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Naturally - I'm still thinking the worst here... It's going to go Wind Waker/Skyward Sword with the random islands, but instead of a bland sea, we're going to get the same bland Hyrule we got in Breath of The Wild, but with some tweaks, namely the answer to the question in the video @darksnowman posted of "did the people of Hyrule leave the villages..." which is an obvious "yes, you fucking idiot".*. They've got 10,000 years to fap about before Ganon Returns like The Mack, it's just unfortunate that another evil has risen its head in the interim. (and for some reason Nuts n Bolts for vehicles) *to them Snowy, not you

I'm glad they're letting you carry on the balance, especially since you couldn't pay the actual price and had to buy gift cards.

NEVAH! That game did not exist, it was another Nightmare the Wind Fish had, I hear it made the Wind Fish choke on its own vomit in the night, so they didn't have Link fight it.

You make it sound as if you didn't like it when a Psyduck (eg) would walk through the battle each time it cut to a shot of your opponent.

I don't think I made it as far as the introduction of hats, mainly because all I could get walking to and from work were Drowzee's. Don't get me wrong, I love Hypno, but in moderation.

I've gone through Minish Cap, now looking at Alone in The Dark, however it really doesn't translate well to the big screen (Darn Sky Glass) so I'll be playing it in handheld mode.

Fucking take that back right now O_O

That was the highlight of the thing for me, as well as the date for Worlds, which if the missus is picked to help Judge at, I'll be able to travel over too as her spouse. Free trip to Japan bitches! Apart from that it was pure meh, new random crap for Unite and Café Remix, which I thought would be coming. The beginning bit of the Masters EX almost made me think there was a 3D remake of Black and White coming, but hopes were quickly dashed. Pokémon Sleep I'm not sure I fully understand, they want you to catch 'em all napping next to you (that advert was fucking stupid), but only 'mon who have the same sleep style as you will appear. Do they think you'll be able to change how you sleep just to get different Pokémon to appear near you? I'm torn on the DLC, as I didn't get the Sword/Shield one so I don't have anything to compare it to - what was the verdict on those?

Taken from a few places: Actually that was from neogaf From my memory, the skits were voice acted in English in the Gamecube version, so I'm not sure why this is being brought up, but I have played the Wii version too so I may be mixing things up.

In the review thing I posted they compared a few bits of the versions, even showing where they've missed putting in some text (compared to the cube version) Was there any reason given as to why the PS2/3 version was the one chosen to port? The Gamecube, hell I think even the Wii version was better? (thankfully I have both, although the Gamecube version is Canadian so I have to use my Freeloader to allow me to use it.

I originally tried going through this normally, and could only manage about 3-4 areas in before getting shafted because I was always so weak and enemies had too much health. Then I discovered the Assist Mode and discovered what they were showing you in the videos of the Prisoner just slaughtering everyone like Arnie in Commando. At that point I found it far me enjoyable and got to the end.

Can you just go around avarda'ing people? And leaving no witnesses

Where was the second dungeon? Did I miss shit?! because all I did was go to town, leave town into floaty dungeon, defeat magic thing, then it told me to go fuck myself and it was over.

I wonder what fix they're working on, because I can't imagine them doing the correct solution - complete product recall, 60fps and adding new content - as I daresay they're too lazy.

*more challenging C'maahn work with me here. All I have are straws to clutch. I honestly don't know where the franchise is going now. I feel it hit its peak now*, I can imagine some DLC coming, and most likely some more additions to Pokémon Unite or the other free tat they've slapped the franchise on (café mix etc), or new instances thereof. But evolution of the main franchise... No idea. What I would like to see is a New Ranger game proper 3D remastering of a previous game, remaking it in the vein of Scarlet/Violet because that's what the kids want nowadays. Maybe Black and White as that's the last one not redone (I think), but instead of the big open S/V bullshit with teeny looking towns, do something similar to Xenoblade Chronicles. *not quality peak, it hit that awhile back.

You waggle the joy con like you did in Galaxy. I'm so innovative.

NOOOOO. You've had many years of Mystery Dungeon whilst the Rangerers have had nothing. Now you must wallow in the shadows!

Bollocks to Mystery Dungeon, give us Rangers NAAAOW.

NCIS [and Hawai'i] are good background shizzle

It's gonna be a quintology, the first 4 set the scene then the fifth comes in and erases them all.

If they just ported the Cube version I would've been happy. And remove the Remastered part of the name. It's a pure lie.

I saw this video also. After watching the one I posted it cemented my decision not to bother (unless it goes below a tenner on eShop) with this. After the first impression of hoping maybe we'd get future style full arena combat, it lessened to it to be just a lazy port, with minor graphical tweaks. It is that, and more. Unfortunately the more portion is just glaring pacing screens, lagging loading (and if I was hearing it right no English dub on the skits?!). And all that overlay stuff mentioned in your video, not much of it made much sense but it didn't sound good. It literally seems like they haven't added anything, and have actively taken stuff away. Metroid Prime comes in and goes POW with an actual remastered version of a game.

Righto, I've gone through Breath of the Wild again. Unfortunately my opinion hasn't changed much. I found some of the shrines a bit more fun, I visited more than I did before (I'd like to say I did about half of them), saw some things I'm sure I hadn't seen before. Did the Tarry Town thing, took the beasts on in a different order, still left Camelmon last because fuck Thunderblight Ganon, but I did get the Master Sword beforehand this time so it wasn't as much of a challenge. I did more quests, took pictures of stuff and still I don't get what made this game so great for everyone. Fuck having to swap clothes when doing certain things. Fuck cooking. Fuck Lynels. Fuck weapon durability. If anyone is interested in a special edition of this game where the Master Sword model has unfortunately snapped (but I'm looking into pinning it so no one will ever know), I can hook you up. I really hope Tears is better.

Just finished the demo, shorter than I thought, I can feel the Golden Sun -ness with the platform jumping, and also Tales-esque with the queefing ring. The main glaring thing though... "Tell me layer"

If anyone is down for the Lego Masters, the next season of the Australian version - which shits all over the US version* - is on 4oD, the builds these people make are so impressive. I would never have thought to do half the stuff these teams do, but I don't think I ever had that much stuff to choose from, then angles come from all over the place to make these outrageous creations. It's a shame the UK hasn't carried on with more. *AKA the WIll Arnett makes a joke and everyone claps show feat several recaps because stretching it out makes for better television