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So the penis is nothing compared to the rubber going up your arse? I have to try this.

Don't tell me you're not feeling it. We all know what advert I'm on about right?

Nothing will beat Scotts. Can I get a Hell Yeah.

I am feeling ashamed, I really don't think I've heard of it. But I think I have at the same time... Was The Fonz known for playing leap frog with fish? Or was that a different programme?

I can't help but think about that BT Advert, and laugh just as much.

They best not. It'll probably be remixed into some shitty Quidditch ride.

They've made it worse by having little shits sing it. With the tired soundbite of a girl laughing.

You make it sound as if it's a battered sausage or something.

You fuckers! You're forgetting the simple solution, which I've been doing with Frosties and Frosted Wheats, and Sugar Puffs. You slam in the milk, use your spoon to make sure milk has engulfed each of the bits. Then drink the milk, the remaining cereal will be slightly moist, but will not be soggy, you can take your time munching and crunching without the fear of it going soggy on you.

Someone told me it was shit. That is all.

So the classic "I don't want to" won't work?

I thought so, it was just the hair which threw me off a little.

This was brought forward from my memory by Mummy after the new shitty Typhoo adverts. And not being a fan of adverts in general [it's not as if I've made many topics about them] I thought I would share this. Does anyone remember the God that was Tommy Singh? It took me a fair bit to find this on j00t00be as the search tags were wank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFwUtsfPzas When this first came on, me and some friends... probably would've been in year 8ish I imagine became obsessed with him, and I even made a board game featuring him for Humanities. Which, do not fear, I know I still have and am going to find it right after posting this. Discuss the Legend.

Apparently there is a slim chance I could pass on the Seizure Man gene if I donated blood.

Whereas making him good would be... what? Half of fans are going to complain either way.

How much you getting for the Sainsbury's Massive?

I'm an Epi, I can't even donate blood! Wankers.

I read an article on Yahoo, which said that about 5-10% of fans will flick to the back pages to see what happens. Not much point in reading the 600 odd pages which procede it then, is there pricks.

Perhaps, but also...

Bit fucking late for that now kiddies. I've now got to pretend I give a shit about people back at Sainsbury's. I've been there technically for five years and had no complaints. I've been back for four days and some whore complained about me.

This episode was good, an obvious lack of the "next week" shizzle because of the ending. Although I did feel that it was dragged out too long, they could've moved the storyline on a bit quicker.

This isn't the same as adverts that blow, although people should still contribute to that. However the inspiration of this topic was seeing something at work, I can't remember the brand name but the packaging said "Stops Diarrhea, melts in your mouth." It took a fair bit of commitment to not laugh in the customers face.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/School-Reunion-80s-Various-Artists/dp/B0000AQVHS/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3/203-6551467-0214345?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1184342751&sr=8-3

Much appreciated. If Konami challenge me I'm going to rape them head on. Then give them a massive facial. Feel free to join in the covering of their faces with victory.

Someone's brought it to my attention that there is a Dandelion in Yu-Gi-Oh. Unknown to myself I must say, however I'm going to maintain that they've copied me. On the left, pr0 Dandelion. On the right, poor Dandelion. I can fully swear on the Bible, or any other Religious Literature that mine came first in 2001-2.