Guest Jordan Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 This is inspired by a conversation me and The3rdChildren had earlier: [02:36] Jordan: i think it be kinda funny really, you asking a girl out [02:36] Jordan: "I AM THE3RDCHILDREN, I HAVE A ONLINE COMIC WHICH I VERY SELDOMLY UPDATE AND I SUCK AT HALO 2. WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME?!" [02:36] Jordan: [02:37] Guy: LMAO. That's how it'd go too. [02:37] Guy: "Hey, so you DON'T want to go out with me sometime to INSERT LOCATION OF DESIRABILITY HERE?" [02:38] Jordan: "I'M SURE I CAN PURSUADE YOU. I'VE SEEN ENOUGH EPISODES OF 24. I HAVE MASTERED THE POWER OF BAUER!!" [02:38] Guy: Lmao. [02:38] Jordan: just... don't use a gun [02:38] Jordan: or fake your death [02:38] Jordan: that wouldn't turn out well [02:38] Guy: "COME TO MY ROOM AND I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOYS" ~breathing~ [02:39] Jordan: "SOME OF THEM HAVE... BIG... *girl runs off* NEEDLERS :'(!!" [02:40] Guy: Lmao. So, how bad would your chat up lines be towards the opposite sex? This could be a fun thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Hi, Im Platty, Im an Admin of a Nintendo forum community, Wanna Cyber? Disclaimer: I have never used that line ever. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Lies Platty, pure stinking lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I've heard some classics over the years. In particular, this one used by my mate: "do you support wolves?" Mine would probably be: "they don't call me Fierce for nothing". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owario Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Shutup and kiss me." It doesn't work too good if you've only just met them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Hello" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Wanna see my penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 'Hey, who the hell are you?' worked for me once, but i think it only worked because the girl was already in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Hi, my name is gaggle, and I'm an alcoholic...." Works surprisingly well, but only at the right time in the right place, for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Stay away from me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Hi I'm Konfucius and I'm a computer freak without any social life, would you marry me out of pity?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meik Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 i think it be kinda funny really, you asking a girl outYes, as opposed to "hay, my name is jordan, check out my endless amounts of music and videos which i illegally downloaded lol!!1 i'll give u 1 if u promise to hold my hand". Or "hay, can i touch u whilst we watch some erotic anime?" Or, man, here's the killer line: "hay, wanna come to my house? i have a jar" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kong Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 If you want to discover the world, if you want to meet new, amazing individuals and see amazing sights, if you want to go on a journey to discover what the true meaning of being on this planet is, if you want scour the skies and delve into the never ending oceans, if you want to find your destiny and fall in love, if you want to reach your full potential and experience the beautifull boundries of the world then take my hand and come with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompSci Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 lol this made me laugh but i can remember where it was from though <to a girl> "I lost my phone number, can i have yours?" or this one "girl u must be tired, cause u been running through my mind all day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunKy Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Is heaven missing an angel? Cuz youve got niice cans. How about a ride....to your place? Do you wanna see how many body parts you can fit in a freezer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Yes, as opposed to "hay, my name is jordan, check out my endless amounts of music and videos which i illegally downloaded lol!!1 i'll give u 1 if u promise to hold my hand". Or "hay, can i touch u whilst we watch some erotic anime?" Or, man, here's the killer line: "hay, wanna come to my house? i have a jar" Thats just cruel >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 but true=) I might try this: 'hey baby, hows about hot sex in exchange for an arctic monkeys ticket?' I reckon I'm onto a winner. the hype knows no bounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Don't need no stinking chat up line. All it takes is for me to be within eyesight of the ladies, they do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Don't need no stinking chat up line.All it takes is for me to be within eyesight of the ladies, they do the rest. You should take Jordan out on the pull with you. He could learn a thing or two from you, Master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "My armpits smell bad and my crotch tends to sweat. But other than that i'm a great guy, wanna date sometime?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 (Reading this sentance out loud may help you understand it) "That jacket is very becoming on you, then again, if I were on you, i'd be coming" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 i just go on dancefloor go upto a hot chick dance for a few songs and then we start chatting easy as pie "do u know how much a polar bear weighs"...no..."so do i i just thought it may break the ice" - this has worked it may be very lame but it got a laugh hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 If you want to discover the world, if you want to meet new, amazing individuals and see amazing sights, if you want to go on a journey to discover what the true meaning of being on this planet is, if you want scour the skies and delve into the never ending oceans, if you want to find your destiny and fall in love, if you want to reach your full potential and experience the beautifull boundries of the world then take my hand and come with me. Oh god take me! lol this made me laugh but i can remember where it was from though <to a girl> "I lost my phone number, can i have yours?" or this one "girl u must be tired, cause u been running through my mind all day" Fresh Prince of Bel Air. *hand them your phone* Im not sure if my phone is working. Could you just ring your number please? (also works getting them to ring your number) Man: Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When you fell from heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "I am TEH 1337 HAX00R!!! how about you come to my house and i PWn you in the bedroom *snort* *snort*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Hey, I bet you a drink that I can kiss you without touching you" Kiss girl "Oh well I lose, what can I get you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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