Jimbob

Day has been good so far, had a show down my local last night was brilliant. Great talented singer as well, disco was included in the price of the ticket (£3). Got annoyed with my mate as well who ordered me to be down the club at 10:30am today and to stay in the function room when i am on duty to check the tickets and hand out prize money in the bingo. What really ticks me off about this is the fact that there are 3 jobs to do on a Wednesday duty night, 2 committee duties and a bingo caller. My mate does the calling at gets paid for that, then claims 3 free drinks for the top table duty which he does up until 8pm when i arrive and take over as well as doing my tote duty which is 3 drinks for that as well. Basically putting, he gets paid and gets 3 drinks for doing the bingo calling and doing top table duty until 8pm. I should get up to 3 extra drinks and my usual 3 for tote duty. So if he wants to be arsey and follow rules to the tee, i will counter him and demand those 3 extra drinks for my extra duty i do. Otherwise it is unfair on me doing 2 duties and getting 3 drinks and him doing the calling getting paid and getting 3 drinks for a duty he does not complete. I could be more rule following and just do the tote and go wherever i like in the club as tote duty does not include optional staying in function room checking bingo tickets, thats a top table duty. Any advice?

Forgot to add the following Reason he needs punching is because he is allowing the thug known as Joey Barton back in the squad after what he has done, complete and total idiot for letting him play again. For letting Joey Barton off easily, c'mon who else they going to let off. And last but not least, the man himself For any self respecting football fan would want to do the same as i, he deserves more than a punch mind.

Good job i don't, i got asked to do jury duty once, had the slip filled in and "accidentally" dropped it into the paper shredder and sent it back like that, never got into trouble and havn;t had a request for jury duty since.

If National Service was bought back into this country, i would join, but force them to kick me out by doing nothing and not listening to orders at all. I'd just sit there and if they got physical then i would attack them back. I'd even walk out of the base and get into fights out and inside the base. Its probably the only way to get out of service without physically leaving the country because you will be traced and forced back to your home country to do the service anyway. Think of it, they are forcing you to do something that you probably don't want to do so get out of it by being as disobedient and un-ruley as possible and force them to kick you out, what else can they do. They can't keep you there against your will can they.

Today is the beginning of 2 weeks with the house to myself, which means i can do what i like when i want. Parents have gone away as well. First thing i did was move my 360 downstairs onto the 50 inch HDTV, tested the HDMI out on it, looks and sounds amazing. Invited my mates over for a Soul Calibur IV battle and a DIRT race. Now deciding what i want from the Chinese tonight, i think something noodley will do.

Wasps just don't give up, they only sting you for the sake of it because unlike Bee's who use the stinger as the last resort because they die afterwards, wasps have what seems an infinite supply of stingers and venom so just sting for the sake of it, and they just don't give up either.

Except me What to say about Dan, except he is a great contributor to the forums and provides many hours of entertainment for everyone to enjoy.

Wasps have zero purpose according to me. I was gardening one day, and i saw 2 wasps coming towards me, first instint was stand up and run. Luckly, they flew right into a spiders web which was to the right of where i was and the lucky spider had 2 meals that day. I had 2 wasp nests once, now gone. One of the nests was located in the dorma under my room and one day i had up to 20 wasps in my room and the queen as well. I managed to shut the window to stop more getting in and had to spray the room with this stuff that melts insects from the outside. Moths are annoying as well. As Jasper Carrot once said, daylight and you see none of them then when you put your tiny reading light on they appear out of the blue. Spiders are cool, great creatures. I leave them in the room if i see one as they eat moths, flys and wasps if they come in. Edit: Did i forget to mention, i am allergic to wasp stings

I'll post a small list of people, with reasons as well. Reasons - He is just a plain ass, who thinks like one too. Somehow staying in office and rushing the EU treaty to be sorted out before he leaves office. Reasons, always drugged up, sets a bad example, looks too much like her wax work and always looks like a wreck. Both of them really, for presenting the crap known as Big Brother For creating such a cheesy, addictive song that annoys me whenever i click links that guide me to his song that plays repetitively over and over and over and over again.

It works wonders as well, i did it for my Live Gold Membership and points. Got the codes within 5 minutes of paying with Pay Pal. And you also get bargains as well, got the Live Gold 12 month and 4200 points for £25 together.

Marking the Player is done differently in America than in Europe

I'm on my 2nd 360 as my first one which i bought December 06 literately melted on the inside and caught fire. So i bought an Elite for a discount as M/S couldn't fix it. Had it since Feb 08 and all is well. So i think i have been lucky in a way.

Had an ok day in work, did a lot of things and got it out of the way less to worry about in the morning. Came home, decided to start GTA IV again for some unknown reason, made it to mission 15. Also played DIRT and successfully completed 4 levels of career mode. Chilling out at home after doing all that gaming watching Top gear with a beer.

I tend to play with my pen a lot of the time, twiddling it, spinning it and clicking it often in work. I play with my beard (goatee) sometimes.

The army have invented a new way to defend against terrorists and keep within their nutrition needs

I took so much abuse from an American gamer yesterday, me using Maxi and he was using Nightmare. Everytime he went for an attack, i jumped over him and smacked him with a few nunchuck attacts from behind and even got a few ring outs over him. Then later on, he said change character, so i did to Yoda and you really should of heard the language coming out of his mouth when he saw who i was and how he couldn't even hit me. Laugh Out Loud moment that was

Just beat Story mode with Yoda, got one more character to unlock now and that is The Apprentice. Just have to beat him as Yoda now on Arcade to do so i think.

Awesome, wondered why they dissapeared as well. Now once again, i can sample the wonders of the bubbles.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Watched this early Saturday afternoon, good first outing by Mike Myers. Good plot as such and full of humour as well, 9/10 Kevin and Perry Go Large Watched this at the pub, think i was nicely drunk at the time so can remember it. Still as good as i remember it to be, good movie 8/10 Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls "Alllllllll righty then". Immortal line there from Jim Carrey, brilliant movie better than the first in many aspects including the Rhino scene, the tribe infiltration and the end parts as well. 10/10

Looking at the times taken to complete the games, Ocarina took 8 hours and Master Quest 5.5 hours. Huge difference and thought it would of been the other way round or something

I changed the rules for when we play the game, instead of having a full street before building upon lots we just build on the lot if you own it, more challenging and fun as well i think. My basic strategy is to own one of the dark blue places, usually Mayfair and numerous other places along the board. I always seem to stay in the game for hours doing this and half the time i win.

I'm slowly working through the game, cleared story with Maxi and working through Arcade earning money to buy characters with. Perfected Maxi's moves, tend to vary my moves a lot.

Best thing to do if u don't want to go online, down bank or call them. Worked for me, now i know i am up on my finances which is where i want to be.

Day has been good, started at 10am when i had a club meeting for the members of which 7 came along. The had the cash count, had a few drinks and came home after this afternoons quiz was canceled. Decided to stay in tonight due to the fact i am tired and twisted my ankle last night due to alcohol. Watching When Nature Calls atm, and have played SC IV and GTA IV earlier.