Jimbob

I'll leave this one until tomorrow, give more people a chance to have a go. I shall pick a winner then. 07/09/08 Edit: Ok the winner of this one goes to Dannyboy-the-Dane. Made me chuckle the most.

Ok, i have installed it and my impressions of it are as follows: (bearing in mind i have used it for about 3 hours now) Its a good browser, it has a good amount of space and it does load up quick. It is easy to use as well. Now the problems, even though Firefox loads up slower it downloads pages quicker than Chrome. I tested it on a large data page and Firefox took less time to load the page than Chrome did. Videos and music play better in Firefox. Which is why i am now sticking to Firefox. Reason it is better, works better and actually loads pages quicker. And i am still sticking to my earlier statement with Google are taking over the whole Internet.

Just downloaded Super Mario 64, it brings back so many memories of when me and my mates used to play this on the N64 back in the day. And i can still remember how to get the vast majority of the stars that i struggled with back 10 years ago.

Any recommendations for a good shooter apart from GoW and Halo.

After last night, i slept for the longest i've ever slept in a long time, roughly 10 hours. Went to bed at 3am and got up at 1pm today. Then decided to watch Man on the Moon starring Jim Carrey, what a movie that was. My opinion is in the movie thread. What now to do for the rest of the day, i think a chilled out day is in order now.

Man on the Moon Jim Carrey's portrayal of the late Andy Kaufman. And what a performance from Carrey, i could not see one bad thing with this movie. This is one of the rarer movies where you laugh, smile and cry all in the duration because of how well he plays the part. From the opening to the end and then throughout the movie was hilarity. Seriously you have to see this movie. Even though Man on the Moon is nearly 10 years old it is in my opinion one of the finest Jim Carrey performances ever. 10/10

I'm considering installing this over the weekend, it does look impressive. I'm also thinking that this is an attempt by Google to take over the whole internet.

Heres the next one. Good luck.

I popped online with a few mates, we chatted through X-Box Live and had a bunch of cheating racers with us who blatently cheated to win every race, so me and my mates just had a small race of our own at the back of the pack. Was quite fun i thought.

That was the best picture i could find at the time, i look constipated.

New style military camo proves unsucessful as floating head freaks out owners

Last thing i got told that was nice about me was by Lisa, but i guess that don't really count. If it does then she told me i'm great (i'll let your dirty minds work on that)

Wish this pesky rain would blow over, its been like it much of the week and i for one am fed up of it. Give us some good weather once in a while. Other than this moaning, i've been good. Been beating people on Smash Bros and hearing the abuse i am recieving from beating them is awesome. (in case you are wondering, i have my 360 on with the headset on and the Wii on the TV and gamers use the 360 for voice chat with me)

It's in the Daily Mail, last thing they predicted would happen didn't happen. If this Collider thing is true, why make it on such a large scale that there is a risk of wiping us out completly. No-one would allow such a thing to be built. I'm off to build me a thermo-nuclear device capable of something massive that will inevitably turn the whole universe into stone.

Some of the decisions i did resulted in different positionings for certain missions, some easier to beat the missions others harder. I'm pumping for the 30 hour achievement, i think i got either 14-16 hours of gamplay left to get this in. I'm on the final island now beating the missions on there. Each time i go on, i beat a character or two's missions and only take mates out if they call, saves a lot of time and can go back to these at the end of the game.

I hate parents, taking the piss just because i don't like beef stew. They are criticizing, annoying and really having a go at me because i wish to go out tonight and they think by skipping dinner i can have more to drink. I only have 2 or 3 on a work night anyway, but the fact that i don't like stew is a different matter. They won't let me have anything else to eat, but alas my wallet and the takeouts call.

Its getting a bit overused these speed-runs now. Yes, it was good for Mario and Zelda but now for Metroid it looks like it is getting same old now. What are they going to do next, Final Fantasy.

