Iun Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I had one earlier with Mrs Iun... we were talking about the protests by Chinese Expats in Paris. Me: So I hear the protests have been terrible! Her: Oh no! My poor countrymen! Me: Yeah, I hear that the protest grew to several thousand strong, not just students and ordinary people, but workers, academics... Her: That's wonderful! They should stand up for their rights! Me: Oh no though, it all went sour! The government decided to send soldiers and tanks to quell the protests, thousands were killed and many more have been "disappeared" from the face of the Earth! Mothers will be left without sons, wives without husbands... a whole generation destroyed fr being audacious enough to stand up for their beliefs. Her: WHAT?! How can anyone let this happen!? The West is so evil! They were just innocent protesters! How can you murder them in cold blood?!? What a wicked, corrupt and unjust society! Me: ... Oh, hang on, I made a mistake... that all happened in China. Her: .... FUCK YOU! So I'm sleeping on the couch tonight, but it was well worth it. Okay, it was more of an awkward moment for her, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizz Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I'm lying on the bed with my ex. I have no shirt on, she has no trousers on. Her dad walks in. Good job he doesn't give a shit about much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I'm lying on the bed with my ex. I have no shirt on, she has no trousers on. Her dad walks in. Good job he doesn't give a shit about much! WOW! I bet she felt really embarrassed! haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Can....can I nominated This thread as being an Awkward Moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 When i was about 11, my older brother caught my cousin & me talking about what a bj is, and told our mum. The next day, she came into my bedroom and gave me a long speech about how dirty and embarrassing it was, and that i should be ashamed to be talking that way especially in front of relatives. She then said "While we're here, is there anything else you'd like to admit to?" I don't know if he'd told her something else, but instead of saying anything I reached under the matress, pulled out some porn mags & handed them to her - "Yes, he gave me these to look at the other day, and i've been really embarrassed having them in here. Can you give them back to him please?". She loooked like she'd been hit by a ton of bricks, then took the mags & walked out the room, and neither of them ever mentioned it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygo Ape Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I bring a new girlfriend home last month for the first time, hoping that she will make a good impression with my family and she stays for a few days. My university year has finished so i have just recently moved my belongings back into my bedroom, packed up in boxes under my bed ect. Mums nagging me to get my shit sorted out but ive brought her home and dont think she would appreciate our time being spent sifting through mountains of shit, so me and her go for a day out to York. After a lovely day out we come back to discover my mother acting quite strangely and not being able to look at us. She says she took the liberty of siding my belongings for me, however she is muttering something about "a pink pair of curling tongs and gadgets for your nintendo". Horrified i run upstairs to find our pink dildo, vibrating bullet, cock ring, various lubricants and a dominatrix kit laid on my bed under a towel. Dinner was interesting that night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 It's not really funny but there was somebody in my English class who couldn't really pronounce words correctly and we were reading Lord of the Rings. Everytime the word 'Bilbo' came up, he was accidentally saying "Dildo" and we all thought he was joking but he actually couldn't say the letter B right. Everybody tried not to laugh but we couldn't help it. The teacher started laughing a bit. He was a little upset but even he started to laugh in the end when we told him what it sounded like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I've gone about 7 hours. Wank Win. ..................awwwwkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goron_3 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I bring a new girlfriend home last month for the first time, hoping that she will make a good impression with my family and she stays for a few days. My university year has finished so i have just recently moved my belongings back into my bedroom, packed up in boxes under my bed ect. Mums nagging me to get my shit sorted out but ive brought her home and dont think she would appreciate our time being spent sifting through mountains of shit, so me and her go for a day out to York. After a lovely day out we come back to discover my mother acting quite strangely and not being able to look at us. She says she took the liberty of siding my belongings for me, however she is muttering something about "a pink pair of curling tongs and gadgets for your nintendo". Horrified i run upstairs to find our pink dildo, vibrating bullet, cock ring, various lubricants and a dominatrix kit laid on my bed under a towel. Dinner was interesting that night.... Mate you are my hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I bring a new girlfriend home last month for the first time, hoping that she will make a good impression with my family and she stays for a few days. My university year has finished so i have just recently moved my belongings back into my bedroom, packed up in boxes under my bed ect. Mums nagging me to get my shit sorted out but ive brought her home and dont think she would appreciate our time being spent sifting through mountains of shit, so me and her go for a day out to York. After a lovely day out we come back to discover my mother acting quite strangely and not being able to look at us. She says she took the liberty of siding my belongings for me, however she is muttering something about "a pink pair of curling tongs and gadgets for your nintendo". Horrified i run upstairs to find our pink dildo, vibrating bullet, cock ring, various lubricants and a dominatrix kit laid on my bed under a towel. Dinner was interesting that night.... Oh my god, if that's true you're a fucking legend. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 What's a vibrating bullet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 What's a vibrating bullet? I think you answered your own question, it vibrates and looks like a bullet..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 is it as big as a bullet, whats it for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 No its bigger (especially Slaggis', I think he has the Bullet Bill sized model) and its for pleasuring yourself/someone else. Insert, vibrate and awaaaaay you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 So it's like a dildo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 No, like a smallish vibrator without the whole trying to be a penis thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Merci everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 My mom bought my dad a vibrating bullet she found at the chinese market, thought it was a back massager. Bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Hahaha. I love that you are discussing a bullet, most amusing thing I've read all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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