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MoogleViper Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 A two-bed property within 2 miles of brighton centre is about 250-300k. 4 miles out it's 200k. Mortgages basically don't exist for first-time buyers! Everyone who wants a mortgage is moving 8 miles out so they can get a mortgage 150k or less, and these are 1-beds. No working class person buys a house down here without inheritance. I don't find that particularly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 What font is that? [Feeling the Archer love] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 A porno version of the Wizard of Oz with all the sex edited out That's just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 If you want to watch the Wizard of Oz with no sex, the bloody original will do the job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 A better job, even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 A hand job, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 No, you want the porno version, with the sex-scenes intact. Or even better, the porno version with the non-sex scenes edited out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 My house got hit by lightning last night, it blew up my sky box, my aerial and my PS3. I couldnt stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 And then crying I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 No the rest of the night was spent on the laptop getting contents insurance >.> lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 My house got hit by lightning last night, it blew up my sky box, my aerial and my PS3. I couldnt stop laughing. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 What font is that? [Feeling the Archer love] Not sure really. Could always just Google the archer font or if you can find an image of it, you can upload it to WhatTheFont and it will identify it. Man Texts Girlfriend Live Updates of His Comic Con Experience on Shrooms My personal favourite bits: "It's a wonder that pedicab drivers do not all band together and tell the Tour De France to go fuck themselves" "I think I've gone full Jaden Smith" "Literally everyone has responded to me telling them I'm doing shrooms at Comic Con with the same reaction they would give someone selling bagels on the Gaza Strip" "Portillo flew a drone for some stupid 24 themed booth and crashed for Palestinian solidarity" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 Dogs who learned the hard way not to eat bees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pancake Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Can't remember if i've posted this before but it doesn't matter COS IT MUST BE SEEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Oh man, I hope that's true. That's almost like that episode of Peep Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goron_3 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 This is hands down the greatest prank call I've ever heard. I'm literally crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bob Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Why does that small girl have the body of an overweight man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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