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I've tried finding the "site" in question, which was a feature on Yahoo about "tips" for men and shit like that. And it said, which I must agree with, that doing such a thing is better than not doing it at all. The "example" given apparently by a real person! O_o was in a supermarket, so not far from my situation. I'm going to rape my history, see if I can find it... EDIT: AHA! Lesson 5: The outcome doesn’t matter Maybe you’re not her type. Maybe she’s just out of a relationship. Maybe she’s having troubles at work. Maybe she’s not perceptive enough to recognise your worth. You never know why someone may not be interested in you. Truthfully, it doesn’t matter. It’s more diminishing to your self-esteem to let fear run your life than it is to get rejected. Here’s one story that showcases this in a big way. So I was on the checkout line at the grocery store, and I was waiting for a woman with 400 coupons. In the meantime, I was talking to the tall, raven-haired cutie behind me. We were making jokes, laughing, passing the time. All in all, a very pleasant five minutes of my life. The coupon lady finished up. I paid for my stuff, said goodbye to my new friend, and rolled my cart out the door. The second I hit the fresh air, I was kicking myself: Idiot! Why didn’t you ask for a phone number? Because I got all embarrassed due to the other people in line and the woman swiping my bar codes. Because of all the other reasons that nice guys wimp out. I decided that this would not do. I was going to wait until she came out of the supermarket and ask her out. And that’s what I did. “Hey, it was a lot of fun meeting you in there,†I said to her as she emerged with her bags. “I was wondering if you’d like to grab a drink sometime.†A big smile came across her face. “You are so cute and I couldn’t be more flattered, but I have a serious, live-in boyfriend. But I really want to thank you for asking. You totally made my day.†After she said goodbye, I went home, walking on air, so happy that I did it, instead of wishing I did it, like so many times before. It didn’t matter if she had a boyfriend or if she was lying or being polite or whatever – all that mattered was that I took a big swing at the plate and even didn’t hurt myself in the process. Feel good my friend. Feel good.

Indeed. However there's a chance she may return which may result in some no-nonsense ploughing.

Link us to the other ones then. This isn't self pity, this is pure uncut determination.

Let me hear you say Aaah. Anyone else feeling a nagging regret which is penetrating you like an unconsenting rhino? I have a massive arse raping regret which I experienced two days ago. At work I served this smoking hot lass. I'm talking I was on the verge of busting my flies with a mighty erection kind of hot. I just opened my till and she was about to be served on the opposite till but sees me and comes over. During serving her [sadly not in the way I would've liked] there was some lovely banter and shizzle. I'm now kicking myself that I didn't even ask for her number or anything, I don't care what trouble I would've got into. I hope she'll return so I can have the stones to do it next time.

Mock The Week is BBC2 sweetness, not C4/E4/Uzi9mm4.

Ok, here's the breakdown. First round, forgot the name, wrote EV, but it's the initial round. Hugh and Frankie won that round. Second round, was Hugh and Frankie in the "news pit" IE, that round end of their table. Third round, I wrote SP... Christ why can't I remember, was only a few hours ago. Hugh and Frankie won that too. Fourth round, "If this is the answer, what is the question" There was only one "question" which the other team got, however Hugh and Frankie won this one, due to the banter I imagine. Final round, Scenes we'd like to see. The first topic was Things you wouldn't hear on a tannoy. Here's a breakdown of who performed. H = Hugh F = Frankie X = Member of the other team Y = Member of Hugh and Frankie's team H, F, H, X, X, Y, H, X, F, X. Second topic, last lines you won't see in the final Harry Potter book. H, X, F, H, Y, F, H, F, H, X. There were occasions when all three members of the other team rushed to the mic, only to step back by a casually walking Hugh/Frankie.

John Doggett? I always remember the character because he was that chap from Terminator 2. Even though I've watched T2 once. The later seasons I haven't watched as it went into all that internal conspiracy as opposed to pimpsmacking aliens and shit, and more bullshit about the Smoking Guy. When it gets to that point I end up getting bored. It happens in a shitload of series'. Not that I can recall any as of now. Apart from The Shield. I remember the days when they had the books at the library at comp. There was a lovely waiting list. Never really watched the first seasons either, wouldn't mind watching them. Gillian Anderson, fucking love redheads. Season 1 on Amazon for £13. Might be a sound investment.

I actually wrote a breakdown-ish of how Frankie/Hugh's team won. I shall bring it to you, after I return from the pub.

I believe it was on the week before that as well. But as it's just starting I felt compelled. It's true. Hugh's dodgy peedo smile becomes slightly grim as the show goes on...

I know this topic is slightly old. Only just. But I felt this might be more annoying/genius to b00st this one. Who's up for betting that Frankie/Hugh's team will win tonight?

So he had the idea of getting it repaired, why the hell didn't he do so. As I'm sure I've mentioned a few occasions my brother being a dick and getting my bike stolen. Finally got him to pay for another one. He asked to borrow my new one last night. I let him on the condition it would be back in the shed by the end of the night, and he owes me £8 for mudguards. They were on the old bike but I only remembered a few days ago. Best to use a bit of leverage.

I've been using it more recently to buy books on videogames to help with my dissertation, because I'm not paying £30 for a book when I can get it for £12, or even less. This instance was where my only problem stemmed from, the lying gits.

I've had only one problem with Marketplace, but I got my money back. I only get my shizzle off people with pr0 good reviews.

Thanks Yizzle. But I've got to wait til August to get my shizzle:red:

I haven't got a grudge against Ashley. I was just comparing his hair to a BT advert. However I'm taking hypocrisy to a new level as I have put my hair in a similar fashion in an attempt to look like Horatio from CSI: Miami. Also, you saying you have a problem with my Dandelion?

Sorry for the massive bump and quadruple posting, but I need to see how many others were feeling this. The ropes Pepper were tied up with. They were so piss easy to get out of.

I see your Freddie Mercury and raise you by Elton John.

You had to soil this thread though with their name!

Don't worry, I read you the first time.

You shit. There's no way The French would ever compare to such a battle, let alone win. Let's hope they don't plant some Tesla Coils here.

Maybe a courgette. Because then I might go in a minge.

Not as such, I just find there's more to discuss to the quantity.

WHY! Why does NTSC get everything first! Give us the PAL version dammit! Seriously though, don't care.

I remember Rowling saying about 2 characters will die. I'm hoping it'll be Harry's Parents, properly this time. Instead of showing up and making things piss easy for him.

That was terrible.