EEVILMURRAY Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 I put a bun in Professor Juniper's oven.
Iun Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 New page! It's a whiskey strategy for me, but as most of you are lager than life, we'll see if we can't Foster's some more funnies.
ReZourceman Posted November 16, 2011 Author Posted November 16, 2011 I'll drink to that, we certainly need something to lift everyone's spirits.
Iun Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 I'll drink to that, we certainly need something to lift everyone's spirits. Aye, people are far too bitter these days. But drink is not always the answer - you don't want to go getting everyone's hops up.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 I'm not sour I care for this drinking malarkey that's brewing. Honestly, I had hoped we could raise the bar.
bob Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 There's a cider this thread that i don't really like.
Jimbob Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 I'm sure we can top-up the ale-ment we have brewed up here. (i'll leave now)
Jonnas Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 I'm not sour I care for this drinking malarkey that's brewing. Honestly, I had hoped we could raise the bar. I'm the same, but you don't see me wine.
The Peeps Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 There's no way of knowing who is a-head, the performance here is really stella! I need to draught some more puns because everyone's output is so kegcellent. They're flowing like they're on tap!
bob Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 These puns are all very good, I merlot-er down the joke scale i think, although I chardonnay what all the fuss is about.
Diageo Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 My friend complained he wasn't very smart, I told him, "Bud, weiser men have come through these doors, but they're not as cool as you."
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 I got Professor Juniper's Bandsnatch and went downtown on it until I had Moose Drool over me. In turn the Prof went down on my Old Jock and got a good dose of my Middle Ages' Druid Fluid. Then I rang my friend Harvey the White Russian and we Wallbanged her. [hardcore research was done for this post]
Diageo Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 I don't really do drinking jokes, but if I did, it would be the best joke in the world. Carslberg Reference
MoogleViper Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 Carslberg Reference This ruins the joke.
Sméagol Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 I really don’t know where you people get these terrible jokes from. I must get to the bottom of this.
MoogleViper Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 I really don’t know where you people get these terrible jokes from. I must get to the bottom of this. In all sancerre-ity I'm not sure myself. You've certainly rosé good question. But it's created a bubbly atmosphere, so I'm not complaining. In fact I'merlot happier since I came in this thread.
Ville Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 I have to say, this theme has had me all bottled up :S Pretty hard to distill any clever puns, because I don't even drink myself! Well, not letting this depress my spirits...with a stout heart, I shall once again turn this into a glorious victory!
The Peeps Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 I've got one brewing, don't change it yet!
Cube Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 This ruins the joke. He only ruined the joke because he has a WKD side.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 Frankly, I think you're all drunk with power. I've sobered up and will be awaiting the next topic.
bob Posted November 17, 2011 Posted November 17, 2011 This ruins the joke. It only ruined it because he split it wrong.
MoogleViper Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 That signature! I've just remembered bob! erm... beer and shit.
bob Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 erm... beer and shit. I doodoo hope that this thread doesn't take a turd for the worse.
Ville Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 Oh crap you guys...you do realise you just sent a dungball flying down the side of a poo mountain? Man ure reckless! : o It's gonna be a real shitstorm in here...
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