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Oooh, Gillian Anderson... Fucking love redheads. Tom Jones in a sky blue suit. Wasn't Dennis Hopper wearing one just like it?

Just tuned in, I think Joss Stone is on, lovely purple hair. However someone seems to have glued her eyes shut. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU BINT!

Ah, the "Pedo looking through the school gates look" Nice.

Double post I know, but I just saw this advert again and it's pissed me off... That Bitesize Shredded Wheat advert where there's a shitload of women wanking on about there's only one ingredient and giving more bullshit about how they go "whoa" after seeing more than one ingredient in something else. I'll put good money on every one of them putting sugar or something else on it.

It's shit. Don't go into any public toilets at any of those service stations should you stop at one... fucking dirty French wankers.

You make it sound as if the pain is over. We've still got Wimbledon shitting on the BBC for another week.

They called a mobile phone a cell phone. Not the yank though.

I didn't think this one was as good as the others. I can't remember the exact bits in question, but they were drawn out and I found myself checking my watch on a few occasions.

Good thing Rick Astley was the 80's then. [Not that I don't love Mc Hammer or the Rangers]

I thought the concept of Rick Rolling was that the person didn't know it would be Astley when a link is proposed. EG "Check this video, it's a movie trailer for Shabba 9: *link*" "Really?!" *clicks* #Never gonna give you up...# "Pimpsmacked."

Genius. That was actually on BBC Four?! Stunning.

Went for my second pub interview, as knew as soon as I mentioned me being a student it would go downhill. He's after pr0 full time and naturally I go to Leicester for the start of term. Wank.

Taken from the Facebook group - I HATE JOSH, AND HIS BLOODY SCOOTER

It's all explained by Lee Mack here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oElIM2B6o This is part 3 of 3. I recommend watching them all [in order of course] The bit about Big Brother makes perfect sense, but the point of the link in this topic is that, skip to the 8 minute mark, a perfect breaking down of French perfume adverts.

Family Guy supports this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi6yELa08yw

Another thing has me a little confused is the Hastings Insurance advert, before with it's lovely jingle so you'd remember the number. It was just a normal jingle. However with the addition of the website the bloke suddenly went Egyptian... Was Ancient Egypt a deciding factor in the battle of Hastings? I'm pissed off for another reason, the got the end of the Cell Saga way before we did. Not fucking happy.

On the subject of Rick Astley, with this sudden new [to me anyway] craze of Rick Rolling, it could give him the push he needs!

I'll never stop this crusade until the adverts that blow are removed from my screens. My first advert that blows is the Glade pushy shit thing that people put in their toilets. This time featuring a dodgy dubbed Chinese kid. After having what appears to be a smelly shit, I assumed this after the kid wafts his nose in an attempt to save his nose from his own dump. He discovers that the Touch N' Fresh lacks a fragrance refill. Some unconsiderate bastard left it empty. How dare they. They even removed the refill just to rub it in and make it more obvious that whoever shat next will be tortured by their own aroma. Mummy comes to check on the kid [Whom I'm sure isn't his biological mother] and he shouts "It's gone!" to which she replies "What's gone?" The kid has magically found a felt tip pen and some paper [A must-have for any bathroom] to draw the touch & fresh, an impressive diagram I think you'll agree. We know he hasn't wiped his arse at this point so he's waddled around the bathroom, or he's given his pants an unprecedented quantity of skid marks. Mummy comes in with the refill, meaning junior has waddled to the door, unlocked it, and waddled back, the next shot showing him, clearly sitting on the toilet [i am assuming his trousers are still down at this point, or he really wouldn't be sitting]. Mummy finally gives the shitsmell a royal beating, but since it's been SO long it's probably disappeared, embedded itself in the towels to give the next shower occupant a nice surprise. Your turn.

I don't use the "It's gonna kill you" speech, but I lay it out flat. I don't mind if they smoke, just keep it away from me.

A big majority... So is that the majority of a majority? I can see you're not labelling every homosexual male as a Spice Girls fan, but you've deducted that if there is a male Spice Girls fan, such as Chairdriver, and myself, that there's a "big majority" chance that we are gay. Simply stunning logic there.

Just noticed it on Yahoo News. Whoever was surprised is a dick.

Is starting tomorrow [Friday] night on Five. If any other Gringo's here appreciate decent TV they should ch00n in and enjoy the experience. Just a sexy heads up. Uzi 9mm.

47 was a lanky bastard. That's why I never considered Vin Diesel to play him, he's too stocky. And I don't mean to sound racist if I say this, but he isn't the right colour. Just because he's bald means jack shit.

First thing in a long time that I have something to agree with j00.