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That Shalafai Guy? Most likely... Prick.

WITTY?! The 5-10 minutes of my valuable time I gave to watching this assclown was spent listening to minge jokes. It is true though, his "funny" [because it certainly isn't humourous] voice/looks and basically his stereotypical camp demeanour I just can't find this person funny. It's not an attack on the person in general, I've just heard nothing humourous at all from his shit eating grin.

He's certainly something in it.

It's shit. If the Project involved burning that prick Alan Carr at the stake so I could watch his smug unfunny face melt, then I'd watch it.

That's what I was thinking too. I know they were leaving around the same time, but the rekindled love thing seems a little too far fetched. Even for Neighbours, but who knows. I could be right as well as wrong Boyd must have drank the spunk of Shaft, he's got at least 2 women after him.

I have to say, seeing Kim come in yesterday was quite the shock. Normally I read about characters coming/going in TV Times so this was unexpected. It says that Karl is leaving for England to see Izzy and the Baby [Quickly named Holly, another shock I thought] but you know he'll return shortly.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070608/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton Another link. Just for the sake of it.

It's a little bit warm. The radiator's still on as well.

Consult this topic on the Namco Tales Forum: http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=58633 I know 7 pages seems alot, but it isn't. Anyways, the main point is for everyone to see member designated "Shalafai" and his Bullshit logic for having Parid out of jail.

Woke up wondering why hair had suddenly started growing round his balls? O_o

If there's a Hyperama near you, they sell shit in bulk to shops.

Not seen any when I was working there, and being therein after. Yep, just after I was mocked for drinking cider, "blah blah bottom of the park with your friends when you were 15 wah wah"... Never did it personally, I only started drinking properly when I was 17. It's cheap, it's strong[ish] and doesn't taste that bad either. A 2 litre bottle of Sainsburys "Strong" Dry Cider = £3. I could spend more on a 4 pack etc, but I don't see the point.

How dare that ugly prick ruin the imagery of Alice in Wonderland.

I broke my scanner/printer combo. Well it wasn't all my fault. For some reason it kept saying that the lid was up so it couldn't print, when it clearly was down. After inspection I find a button it should be pressing when it's down so the machine know it's down blah blah. So I superglue it down. When it comes to change the ink cartridge I can't because it needed to know when the lid was up so it would move the cartridge into optimum positioning. Ah well.

NO DEAL! DEAL! SHIT!

I need to start writing a CV... Haven't done so in about 5-7 years. I find myself lacking in the job department, normally I would rape myself back to Sainsbury's, however they're tightening the reins on who can join their illustrious ranks [iE EVERYONE CAN'T!] They've devised this genius scheme that if they train everyone on everything and shift them around a bit [despite there being less staff] everything will move smoothly. This, I think you'll agree, is bullshit.

Just seen the trailer. Not bad. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0324134/ Look. At the Size. Of those tabs. His voice best be up to scratch. Fucking right doggie. The kids wouldn't have lasted no where near as long as I did attempting to read it. They'd be in comas after the first chapter.

WHO'S THE CAST GODDAMMIT!?

The girl or the chin?

Where's the script for the first episode!?

I'm disgusted Dan Dare. Your Monobrow isn't as obvious in the first picture. I blame myself for believing in your separate brows. Your friend looks nice though, say hello to her and her chin when you next see her

One for each voice? All of them in one file? Shit the possibilities are endless!

Go on then, just a few more. A few more then... Twist my arm, a few more. If we're going to follow this we might as well get rid of the restrictions completely. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

I'm attaching my wav to the email now. I've done a few. Can do more if the need... needs.

A banging rack.