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Quick question, for the bees nest, did you use the slingshot or the sexeh hawk? I used the latter.

What's all this update shizzle? Is it crucial?

Fucking finally managed it. After around an hour... I only needed to catch one. But I did catch another on the other side of the village so maybe it's just two total.

This fishing thing is bullshit. It was thankfully a gimmick in Ocarina which was good because I was never a big fan of it. But this is fucking stupid.

I just got for some bog standard Fosters/Carling/Carlsberg when in the pub. Can't be faffing about with bottles of stuff. Budweiser tastes like piss however. Not that keen on Corona either.

Lynne once again shows just why she should have her house and everything taken from her. You piss around in people's stuff and you get shat on. She doesn't seem to learn this fundamental fact when she's rummaging around in Pauls briefcase and finds the letter for Elle. ELLE! Not Lynne, so don't fucking o- shit she just did..

I have the same of what you have Dan Dare. Except replace Girls Aloud with Steps, as they're plainly better. Not sure if this counts but my facial hair takes so long to grow I'd be lucky to shave once every two-three weeks.

Bullshit. It's awesome regardless. I don't think anyone's mentioned Jack Frost, with the Keatonator in it. Awesome.

I'm a miserable fucker with one of the driest senses of humour you'll ever find.

Sodomy. Love it or hate it.

I have that too. Tis Ok.. nothing special.

It can't be wrestling mags surely... they're not that taboo in the Kennedy household. The obvious answer is porno but you can't help feeling it must be something else. Susan mentioned how all the lads used to go up there, but I don't recall Billy or Toadie going up there at all.... anyone?

Fierce Link is still using anal beads on me, much to my enjoyment.

Genius. .

Maybe not total opposites, but maybe there are some qualities the other find endearing in another which are not their own.

"Are you sure putting this up your arse will help me change the oil?"

Apparently we got Conor and Stingray coming to our Student Union... Shit I think it might be tonight! Autograph and piccies ahoy!

I've found this on youtube about Rolf using his vocal talents in protest against seal clubbing. Not exactly his finest work, but has a banging beat [so to speak] But the main attraction of this topic is this lovely remix of Rolf quotes with some quality flawless animation. The breathing at the end is most inspiring. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWp5fNrcTt8&mode=related&search=

Sexeh flexeh skillz.

SAUCY! O_O

I didn't catch it on Friday but on Monday they had Izzy being told she only had a couple of weeks left...

Like a day at the Millenium Dome when it was open.

Then you're a fool! O_O What else did they do, besides playing their songs?

True. Plus t'was a nice twist about Neds new client being Jenae's Granny.

The way he "ran" him over was gorgeous. A pure side slam pimpsmacking if ever I saw one.