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Fucking right doggies. Does anyone else have a Reflex that they frequent?
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Harry Potter Ending Leaked (Alledgedly)
EEVILMURRAY replied to Zygo Ape's topic in General Chit Chat
This is the real ending. From my source Dave from China. -
Jesus Christ...
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What's everyone feelin' about this new Doctor? Father Tom is back! Awesome character. Lolly has a nice rack on show now too.
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Sainsbury's: Decided not to re-hire any of returning students who have valuable insight into the company, don't need any training etc. Or anyone for that matter. Reslimming = understaffed bullshit. Mummy works there and she's being made to do all this training for all this other stuff. So basically it seems that they're training everyone on everything just so they can delegate to other staff [spread thinly as it already is] so the manager can get a bigger tasty bonus at the end. Daddy's Pub: Sent him a text asking for a job, failing that at least some training so I can use the experience elsewhere. The reply: I'll see what I can do. Translation: No. However Sunday night after closing he got me to pull a few pints, albeit I already know how to pour a cracking pint of Fosters and much more. This Gentleman's shop opening in Beeston: Once was a "Gilesports" shop which closed down whilst I was at uni. They had a phone number on the window for those applying, phoned I did. Gave me an email to send a CV to. To do this I actually had to make a CV, considering I've been working at Sainsbury's for around 6 years [Or was.] Didn't hear anything from them and the shop has recently opened. Cadland Pub: Got an application form, filled, returned. Got a phone call from them a few days ago asking if I could come in for a chat [Which I'm optimistically calling an interview] on Monday [sooner would be better, but I'm not complaining] This appears to be my best bet. In the meantime I have been painting walls/ceiling in my house for cash.
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Rob Lowe is in episode 3? Because he wasn't in the first two. Or are j00 talking about Lost? That is genius. And it's all true!
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Did anyone else appreciate the cameo of the Shermanator?
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My word. I've found someone who thinks alike. I have tears in my eyes! Holy shit there's another! Going off topic slightly, but this is basically what an episode of Lost entails: Who gives a shit? They're on a fucking island!
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The fact that burgers and shit come with salad/relish as standard. I have to specify in McDonalds and the like that I don't want relish in my burger, although this has a bonus that I get a fresh hot burger. If I wanted to eat fucking leaves, I'd go in my garden and get some off my tree, cheaper and fresher. I have enough trouble pissing in a busy urinal as it is without some black dude smelling of 50 kinds of Calvin Klein standing over my shoulder saying "Freshen up". I'm not in prison yet.
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I found it quite entertaining. Shits on Lost, but then again, those "true story" movies that are on at 3:30 on Five shits on Lost.
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"Someone intimidation needed?" Colour me crazy, but I believe it looks better as it is.
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Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. A few beverages before drivetime is the way forwards.
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I know, but I'm still surprised they haven't tried raping something so popular.
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I'm surprised Citadel hasn't made a game from them.
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Piece of piss. I could get at least 2 and a half done in two hours.
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The black people [i am yet to see a white bloke in such a role] who are in just about every toilet in the clubs/similar establishments of the world, with their masses of aftershave and lollypops. Especially those who shout "Freshen up! Freshen for the poonani!" That's a direct quote.
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People who think it's witty to go "oneone" to take the piss because someone held the 1 key that little bit longer than the shift key, resulting in "!!!!!!!!!!!!11". However some people take it to the extreme, doing: "!!!!!!!!!!one!!!one!eleventyone!!!1" Makes me want to plow their arse with my foot.
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To be fair, some of them aint the greatest. That queer sounding bloke who wants to do the "student" newspaper... Shite.
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Is anyone else feeling this? I've never really been a fan of The Apprentice [Just how many fucking apprentices does Sugar need?] but this seems to have something extra I find appealing. Although the concept that they're pushing the fact that Peter Jones is using his own money a little too far is beginning to annoy. He's given each of them 10k. That's piss compared to the millions he's made. If he can't handle losing it, he shouldn't be on this at all.
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What the hell am I meant to do this summer?
EEVILMURRAY replied to Babooo's topic in General Chit Chat
I've also been having trouble finding a job. I've had to resort painting my house. However I did get a call from a place I applied to who want me to come in "for a chat". Sounds promising. -
More of a superhero than Batman.
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,30000-1270077,.html The man's been ressurrected to fight against the prostate cancer massive.
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Your mother was a hamster...
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Being from the Eastside, I don't have an accent according to ReZourceman. However to hear for yourself go see that Balls thing he made O_o
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I can't help being this pr0. I'm sorry.