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But they taste awesome though.

I feel that in another sense Hobmon. There is a pub nearby which may need people... But the thought of being subservient to some little shits from the old school... Urgh. Hopefully the pub I'm applying to [which is about a 10-15 ride away] has no one I recognize.

People trying to get you? It's not as if I'm forcing her to jump into your bed, imaginary or not. The fact you made it up in the first place... I feel that. It's a dodgy way of thinking I agree, you could flip reverse it by saying that your girlfriends mum suddenly got with your dad, so they get the dodgy looks. That pleases me more than any orgasm every could. I feel this too. Fight the power! You go slam your sister and be proud of the result. Assuming you have one, if not, find a female cousin. This is based on the assumption that you are, indeed a bloke.

Go forth and Shabba'ise.

My Step sister showed up and my house, most likely to ask Step Daddy for some money. I deliberately started playing Counterstrike for the duration of her visit. She came into my room grinning like a Cheshire Cat, I assume she was proud of pulling. She might've been slightly drunk though. Would anyone like to see a picture of this lad she considers "fit"? He seems a bit gormless to me.

My Step sister when she comes round and asks to check her Facebook on my computer. At first I thought it was a quick in-out thing where she see's if she has any message, quickly browse at any new pictures etc. But no, she see's who's online and sends them messages, then fucks about whilst they may reply. It's not fucking MSN Messenger... Now she just takes advantage whenever she's around. Yesterday I was on my PC: "You on internet?" "... Yes" "Can you let me know when you're done?" I said yes but I didn't. However she soon came upstairs for one reason or another and managed to rape my computer even more. She was still in my house [but not on my PC] when I left to meet some friends, so I put my screensaver with password prompt and changed my password out of spite.

I make a post to lighten up the situation and it gets removed, most likely by Jordan who I've seen having the mouth dirtier than a pub toilet.

Just watched the second. I forgot how do to spoiler tags [on account of never using them] so could someone break it down for me before I mention something.

Well I have my interview on Monday, but who knows how long I'll have to wait afterwards until I get some form of result.

I've been meaning to read the book, but have not gotten round to it. I missed the first one, having set up the VCR to record it, but something seems to have buggered up, resulting in non recordage. I've been "out" tonight so have had Mummy record the second. We'll see how this goes.

That posh cheetah prick advertising Steradent when it's sponsoring shizzle on Five. I do not want this shitty jizz ruining my watching Columbo.

The fuckers have actually made it harder.

It's had an visual remix.

Something similar, the Cadbury Melts they have sponsoring Corrie, I just want to punch that bitch's eye out.

I mentioned Total Recall at the bottom of the first page. A quote I didn't mention. Just as Arnie is about to kill Benny with an unusual looking drill: "SCREEEW YOOOOUU!"

Another line from 300: "This. Is. Caketown!!" Genius:

"This is a family zoo not the Playboy Mansion you Pervert!" - Fierce Creatures Let's get into the Total Recall Massive: "My name is not Quaaaaaiiiddd!!" "See you at the party Richter!" "Get your ass to Mars" "I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order." "Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?" Starship Troopers. Of course the one in my signature too.

Insert mandatory old person fucking joke here.

Mr. FishPansyman is everything Batman wishes he could be.

If people really are knocking out their loads over it, they'll just import it. Save us another media frenzy when someone kills someone and it's to blame. Importers never do these sort of things... yet.

Fucking right doggies. Does anyone else have a Reflex that they frequent?

This is the real ending. From my source Dave from China.

Jesus Christ...

What's everyone feelin' about this new Doctor? Father Tom is back! Awesome character. Lolly has a nice rack on show now too.