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Awesome, with a tasty redhead at the end.

 

 

We need more of just her.

 

Hmm, she looks and sounds very much like Lynsey Bartilson from the series Grounded for Life. Might be her, but I really don't know. Maybe just a look-a-like heh. =P

 

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And for a bit of amusement...Hot Na'vi sex!!!

 

I kept wondering about reproduction all the way through that film. Having now googled it, it seems that it's actually just like humans, only with the hair connection thing as well. How unimaginative. :heh:

Lebowski goes Shakespeare

 

A long read, and I'm sure just an amusing occurance to many!

That's like the Shakespearean Pulp Fiction thing that's been floating around from a while:

ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter a carriage, with JULES and VINCENT, murderers.

 

J: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie?

V: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?

J: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike

Are strange to ours, with their own history:

Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.

V: What say they then, pray?

J: Hachis Parmentier.

V: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream?

J: Cream is but cream, only they say le crème.

V: What do they name black pudding?

J: I know not;

I visited no inn it could be bought.

 

...

 

J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration?

Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.

Allow me then to offer a response.

Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.

B: What?

J: What country dost thou hail from?

B: What?

J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far,

And never have I heard tell of this What.

What language speak they in the land of What?

B: What?

J: The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?

B: Aye!

J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!

Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!

B: What?

JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat

J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!

I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!

I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!

Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,

If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',

Of Marsellus Wallace!

B: He is dark.

J: Aye, and what more?

B: His head is shaven bald.

J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?

B: What?

JULES strikes and BRETT cries out

J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?

B: Nay!

J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?

B: I did not!

J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!

Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,

And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed

With anyone but she to whom he wed.

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That pig thing was an emotional rollercoaster. First I was slightly amused and all "Aww" at the alcohol, then I was slightly concerned as to what the bottle said, then I was alarmed at firing it out of a cannon, then ultimately I was relieved as it was fine.

 

I need to have a lie down I think.

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That pig thing was an emotional rollercoaster. First I was slightly amused and all "Aww" at the alcohol, then I was slightly concerned as to what the bottle said, then I was alarmed at firing it out of a cannon, then ultimately I was relieved as it was fine.

 

I need to have a lie down I think.

My reaction was pretty much the same down to the different phases.

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They could have at least tried to make the word 'basement' match up with the rest. And maybe wrinkle up the hands a bit.

 

A joke is only as good as the photoshopping behind it.

 

Give me a day or two and I'll have a smorgasboard of Fritzl based images. Rezdiculous was just a starter...

 

Or not, whatever.

 

 

 

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