

No one going to De Montfort then? I'm on me one?!

I just mentioned The Bean on another forum and called him a Sexy Beast. Sean Bean Sexy Beast. S B. It's fucking destiny.

He was shite in Equilibirum, but that wasn't his fault. He was given a shitty small part and was raped out of the film before anything happened. Which to be fair would've been a long wait as the film blew goats. If he hadn't died the film would've been awesome.

The bottle that pimpsmacked that prat from Panic! At The Disco is recycled to kill Raptor Jesus.

I'm going back to DeMontfort for the second year of my Media course. Which now has added journalism and video production. Uzi 9mm.

The Banker says No Deal. Fatality.

UK Easy was just.. too easy.. I joined on round 3, got around 40-50 points and came about 5th. However, Kudos to you all for guessing my Shabtastic Dentist picture before I even drew the beggar.

You lie. That wasn't the VHS to Back To The Future 3. It was that snore fest Lord Of The Pissing Rings!

I've had a carbomb before... it sounds like yours but I think had another shot of something in it and was topped up with Guinness. Needless to say you had to down it tootsweet before the Baileys started solidifying. I only did it as part of an initiation to the Cricket team's pissups. I'm not even on the cricket team, but my flatmate was. Needless to say I pissed all over it and took it out in one in about 15 seconds, tasted like yoghurt. There was someone who actually was starting on the cricket team who couldn't do it even in three goes... pussy.

Coldplay? James Clunt? WHAT DE SHEET IS GOING ON!?

We've brought to life a few choice phrases now. Moogle likes to shout "Shizzle" now, claiming it's better than both Shabba and Uzi 9mm. Which is clearly 'aint. Also Dan_Dare has invented the wonderful game Jew Executioner V, as well as the sequel Jew Executioner VI: The Revenge/Vengeance? They should be made into reality.

With video phones I'd say the job just got easier.

Is my sarcasm getting more and more cryptic nowadays?

He takes death well.

http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/W/WAP.html

They slam out their mobiles for some internet surfing?

All he needed would've been a picture of me and his wang would be stiff in a second. It works for MoogleShizzleViper and Haden!

Don't beat yourself up about it much, you're not alone. I'll be playing tonight if anyone's up for it.

Hardwood flooring.

Whereas Ninja's buttfuck honour and all that bullshit. However since there's some shizzle on soul Calibur going on. How has everyone neglected to mention Assassin?

It is now. But that means you can do your god given duty of blowing me.