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It's all explained by Lee Mack here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oElIM2B6o This is part 3 of 3. I recommend watching them all [in order of course] The bit about Big Brother makes perfect sense, but the point of the link in this topic is that, skip to the 8 minute mark, a perfect breaking down of French perfume adverts.

Family Guy supports this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi6yELa08yw

Another thing has me a little confused is the Hastings Insurance advert, before with it's lovely jingle so you'd remember the number. It was just a normal jingle. However with the addition of the website the bloke suddenly went Egyptian... Was Ancient Egypt a deciding factor in the battle of Hastings? I'm pissed off for another reason, the got the end of the Cell Saga way before we did. Not fucking happy.

On the subject of Rick Astley, with this sudden new [to me anyway] craze of Rick Rolling, it could give him the push he needs!

I'll never stop this crusade until the adverts that blow are removed from my screens. My first advert that blows is the Glade pushy shit thing that people put in their toilets. This time featuring a dodgy dubbed Chinese kid. After having what appears to be a smelly shit, I assumed this after the kid wafts his nose in an attempt to save his nose from his own dump. He discovers that the Touch N' Fresh lacks a fragrance refill. Some unconsiderate bastard left it empty. How dare they. They even removed the refill just to rub it in and make it more obvious that whoever shat next will be tortured by their own aroma. Mummy comes to check on the kid [Whom I'm sure isn't his biological mother] and he shouts "It's gone!" to which she replies "What's gone?" The kid has magically found a felt tip pen and some paper [A must-have for any bathroom] to draw the touch & fresh, an impressive diagram I think you'll agree. We know he hasn't wiped his arse at this point so he's waddled around the bathroom, or he's given his pants an unprecedented quantity of skid marks. Mummy comes in with the refill, meaning junior has waddled to the door, unlocked it, and waddled back, the next shot showing him, clearly sitting on the toilet [i am assuming his trousers are still down at this point, or he really wouldn't be sitting]. Mummy finally gives the shitsmell a royal beating, but since it's been SO long it's probably disappeared, embedded itself in the towels to give the next shower occupant a nice surprise. Your turn.

I don't use the "It's gonna kill you" speech, but I lay it out flat. I don't mind if they smoke, just keep it away from me.

A big majority... So is that the majority of a majority? I can see you're not labelling every homosexual male as a Spice Girls fan, but you've deducted that if there is a male Spice Girls fan, such as Chairdriver, and myself, that there's a "big majority" chance that we are gay. Simply stunning logic there.

Just noticed it on Yahoo News. Whoever was surprised is a dick.

Is starting tomorrow [Friday] night on Five. If any other Gringo's here appreciate decent TV they should ch00n in and enjoy the experience. Just a sexy heads up. Uzi 9mm.

47 was a lanky bastard. That's why I never considered Vin Diesel to play him, he's too stocky. And I don't mean to sound racist if I say this, but he isn't the right colour. Just because he's bald means jack shit.

First thing in a long time that I have something to agree with j00.

Not that bad, bit of makeup'll sort that out.

How many solo albums did each of them release? What I'm not liking about this is that Posh is getting all the "glory" so to speak. She was the lesser known/liked out of the Spice Girls, then as soon as we know Beckham'w plowing her we all want to know what she's wearing. Additionally, I doubt she'll be able to stop pouting.

I'm not sure I've heard that one, is that slow and boring too?

When dare I ask?

Yeah, because the borefest that was Drugs Don't Work really inspired my life and shit.

It looked like it was half CGI and half live action. The first time I saw 47's face I thought it was gonna be CGI. However Tim Ollyphant [ha] is an alright actor based on his performances in Gone In Sixty Seconds and The Girl Next Door. Let's see how he acts bald.

Can someone break down Episode 3 for me? I was out for a family dinner.

'Triffic. As if they didn't bring enough shit to the music industry.

Genius, although not that clear at times.

I don't do that.. Well I don't think I have done for about 10 years, but I do ask that they don't blow it in my direction, as I kinda have asthma. Doesn't seem that severe, but I don't wanna smell that shit regardless. Since smoking has been mentioned... Smokers who use cig's as a pussy's way of calming down etc. Grow some fucking balls and cope like a man.

I have another interview at another pub Friday morning. Tis alot nearer than the other, but will put me at the mercy of a fair few shitheads whom I know. IE My brother and his friends.

I tell myself that everyday. Wouldn't mind being a Hitman actually. Yeah, these aren't fucked up at all Although the driving whilst dogging does sound appealing.

Plow a crowd with an Uzi 9mm. Seriously.

I love how the news use the term "River Shabba has burst its banks" as if it's some sort of surprise.