EEVILMURRAY Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 I love how they get these "old and serious" looking actors to play parts in these things. The Sony Piece of Shit being one of my favourites [out of the 3 I've seen]
Goafer Posted January 19, 2010 Posted January 19, 2010 I love The Onion also. Insatiable, horny bastard.
Ashley Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 (edited) Haha that sailor music vid was awesome. I miss Shenmue. Printed using a 3D printer. OOOoooOOOoohhh! Edited January 20, 2010 by Ashley
MoogleViper Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Printed using a 3D printer. OOOoooOOOoohhh! Eh? What's that?
Ashley Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 And while at it; http://twitpic.com/yzfaq Just imagine the 2001: Space Oddity music playing and then its funny(ish...maybe?)
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Awesome, with a tasty redhead at the end. We need more of just her.
Eenuh Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Awesome, with a tasty redhead at the end. We need more of just her. Hmm, she looks and sounds very much like Lynsey Bartilson from the series Grounded for Life. Might be her, but I really don't know. Maybe just a look-a-like heh. =P
The fish Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 I may as well post a clip some Christian friends and I found. Could not help but keep laughing at it. That, my friend, is utterly awesome. One of my friends found it so funny he set it as his ringtone for when I call him...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 I tried to find an image on Google that could express visibly what I fail to rhetorically, that is, my reaction to that video. I had to give up.
Supergrunch Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 And for a bit of amusement...Hot Na'vi sex!!! I kept wondering about reproduction all the way through that film. Having now googled it, it seems that it's actually just like humans, only with the hair connection thing as well. How unimaginative. Lebowski goes Shakespeare A long read, and I'm sure just an amusing occurance to many! That's like the Shakespearean Pulp Fiction thing that's been floating around from a while: ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter a carriage, with JULES and VINCENT, murderers. J: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie? V: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue? J: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike Are strange to ours, with their own history: Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house. V: What say they then, pray? J: Hachis Parmentier. V: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream? J: Cream is but cream, only they say le crème. V: What do they name black pudding? J: I know not; I visited no inn it could be bought. ... J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still. Allow me then to offer a response. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray. B: What? J: What country dost thou hail from? B: What? J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far, And never have I heard tell of this What. What language speak they in the land of What? B: What? J: The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it? B: Aye! J: Then hearken to my words and answer them! Describe to me Marsellus Wallace! B: What? JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again! I dare thee utter 'What' again but once! I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name! Now, paint for me a portraiture in words, If thou hast any in thy head but 'What', Of Marsellus Wallace! B: He is dark. J: Aye, and what more? B: His head is shaven bald. J: Has he the semblance of a harlot? B: What? JULES strikes and BRETT cries out J: Has he the semblance of a harlot? B: Nay! J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus? B: I did not! J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst! Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore, And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed With anyone but she to whom he wed.
jayseven Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 EDIT: THE SEQUAL WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!"!£"$
Goafer Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 That pig thing was an emotional rollercoaster. First I was slightly amused and all "Aww" at the alcohol, then I was slightly concerned as to what the bottle said, then I was alarmed at firing it out of a cannon, then ultimately I was relieved as it was fine. I need to have a lie down I think.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 That pig thing was an emotional rollercoaster. First I was slightly amused and all "Aww" at the alcohol, then I was slightly concerned as to what the bottle said, then I was alarmed at firing it out of a cannon, then ultimately I was relieved as it was fine. I need to have a lie down I think. My reaction was pretty much the same down to the different phases.
Goafer Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 Oh ho! Fritzl jokes! Taken from the amazingly named Facebook group, "Dont You Just Hate It When Josef Fritzl Rapes You For 24 Years"
Ashley Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 They could have at least tried to make the word 'basement' match up with the rest. And maybe wrinkle up the hands a bit. A joke is only as good as the photoshopping behind it.
Goafer Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) They could have at least tried to make the word 'basement' match up with the rest. And maybe wrinkle up the hands a bit. A joke is only as good as the photoshopping behind it. Give me a day or two and I'll have a smorgasboard of Fritzl based images. Rezdiculous was just a starter... Or not, whatever. Double Post: First one Edited January 26, 2010 by Goafer Automerged Doublepost
jayseven Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 Posted four or five times now. Lamers be not up to date with hundreds of pages of a thread! Tsk
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