I sometimes have a few problems getting sleep, this is usually when i have to get up early in the morning and i'm not tired or anything. Sometimes, it is due to the temperature outside but this time of the year in this area it is warm out in day, cool in the night and comfortable to get to sleep. TV helps me to sleep sometimes, has to be something boring though or i stay awake.

Earliest thing i can remember is being about 2 1/2 years old and me and my dad walking in the park (i say walking, i was near enough being assisted). Good times they were.

Pulled out Wind Waker today and played on it for the first time in about 5 months. Still as good as i remember it. Completed the Earth Temple and preparing to do the Wind Temple. Other than that been sorting out my room, tidying the garden and listening to music much of the day.

My parents always blame me for things that are broken or arn't done around the house. I have a full time job and get home roughly 10 minutes after they come home half the time, my sister is usually home an hour before everyone else. Then she always, and i mean always rushes to get ready and get out the house before everyone comes home so she can avoid doing anything in the house, even her own room (thats another rant coming up). I come home and the parents shout at me for not washing up, doing the laundry or hoovering which needs doing on a daily basis when she is home to do these things but avoids them. And weekends are similar except everyone except her is home and she says she has just come back from work and is too tired to do anything, which is my next point. I work all week so do my parents and we all still do things in the house after work. Her excuse is invalid and has no point to it. The back door was broken this morning and they blamed me for that even though my sister was last through the door at 12am this morning, i came home at 11pm. They told me i owe them a new door of which they are going to purchase later today in the region of about £300 for a new set inc locks, if i got to pay that then i am moving out immediatly. Another thing is my sister who leaves the house a shambles and expects everything to be done for her like cleaning the puddles in the shower room, tidying the living room and even her own bedroom. She is 16 nearly 17 and can't even do that, she gets my mum to do that for her. I ask whats the going rate for room cleaning as a joke and i get shouted at for that, with me saying leave her room alone and make her tidy it before going out. And my sister wants to join the army and can't even do basic cleaning, what chance she got in the army. Is she going to call mum in to clean her quarters, i hope not. Old people who think they have the right of way in life, pushing in the queues for the tills, buses, trains etc. Same type of people who use mobility scooters and sticks to barge through me and loads of other people. I took a stand to this and stood still in the way of them until they said please, took them 10 mins to say please. Same type who just get in the way all the time, usually in town or at the pub. Reminds me of the OAP bunch who play bingo at my local on Wednesday, rude as anything and nearly made me quit the commitee because i couldn't stand them anymore. Street hanging chavs who are just annoying to everyone. These even managed to drive out my favourite indian chef from across the road from my local, he came back 4 months later with some new staff. If i had a baseball bat i think i would just basically beat them up for being a waste of space in the area. Anti-Nintendo Sony and Microsoft gamers who havn't even played a Ninty game to back their claims of Ninty being kiddy. They base their arguement on the graphics, but the gameplay isn't even looked at. I do wish these people would shut up and go back to their fanboyism forums. Racists People who disrespect the police The Police themselves who do absolutely nothing to move on the chavs or to prevent violence in the pub (namely the White Hart) and are more concerned at trying to arrest my mates for something. The Bouncers of the White Hart who threw me out physically and violently because i got hit by someone and periodically banned me for a year for gross violence. My mate Rob who has been out of work for about 2 years now (he's 21) and can't be bothered to get a job and relies on bingo calling for income. And who also claims free drinks for a duty he doesn't do and has the ordasity to have a go at me if i leave the bingo room to do my duty (which is tote), he also times me on duty nights with how long i am out of the room for. I could keep on and on about this guy. I could go on and on in more details.

Every kid wanted to be a fireman, policeman or a a soldier when i was younger, even me. Truthfully at points, i didn't know what i wanted to do. Where i am now i kind of fell into after much trying to get somewhere, worked well i think.

Other option, play a guitar under a bridge and watch the pennies come flying in. Do this many times a week. (Note: Pennies won't literratly fly in and the bridge must be near the town or in the town for any success)