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So it was Robert/Cameron who planted the bomb... oh it's all coming out now.

I'm not sure I'm buying all this. They're basically saying that because gravity doesn't work exactly how it does on Earth = Dark Matter. Big assumption there. Is that their reasoning for the way man walked on the moon?

It looked like Karl was giving Cassie a footwank.

For those who may understand the reference: MCC FRRRYYYY!!

Pulsar isn't it?

If SAS didn't teach me anything I think I'd have relied on Pinbot from the NES MVEMJSUNP

I'd like to thank the SAS file-o-fax. [survive At School ]

My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets. Shabba.

I shall be working 6-11. Wahay, then getting up at 7 to get a taxi at 8 to go to Bingham to help the Sainsburys over there as they are 'overtrading', as if it's a bad thing.

You've got that the wrong way round skipper. It is you who are agreeing with me. Never forget that.

She reminds me too much of that bint Chantelle. Sorry.

Here's a tard trying to emulate the greatness:

The Numa Numa bollocks was never funny. Plus it had a shitload of clones thinking they could be just as funny by mouthing to the song. Either way the result was unfunnny waste of bandwith. The N64 Kid is unique in such a fashion. You can't copy that and not look a total prick as you need the raw excitement of seeing this console for the first time. Maybe we'll get a future generation with the Wii. Plus, I don't know if anyone else picked this up, but I'm sure the girl says "Thank you Santa", surely that must've crushed the parents to see their boy having his first orgasm resulting in ejaculation over a present they bought but the kid may never know... Additionally, not as good, but nice:

Then it just stood up and the Mastadon head had to fly off somewhere. Although you could use it as a poxy shield for the figure, I don't recall it being used as such in the programme?

That baked bean pizza tasted exactly as it sounds, baked beans and pizza. Too bad that together they taste like crap.

The slow-mo is my fave bit too. I just showed it to my brother, he loved it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI At first it starts out like normal, then the banging 'beets' come into play. Truly a feast for the eyes and the ears.

O_O Oh no j00 didn't. You are in error.

TWO POINT ONE GI GI GI GI GIGAWATTS!?

How about we spice things up here with some Ravioli?

I concur too, Branston does have an edge over Heinz, it just seems too liquidy now.

Daddies brown sauce shits all over HP.

I'm sure I've seen the Triceratops and Sabre Toothed Tiger use the laser guns on their backs.

Myth: God is all forgiving. Reality: He's a spiteful piece of crap.