MoogleViper Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I doodoo hope that this thread doesn't take a turd for the worse. Are you taking the piss? I hope we can wipe these shit jokes away. We should flush them out of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Professor Juniper dumped me. She caught me doing some crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'm feeling flushed here. This post may sink but I hope it'll be a floater. I hope this new topic won't be a bum steer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 This thread really went down the drain fast ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I'm dumping this back on the front page, ass i feel this thread still has plenty of fruits to bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You coconut be serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You're a right pear of grapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You berry nearly fooled me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 DON'T BUMP OLD THREADS! I MEAN IT. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BANANA MIGHT BAN YOU IF YOU BRING OLD THREADS UP. BLIMEY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookyman Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You can't ban people for bumping threads - they just want to see the fruits of their labour. Who do you work for n-europe or Special Branch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 Christ, there seems to be a bit of compotition for the best joke in here. Kiwi all just get along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The core of the matter is that I peel a bit of an out-cider. I see no good raisin nut to apple the plug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Urgh, I'm out. I can't pear this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Lettuce stop this, peas. It's really hard to ketchup with all these jokes, we should squash it out now. All these puns don't leave mushroom for proper discussion. You won't seed me joining in, I won't bow to pear pressure. The core of the matter is that I peel a bit of an out-cider. I see no good raisin nut to apple the plug. Honeydew really think that was a good joke. If you really appled yourself I'm sure you could come up with something better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Lettuce stop this, peas. It's really hard to ketchup with all these jokes, we should squash it out now. All these puns don't leave mushroom for proper discussion. You won't seed me joining in, I won't bow to pear pressure. Honeydew really think that was a good joke. If you really appled yourself I'm sure you could come up with something better. Listen, I'm not going to waxfruit lyrical about the mangoing mad by bumping a thread, but it'd be taking the pips banning him, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Listen, I'm not going to waxfruit lyrical about the mangoing mad by bumping a thread, but it'd be taking the pips banning him, don't you think? Your post make shalott of sense. You're so sweet, I core about you very much. It's such a shame we cantaloupe together, but papaya won't allow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 That salad-a puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 That salad-a puns. Lettuce see if we can chive to this chain together. Otherwise I'll have to leaf this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 We carrot give up on this chain, it's too awesome. Let's celery can do some cool puns and jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I'm sorrel if i offended anybody by bumping the thread. No need for any rhubarbed comments. Maybe i'll claim tem-pea-rary insanity when i did it. Or maybe i juice don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I'm sorrel if i offended anybody by bumping the thread. No need for any rhubarbed comments. Maybe i'll claim tem-pea-rary insanity when i did it. Or maybe i juice don't care. You're intent on squeezing out every last joke aren't you. Of cores you do, you just keep peeling them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookyman Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I'm not going apeas you with more jokes I'm sprout of here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I'm not going apeas you with more jokes I'm sprout of here! I knew you wouldn't take root in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Leaf it out, we're turning full circle here... don't be so square guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 You seem on edge, Peeps. Are you sure you're in shape for this? We need to approach this from the right angle, and with acute focus we should be able to six-ceed. Afterwards we'll celebrate with pi. It'll be a rhomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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