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Got an email a coupla days ago from the lovely team at Game saying: Hello, I just wanted you to know I’m planning on using one of your Pokemon in the Newsletter this week. The main reason I’m giving you the heads up is that if you open your newsletter and see the Pokemon there you might assume you’d won and I wanted to stop you being disappointed when you realise you hadn’t! Not that you won’t necessarily, we just wanted an example to show and we liked yours! Kind regards, Jon Gits. However for those who got the newsletter today can marvel at my mighty creation being used as the heading... I amaze myself with my greatness sometimes. The newsletter also links to this: http://www.game.co.uk/lowdown.aspx?lid=7472&cm_mmc=update-_-wk2007-_-general-_-pokentries Anyone's there? Or knows someone who did.

A Car Bomb Contents Half a pint of Guinness Shot of Jamesons Shot of Baileys Topped off with more Guinness You have to drink it quick before the Baileys starts curdling. I'd seen someone down one beforehand so I knew what to expect. I got a cocktail stirrer and kept stirring it until my crowning moment. It was thick and creamy, reminded me of yoghurt.

Just had a go on Medium, I'm ranked at 1092041, best position in the chart.

Normally at the ends of the lines so to speak, I put a Bash Tower as the radius is perfect for them as they potentially make the "creeps" stunned as they work their way around.

Easy mode stopped at level 50. I think the others finish around there also.

Then 3674, just because I could.

I just got 2356 on Easy. Not bad. Here's an example of my pr0 skillz.

Them MD lasses have someone dressed as Harley Quinn! O_o

Most old. However tis slightly addictive. I normally make a zipzag pattern which the little baddies have to follow, making several Gladiators style Gauntlets for them to run.

But at least it wasn't Wind Waker.

The title wasn't a massive giveaway for you then?

Christ, Sky had a cracking rack on show today whilst searching for Stingray's belongings. Bloody 'ell. Harold getting pr0 angry. Maybe he'll kick down this Terence's door with the Uzi 9mm.

But it was shit. 1986 is where all the action is at.

If you're going to call it MonkeyKing II, who's number one? Because you're number 87 obviously. Maybe it's a hybrid of them both.

So it's ok for one sob story but not for another, I understand perfectly. I agree about writing your own song is talented. But saying "I'm Good. I'm Good." two fucking THOUSAND times is not talent. However with the repetitive chorus's we have these days it'll find a nice place within the charts. I agree, I thought she was good when she first sang, but now they seem to focusing on her more than the others and it's pissing me off. Plus I've seeing an uncanny resemblence to Sarah Payne, anyone else?

What's Skeen when it's at home?

That group of little lasses who were dressed like poor Sunday School Harry Potter fans should have been shot. If only for their bleached teeth, for those who actually had a full set. People who lack front teeth should be banned from smiling by law. Additionally. This "Rowntree's Fruit Pastille" shizzle is going too far now. It's like each person eats every kind of fruit pastille so they have to say Rowntree's to narrow it down. HOWEVER! I would like to kick down the door to the Rowntree's executive board room and show them that it's very possible to eat a Rowntree's [Accept no imitations dammit!] Fruit Pastille without chewing. Firstly I'd swallow one whole... Anyone wish to join me?

I'd like free lube on demand, along with my Lamotrigine.

Have a good one Dutch.

Pics. .

Big Respect Gringo, now gimme money.

The nice shit I had earlier, me washing my hands in white spirit [actually did that earlier] > Big Brother.

Don't see the problem with that to be honest.

I'm sorry but I couldn't help making this topic. This programme easily shits on X-Factor etc just because of it's sheer randomness. Anyone catch the lovely Michael Jackson Singing Monkey? That deserves over anything to perform infront of the Queen. Piers Morgan has earnt my respect in this, just by his mannerism. However one thing which is pissing me off about it is Simon Cowell's labelling of breakdancing "Unique". A group of chaps with caps put on at a funny angle [= pricks] flipping about to It's Like That [ch00n] is entertaining granted. But calling it unique is complete bullshit. Not when you compare it to an arse wiggling monkey and, as shown tonight, some lovely cocktail waiters showing their shizzle. ANYONE!?

I don't think the black community will be happy with Karl's potential name change... Remixed intro again! Give us Steiger properly for fucks sake!